There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.

This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it. The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT. Let's talk about it.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

they gotta be trolling me

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

actually useful, extremely limited in scope blocklist that will save ur blocking finger some work:

Bluesky itself doesn’t pre-block. You can subscribe to specific lists which can block accounts for you. For example: bsky.app/profile/did:...

yeah here it is

playing doctor with my 6yo daughter and she just informed me that the medicine she’s prescribing me is “flavor blasted”

holidayed out

not really

I literally don't understand how he can possibly have the legal right to bomb another country for what is a domestic issue in that country

INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what

the world has changed

I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.

The thing you have to understand about my micro generation is that the Barnum effect statements used to describe it sound so true.

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today. There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.” It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.

My President told me Jim Comey keeps eating his prosecutors so I asked how many prosecutors he has and he said he just goes to Mar-A-Lago and gets a new prosecutor afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding prosecutors to Jim Comey and then his Attorney General started crying.

I made a new video about working class life in Cyberpunk for you last night by the way: youtu.be/iu5Yfv7fZHk?...

This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

jesus honly christ

defunctland timing forever flawless

so my very good friend’s dad just died and tiktok served me these videos which have been stuck in my head for weeks

Getting texts from CVS

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil

find someone who builds you up the way grok builds elon up

squirrels in your backyard? crows being in the sky? too loud truck driving by your house? call the law offices of BARKIN & BARKIN and get the defense you deserve, today

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend

Me when Bugs Bunny gives me a nice cigar

We've got you 👍

I love when pets fight against falling asleep like what do you need to stay up for no one is asking anything of you