Chat, should I make focaccia?

Inner monologue of a guy crop dusting in public spaces

Logging on, gm

Me when I learn my coworker hasn’t heard about the new final fantasy tactics game and is too young to remember the PS1 in general.

Christ work is cursed today, but it also frozen pizza friday

Customer: JAPANESE MANUFACTURING BRAND DMV: TF-THE FUCK, looks like Varis makes kevlar auto parts for Toyotas Verdict: ACCEPTED

god that’s cool

Retconning some 40k lore so the imperium can refer to Necrons as clankers

Wouldn’t say I have NPC or vampire energy, but some combination of both. Gotta talk to me first and explicitly invite me in.

asking jesus to take the wheel is not OSHA compliant

The sadakos are reappearing on my timeline It begins

Retconning some 40k lore so the imperium can refer to Necrons as clankers

So America, you take your 33 1/3 tariff, minus my 25% tariff and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning with a Tariff. But then you take my 75% tariff, if we go into shutdown, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 tariff. See USA, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you in 2025.

I have made two (2) phone calls today.

your moment of zen courtesy of my lazy hound

REALLY feeling this one today.

Me, on the Oregon trail: not now kitten, daddy’s about to ford this river

Get in loser, we're booking a flight home for the holidays and then dwelling on it with a mix of feels (wistfulness, dread, anger, and lament namely).

Smol spooky szn factoid: in Event Horizon there’s a log which includes the phrase ‘liberate me,’ in Latin, later corrected to ‘save yourself from hell,’ but both of these are incorrect, in actuality the translation is hamburger help me

It’s getting so bad, I might try for three spaghetti meals in one day just to feel something

Logging on, gm

This may be my magnum opus

Ok gn

Logging on, gm

do u mind if im sincere for a moment: what the fuck is wrong with u

Tried a new cornbread recipe yesterday, if u even care

Sleep is an elusive thing

Chat I’m not sure interacting with the world is supposed to be comparable to a darkest dungeon run

“Techno libertarians make a philosophy out of a personality defect.” 🔥

Is a dream a lie if it don’t come true, or is it something worse?

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

Logging on, gm I regret to inform you I was not raptured (understandably so), you all are still subject to my presence

Logging on, gm It will happen again

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

“what the hell is a yojimbo”

thinkin' about the ol' "we shape our tools and thereafter our tools shape us"

would like to report a personal 9/11: cut my right index finger, RIP to all my screen time related activities

Got some groceries and didn’t notice this leaf got stuck to my backpack til I got home. Just a little guy 🥹 #fall #justaliytleguy #nature #sofetch

chat, is this true?

Logging on, gm

Get in loser, we are observing frozen pizza Friday and disassociating

Logging on, gm

went to a cheesesteak sandwich place and got one of the nonstandard variants (Spicy Thai Curry). It slapped.

Thinking about this one again

Logging on, gm It will happen again