Checking in

having a grilled cheese about it

CUT MY LUNCH INTO PIECES WITH MY KNIFE AND MY FORK MASTICATION, I'M EATING DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I SPILL FOOD ON ME THIS IS MY DIRTY SHIRT

My coworker is feeding an increasing amount of his work and other odd questions into chatgpt, which is bad, but he also doesn’t type. Hunts and pecks, while slowly speaking out what he’s typing

Mixing metaphors? No, I am folding them for a better rise

Skyrim mod that lets you do the akira slide on a honse

cinematic parallels

she annuity on my structured settlement til i 877-cash-now

i know im preaching to the choir here but i do think a key pedagogical change we need to establish multiracial democracy as the teleological end of US story has to do with how we remember the civil war—namely we need to center the role that enslaved people played *during the war* sabotaging the CSA

Before you DM me, know I’m built like this

Friable asbestos? What about heart healthy baked asbestos? Grilled asbestos, or even sautéed asbestos?

Logging on, gm

causing an uproar at the Two Wolves symposium by presenting a paper which argues the existence of three wolf moons implies the existence of a secret third wolf inside us

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Got a shower, so feeling cleanpilled, scrunklycels seething rn

AI knuckle tats: 877 cash now

thin crust pizza is big charcuterie

vibe check, how are we today, chat?

Full moon tonight, prepare yourself accordingly

getting away with OSHA violations due to smol bean exception

Not now kitten, daddy is debating between becoming a stamp or coin collection guy

Convos with my bff

Focus

FUCK YOU!!!!! SORRY - dashare.zone ADMIN

Logging on, gm

Once again

It just popped in my head and wouldn’t let go until I made it

“Sometimes” I’m just weird.

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

The only ballroom I care about is Duluth Trading CO’s ballroom double flex jeans. Comfy af, no pinching or tightness while maneuvering

imagine being the first person to wash rice before cooking and getting to ricemog everyone else

anyway, here's wonderwall, bluegrass edition

you know what? fuck you *picks you up with one hand and sets you on the cat tree* off the counter when momma is cooking 😒

You remember that time Charlie Daniels got mad at taco bell

giving me this game was a mistake, i think

💻🙅‍♀️💰🔌

your honor i move that these charges be dismissed, my client is just a little guy who had clearly invoked jester's privilege

ever since i was young, i knew i wanted to be weird and mildly offputting

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Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic

Sorry babe, the Charles e cheese headboard stays up during sex

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Boss asked me if I had a five year plan. Buddy, I am just trying to shitpost and pretend I don’t exist in this moment

“Are you the branch manager?” “Yes I am, how can I help you?” “I would like two branches, please.” “How would you like that?” “Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

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