This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

THE WRITING ON THE WALL

"You're going to win every election... until somebody really screws things up" is what he was told by the Oracle at Delphi.

We're so back.

Quack

It's fine, I just wasn't expecting him to be Chinese.

Today I taught my middle schoolers a bit about Marcus Licinius Crassus, the aging slumlord who got himself killed attempting a half-baked invasion of Iran. It's nice that as a Latin teacher I'm free of the need to engage with current events in the classroom.

Know that the burrito is uncreated, as time itself is, without beginning or end, and is based on the principles, life and rest. Uncreated and indestructible, it endures under the compulsion of its own nature.

Sentinel Prime would be a cyber truck kinda guy if I'm being honest. #TFA #Maccadams #Sentinelprime

There is only working class, the professional managerial class, and there is only one working class party, the Democratic party, and there is only one working class paper, the Financial Times.

i love her

Introduced my 7-year-old niece to MAC Attack from @bastionland.bsky.social today. Came down to the wire but her last Class 1 got some good internal shots past the armor plating on my remaining Class 2 MAC, pushing me into meltdown and securing control of Soy Sauce City.

In the pokemon world it's very different and much darker when you search up "mukbang videos"

Woke 2 stocks

Dang (From lnk.bio/ADRYNALYN)

This race was such a massive swing blowout that Democrat Taylor Rehmet literally won a city called White Settlement

You know, with Epstein, the more I learn about that guy the more I don't care for him.

High IQ people don't respond well to shrill noises.

What if you wanted to throw a Nazi party but everyone came as Himmler

it's Hobbesball

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Even this headline and subtitle are reflexively understating. -no mention that the Nobel committee is not run by Norway's government -no mention that Norway does not control Greenland -"push for" is a weak way to describe the president's actual words. "Threaten" and "demand" are not editorializing.

My god he’s doing it

guy who is both a homeopath and a germ theory denier who believes that a lab leak is incredibly dangerous because the virus provably contains nothing which would make you sick

I have no knowledge of any of the horrific actions of Jeffrey Epstein other than what I have learned from news reports.

Everyone was so caught up pointing fingers at the left, nobody thought to suspect the Hapsburgs.

Parallel lines are a scam invented by the Home Depot to sell levels.

Need a Batman adaptation with more of this energy

(From varnie.vamp on Instagram)

New "it's uncivil to speak ill of the dead" loophole just dropped

A lot of the Cuomo hate on here is because he's neurodivergent (poor boundaries) and queer-coded (cuomosexual) but y'all aren't ready for that conversation 💅💅

Municipal Universal Uncle, he gives a video address to be played at thanksgiving for families and individuals whose weird uncles couldn't make it

Guy who supports land back because of housing and trade policy

HELP US FLIP NY-02: tinyurl.com/SLEEPNY02 Andrew Garbarino is asleep on the job. Literally. I've spent my entire career helping those who need it most – first in the classroom, and now serving Long Islanders with developmental disabilities.

Guy who's mad about the tattoo but because having a historical military insignia is nerd shit and undermines Platner's working class vibes

The Methodist Senior Women's Rifle Club will be, simultaneously, the most decorated paramilitary unit of American Civil War 2, and the paramilitary unit connected to the most war crimes