Anyone done this one yet?

Listening. Learning.

Courting investors for a combination bar / trampoline park called "Bourbon Air"

we all know I have no life, so:

I'm a poor artist but I drew Steel

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Transformers: Rescue Bots (2011-2016); longer if you count sequel series Rescue Bots Academy (2018-2020)

TGI Fridays taking a stance in the greatest fandom war of all time.

I'm beginning to suspect that something bad can happen and it may not *only* good happen

Impeaching the president for corruption would distract from the president's corruption

With an extra 9 billion dollars we could bomb Iran for almost two weeks!

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

seems bad

Famously a band lacking in instrumental tracks

What we need is the Star Sapphire Theory of Geopolitics

happy easter

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

You're telling me a shrimp sold off the real estate assets of this business?

Other day we were doing the myth of Pygmalion and Galatea and when students found it dumb that a guy would fall in love with an inanimate object I reminded them that half of them think ChatGPT is their friend

Finally

They’re using drones and ballistic missiles and shit from their uniformed armed forces. Insurgency isn’t when Muslims do a good job.

Have been informed by a teen that the dad from Twilight is "chopped." Much to consider. My world is falling apart.

this sunken-eyed young Platonist will tow you ten wakes round the world, and never make you one pint of sperm the richer

🤣

How could he betray the anti-war movement like this after he promised them nothing and they gave him their uncritical support anyway

A friend just sent me this perfect piece by Karel Čapek, trans. Dora Round, ‘From the Point of View of a Cat’.

When the Right needs to square its insistence on national greatness with disastrous foreign policy blunders and decides that they were manipulated and stabbed in the back by scheming Jews

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

THE WRITING ON THE WALL

"You're going to win every election... until somebody really screws things up" is what he was told by the Oracle at Delphi.

We're so back.

Quack

It's fine, I just wasn't expecting him to be Chinese.

Today I taught my middle schoolers a bit about Marcus Licinius Crassus, the aging slumlord who got himself killed attempting a half-baked invasion of Iran. It's nice that as a Latin teacher I'm free of the need to engage with current events in the classroom.

Know that the burrito is uncreated, as time itself is, without beginning or end, and is based on the principles, life and rest. Uncreated and indestructible, it endures under the compulsion of its own nature.

Sentinel Prime would be a cyber truck kinda guy if I'm being honest. #TFA #Maccadams #Sentinelprime

i love her

Introduced my 7-year-old niece to MAC Attack from @bastionland.bsky.social today. Came down to the wire but her last Class 1 got some good internal shots past the armor plating on my remaining Class 2 MAC, pushing me into meltdown and securing control of Soy Sauce City.

In the pokemon world it's very different and much darker when you search up "mukbang videos"

Woke 2 stocks