Parallel lines are a scam invented by the Home Depot to sell levels.

Need a Batman adaptation with more of this energy

(From varnie.vamp on Instagram)

New "it's uncivil to speak ill of the dead" loophole just dropped

A lot of the Cuomo hate on here is because he's neurodivergent (poor boundaries) and queer-coded (cuomosexual) but y'all aren't ready for that conversation 💅💅

Municipal Universal Uncle, he gives a video address to be played at thanksgiving for families and individuals whose weird uncles couldn't make it

Guy who supports land back because of housing and trade policy

HELP US FLIP NY-02: tinyurl.com/SLEEPNY02 Andrew Garbarino is asleep on the job. Literally. I've spent my entire career helping those who need it most – first in the classroom, and now serving Long Islanders with developmental disabilities.

Guy who's mad about the tattoo but because having a historical military insignia is nerd shit and undermines Platner's working class vibes

The Methodist Senior Women's Rifle Club will be, simultaneously, the most decorated paramilitary unit of American Civil War 2, and the paramilitary unit connected to the most war crimes

Far Side 2077 #cowtools #farside #cyberpunk #hightech #futurism #tron

pp small 😔

I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

Hank Hill could have raised Superman

*seeing a couple with a kid* So... which one of you is the cloth mother and which is the wire mother?

It's okay buddy you don't have to explain your mental state or have a character arc they're gonna say you had a yellow space monster in you the whole time

Now we just need a spider-like robot that can lobby zoning commissions and perform Environmental Impact Assessments.

Is the kid from Inside Out a mecha

breakfast food is just regular food with a egg on it

I am just now realizing that the oddly frequent references to "Fergie" in British media refer to someone other than the member of the Black Eyed Peas

Blink 182 advocating for expanding the number of seats in Iceland's parliament: SMALL THE ALTHING

Teaching middle school again this year

Why does water taste so much better out of a paper cone

THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP for taking the Eurasian Steppe Nomad threat seriously

This man is a victim of racialized workplace harrassment and needs to talk to HR and/or his union rep

Fantastic 4: First Steps is the Man of Steel of Fantastic 4 movies

Aw, cash? I wanted a potato chip.

wife's getting into a new show

a better world

The male urge to buy a bunch of lego and build a big medieval castle

DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.

Me in 2027 when I'm in front of an ICE firing squad for writing a mean post about President for Life JD Vance

One of my more out of the box thoughts is that we can compensate indigenous groups in the US by adopting this model and solve a lot of problems at once.

The fight for trans rights is literally the fight to defend civilization at this point because it is basically a proxy over whether contracts are binding if you decide you aren’t feeling it because you dislike the vibes of the other party.

My county executive, Eddie Lettuce, getting a little too excited

Flipped through my book of John Alvin's poster art and found what I think might be one of my favourite unused posters for any movie, for 1993's Jurassic Park. The way the kicked-up dust obscures the smaller dinos creates a great sense of energy and yet a mystery to it all.

Do these guys all rent the same podcast set? Why is it every time I hear about these people they've got the same background?

We are ruled by criminals. How is that working out for us? Be gay and fund the IRS.