Garffeld

Our taxes pay for that slime, and Trump gets to keep it all for himself?

Foundation, Isaac Asimov, Chinese translation

What's important is that once we finally get California to cancel that program delivering diapers to new parents we can fund almost 5 more hours of Iran War

MARIS

George III was born in 1738. The Declaration of Independence was written about a 38-year-old.

From the bad place, but I'm fucking losing it lmao

we don't usually see each others headers, but here's mine. quote post with yours (if you feel like it)

White House taps Andrew Reyna for Deputy Director of National Intelligence

you know i have a DS9 Frinkiac right? mornicorder.ordoliberal.com

Based

The other day one of my 8th graders asked me if I "saw Clavicular get frame-mogged by that judge" and I had to pretend I didn't know what he was talking about instead of correcting his usage of the word "frame-mogged"

Whether it's the White House creating a 2 billion dollar slush fund for pedophiles and criminals, or California's 20 million dollar program to provide diapers to new parents, both parties are under fire for dubious uses of taxpayer money.

Some stuff suddenly makes a little more sense

Been looking for a copy of "The Conquest of Biscuits"

Grandpa canon event

Gen Z Irving Kristol be like "a neoconservative is a liberal who's been mogged by reality."

I should be working, and yet...

Anyone done this one yet?

Listening. Learning.

Courting investors for a combination bar / trampoline park called "Bourbon Air"

we all know I have no life, so:

I'm a poor artist but I drew Steel

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Transformers: Rescue Bots (2011-2016); longer if you count sequel series Rescue Bots Academy (2018-2020)

TGI Fridays taking a stance in the greatest fandom war of all time.

I'm beginning to suspect that something bad can happen and it may not *only* good happen

Impeaching the president for corruption would distract from the president's corruption

With an extra 9 billion dollars we could bomb Iran for almost two weeks!

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

seems bad

Famously a band lacking in instrumental tracks

What we need is the Star Sapphire Theory of Geopolitics

happy easter

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

You're telling me a shrimp sold off the real estate assets of this business?

Other day we were doing the myth of Pygmalion and Galatea and when students found it dumb that a guy would fall in love with an inanimate object I reminded them that half of them think ChatGPT is their friend

Finally

They’re using drones and ballistic missiles and shit from their uniformed armed forces. Insurgency isn’t when Muslims do a good job.

Have been informed by a teen that the dad from Twilight is "chopped." Much to consider. My world is falling apart.