*seeing a couple with a kid* So... which one of you is the cloth mother and which is the wire mother?

It's okay buddy you don't have to explain your mental state or have a character arc they're gonna say you had a yellow space monster in you the whole time

Now we just need a spider-like robot that can lobby zoning commissions and perform Environmental Impact Assessments.

Is the kid from Inside Out a mecha

breakfast food is just regular food with a egg on it

I am just now realizing that the oddly frequent references to "Fergie" in British media refer to someone other than the member of the Black Eyed Peas

Blink 182 advocating for expanding the number of seats in Iceland's parliament: SMALL THE ALTHING

Teaching middle school again this year

Why does water taste so much better out of a paper cone

THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP for taking the Eurasian Steppe Nomad threat seriously

This man is a victim of racialized workplace harrassment and needs to talk to HR and/or his union rep

Fantastic 4: First Steps is the Man of Steel of Fantastic 4 movies

Aw, cash? I wanted a potato chip.

wife's getting into a new show

a better world

The male urge to buy a bunch of lego and build a big medieval castle

DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.

Me in 2027 when I'm in front of an ICE firing squad for writing a mean post about President for Life JD Vance

One of my more out of the box thoughts is that we can compensate indigenous groups in the US by adopting this model and solve a lot of problems at once.

The fight for trans rights is literally the fight to defend civilization at this point because it is basically a proxy over whether contracts are binding if you decide you aren’t feeling it because you dislike the vibes of the other party.

My county executive, Eddie Lettuce, getting a little too excited

Flipped through my book of John Alvin's poster art and found what I think might be one of my favourite unused posters for any movie, for 1993's Jurassic Park. The way the kicked-up dust obscures the smaller dinos creates a great sense of energy and yet a mystery to it all.

Do these guys all rent the same podcast set? Why is it every time I hear about these people they've got the same background?

We are ruled by criminals. How is that working out for us? Be gay and fund the IRS.

YIMBY General Sherman for Long Island when

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

The typical American nuclear family

6 figures: too expensive to save children's lives in a disaster 8 figures: golf

Which year would you identify as the beginning of the Cold Civil War? 2020 (Covid madness) 2015 (Trump era) 2010 (Tea Party) 2008 (Obama Reaction) 1995 (Gingrich) 1964 (Civil Rights Act) 1877 (End of Reconstruction)

Charles Entertainment Cheese Arrested in Connection to Trump-Epstein Case

PBS funding solved in 3 seconds through addiction

Guys I think glonzo might actually be down there

When we can't afford new bus routes but the city budget has a line item for a 4 billion dollar vtol airship

Superman good.

Skyrim needs the Empire to run it. Every journal you find is either “Confound the Dwemer. They have hidden their greatest secrets behind this gate with a square hole and round hole and all they left as clues are square and round pegs” and “I hope the journal writer eating monster doesn’t get m-.”

i mean they did also jail epstein. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did jail epstein.

Born to Vizier

(guy about to invent duolingo) this french textbook is boring. I wish I was in an abusive relationship with it

Oh the Repub party does have donors “The billionaires who donated more than Griffin for the 2024 US election were Mellon banking heir Timothy Mellon ($197M), Duck and E Uihlein of the shipping supplies company Uline Inc. ($133.8M), Elon Musk ($132.7M),& Vegas Sands owner Miriam Adelson ($132.4 M).”

A year’s worth of beach combed Lego.

the powers of sin and death -will not have the final word -must be actively resisted at every turn