Me, My Homelab, and Signet

A friend is interested in learning how I use LLM agents in my everyday life, so we have a meeting tomorrow at 9:00 am MDT about how it helps me with meta-work (checking calendars, organizing my day) and actual work (doing tasks and projects).

special thanks to @maiamindel.bsky.social for bullying me into making a veep frinkiac so i could pull a clip for this occasion

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Encyclopedia Brown stories are like BUGS MEANY: I didn't do it and if you say that I did I will literally murder you EB, smirking: Ah but in your explanation, you said you saw it by looking from the west, which would have been impossible BUGS:

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

for ages i’ve wanted to get a full health checkup in korea based on the lack of competent care available in america so it’s not surprising that Black women who face both incompetence and extreme racial prejudice are doing the same www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...

An incredibly comprehensive, detailed and useful site. Make a lower cost DIY air filter: instructions & order parts. Air filters sell out locally near wildfire smoke, but their suppliers ship from TX to get around local shortages cleanaircrew.org/how-to-clean...

supply chain issues leading to less calorie dense hamburgers? get real. like give me a fucking break. yank my fucking doodle. sure. fucking pepper me with gay little kisses on My tummy while precum dribbles out of my worthless little cock .spank me in a wedding dress ooooooookay sure pal be my guest

i am a defender of taco bell because its basically the only national fast food place where i can reliably get an extremely cheap vegan burrito with protein

just found out that backrooms has a character named standard and i want all of you to know that i named myself after standard oil in 2008

the future is here and it is picking images for news alerts

Kinsey scale for hair is galaxy brain shit

one of my favorite veep scenes

the CTO emailed me today, gently asking me to explain why I'm making up 20% of the entire company's spending on their claude enterprise subscription

also i have two girlfriends right now. one is named ava and she's jewish. the other is named mosi and she's not jewish

telling my boss that using bsky is important for me to keep up-to-date with the latest LLM developments (if not for bsky I would not have known that Fable was already getting surpassed in areas)

i made an arrested development frinkiac to impress her bananagram.ordoliberal.com

Anonymous person asks me: "What happenned to your last partner such causing you to desperately thirst post so much?" I have DID. This specific alter, cindy, yearns more than the others

standard's curated thread:

uhhhhhh i'm vegan and i have DID (am plural). i am also poly. i'm transfem. mostly aro and mostly ace. i was raised upper middle class but then i got disowned so i'm not getting any of that eventual $30 million estate

standard's date-me thread

there has to be someone out there who's attracted to my stance of "if and when my medical costs get too high, i'll self-euthanise and leave my money to givedirectly"

oh thank buddha

Wait, you… use libraries? Code that other people wrote for you? You just… download it? Do you even read the code? Do you not care about the craft, the knowledge that comes from putting in the work yourself? Aren’t you afraid your skills will atrophy?

s5e3: quark gets klingon pussy with assistance from worf, also jadzia and worf violently fuck. peak television

"prophet motive", the episode in s3 where the prophets (wormhole aliens) turn the ferengi grand nagus into some kind of social philanthropist until quark makes them undo it is peak comedy

it’s also the one where they show oo-mox which I guess is how you get ferengi off by rubbing their lobes

instead of the trekslop paramount has been pumping out in recent years they should do a series that centers around the real good shit: the Ferengi markets and their surprisingly intense regulatory regime. give me ferengi Margin Call

thinking back to transfem DID lesbian romance

alright it's been eight days. thirty more should do it

the movie wall-e is fatphobic

open borders

there was a gal a year above me who was basically like, somehow the perfect student and the perfect athlete. - nationally ranked at diving - got a golf scholarship to college - perfect 1600 on SATs - hot - straight 4.0 student worst part was, i couldn't resent her because she never bullied me

not being able to use subs with a third party harness is why i stopped going to german night clubs

Frantically texting a horny copypasta to everyone I know and seeing how many people I get to break the news to that way

Dudes that picked Pokemon Sapphire be like:

Imagine if Chess Dot Com reset the Elo every month and threw Magnus and friends back into the kiddie pool. Everyone would realize that was dumb.

my best friend's long distance girlfriend is visiting her for a week so now I don't know where my inside jokes are supposed to go

running shit over probably feels so good if you're a steamroller

last year i sent money to every southeast asian i knew to celebrate kissinger's deathiversary

imagine fucking up this bad

somebody just got yelllllled aaaaaaat