He used to say this before every race

hot sauce named Satan's Bidet

t4t dating: base 1 - sharing discord (or signal if you're cool) base 2 - sex base e - natural logarithm base 3 - info dumping about special interest base 4 - doing each other's injections base 5 - sorry what base is who on??? i'm not good at basketball base 6 - 7

man if you would've told me even like... last year that the pistons would reach the best record in the NBA i woulda told you to stop lying to me not only that, but the tigers got JV back? feels like christmas came early

Feels familiar, doesn't it? #Tigers

Justin Verlander showing up in Detroit.

damn nancy reagan was so good they gave her throat a blackbelt

who called it deleting my account and not jerry nullification

Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab

🐖💩🎱🎱

Goodbye tiny 😩

the plight of the behonkered woman. trying to minimize the appearance of the honkers for propriety’s sake only draws more attention to them. the honkers rule your life no matter what

got fully in my feelings about Indiana winning the national championship, the greatest story in college football history. If Indiana can do it, we can do it

seeing indiana win the natty makes me feel like michigan state might be able to pull it off someday too

Indiana is the first college football team to win 16 games since Yale in 1894. Red Dead Redemption 2 takes place in 1899.

Damn

WINDIANA HOOS16RS

i do legitimately say that we are still in 2016. it is year 10 of 2016. we can never escape it.

How funny... my first post being @pumpkinspook.bsky.social's Yuara once again.

Hail The Bun

what a legend lmao

Tim Walz punting on 4th and 1

When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:

BREAKING: Nearly 15,000 New York City nurses are now on strike at Mount Sinai, Montefiore, and New York Presbyterian. It's the largest nurses' strike in NYC history.

[transition glasses fade to black]

Go Bears. Fuck the Packers. Abolish ICE.

I’ve never seen this before-terrific! Canada had our ‘Balcony Guy’ during the idiotic Freedom Convoy in 2022. youtube.com/shorts/SVyIw...

finally, we're living through precedented times

this camera cut to Cignetti occurred right after I read Amanda's post

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!

A message for you all to carry through the year

2026: the year it happens

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

don’t fall for it getting jerked off by your sister is NOT pathetic cw incest

Too many details to go into, it’s been a long hard road and I’m slowly but surely falling behind. Company I’ve been with 6 yrs is a zombie now after government and economic chaos, out of money, health insurance ends at the end of the year. Please help if you can or share widely 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤👇👇👇👇👇

S Tier funny movie sound

Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation https://theonion.com/christmas-tree-lot-guy-so-ready-for-annual-46-week-vaca-1849919748/

the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated

all I want for Christmas is to get forklift certified

It's your birthday, Duane.

Very cool!

Rock Solid is a racist and transphobic Polish incel who gets dunked on every single day by every single fandom he tries to be a part of for being a tourist. He steals memes and his opinions from /v/. He’s an engagement farmer and barely a sentiment human being.

oh this is gonna be fun to watch

When my kid's teacher tells me my daughter started a Fight Club at recess but doesn't participate and just takes bets on who's gonna win