You do actually have to do something and not just say your acknowledging that something has to be done

A pet peeve I have is mostly how people treat land acknowledgment as if its the still the radical political action it once was back in the 80s and 90s and not what it is rn as vapid milquetoast statement that is Supposed to fulfill native demands

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/

good grief

strangely enormous numbers of people think that criticizing the democratic party on this website somehow resulted in or will result in destroying the party's electoral chances. bizarre!!!

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You couldn't make The Fugitive today. Harrison Ford is too old

This image still cracks me up

We didn't just buy Israel's dinner. We built the restaurant, developed the recipes, hired a team of celebrity chefs, and then also comped their dinner. But we're all talking about the menu price of the dinner and forgetting the cost of everything else.

Look at the photos. The thing I heard often working on the USAID Gaza response from our partners in Gaza was the field of dead bodies - men, women, children - that fanned out around IDF checkpoints in the Netzarim corridor. Shot by IDF soldiers for no reason (unless "for fun" counts as a reason).

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WEARING A TAQIYAH IN 'FOUR LIONS' LMAO

Miley Cyrus was robbed. 'Something Beautiful' deserved *something* at the Grammy's this year.

seen this one making the rounds again

There is an argument that everyone should get a four year degree liberal arts education because it makes people smarter, but what it actually does is teach people who are not mentally capable of doing that kind of thinking to mimic it and this is what it sounds like.

Sometimes it's pretty obvious when an article has been named a certain way just to ride search engine algos.

We should talk more about how conservatives were massive crybabies about the new lightbulb regulations and yet it ended up great and I basically never have to change lightbulbs.

Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

Not just any journalist, she won the goddamn Triple Crown of broadcast journalism (an Emmy, a Peabody, and a Murrow) in 2024 for her reporting on Gaza. This is textbook censorship of the highest degree

goddamn

Unless you're doing some insane stupid Weather Underground shit the actual risk you face from the authorities isn't some crazy Big Brother tech shit. it's that some cop beats or shoots you from a foot away because he got angry.

Co-sign. The Green Knight rules.

Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.

that zei squirrel person was always kind of a lunatic but their posts becoming this overtly racist is a textbook example of how elon-era twitter posters become worse people

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

"We've Noticed You're Blocking Ads" that's because i don't want to see them. the doomsday clock of each of our lives ticks ever closer to midnight with each passing second. you must be the person you wanted to be when you grew up and that guy does not look at ads

i am of the opinion that if you think trump is trying to become dictator, and also polling matters, then you are just a pervert. i'm sorry, you cannot hold these two things in your head simultaneously without revealing that you don't think anything is actually gonna happen, & this is all for thrills

whenever someone says something stupid on here i usually give them a chance to dig themselves out before i destroy them. i like to hit them with a "?" because it seems innocuous but is the equivalent of me loudly taking the safety off my weapon

[lips pressed directly on mic] yes

man alive these people are sick.

I am never leaving this website, man

Coalie the Lump of Coal joins Telly the Telegraph and Manny the Man-o-War in the leagues of outdated technology getting mascots

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CAT STARING AT WINDOW: khkhkhkh. ekhekhekhekh ME: ha ha you stupid fucking cat. you're never going to get that bird LEX MYSTERIOUSLY PUSHING NOTIFICATIONS ON MY PHONE: Hey someone is saying some real stupid shit on here. Queer discourse shit, real stupid. You wanna see it ME: Hhhhhhhhhhh ggggggggggg

some of the problems in this country can't be solved by gaming

Robert Morello, “Stargazer” for Heavy Metal, 1979

NO

Read this entire thread, it is insane. A Frenchman practically kidnaps a bus full of people inexplicably

the perennial "is this a good replacement for twitter / can it become as big as twitter" discussion is so confused. hominids became bipedal about 7 million years ago. for most of the time since we did not have microblogging. it's not a necessity it's a habit, if it all goes away that's fine

Chain Reaction (1996) wants me to believe this 40-something gentleman on the right acting as a stunt-double is supposed to be Keanu Reeves driving the fan boat. I'm sorry, but 'no' is my response to that one lol

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