Per Dan Dakich’s request we have updated this story

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

@democrats.senate.gov y’all really sold us out. Feckless cowards.

DRAG HIM, JOSH

you thought a fight at a Bass Pro Shops was gonna happen without a @channel6.bsky.social FIGHT REPORT with special guest @joelanderson.bsky.social? You fool, you absolute rube, you channel-6.ghost.io/fight-report...

oh look this guy supports medicare for all and i assume he doesn't have a nazi tattoo so there are options in maine just fyi

Hey yo here’s some blue meat from me on yesterday’s election results. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

as a texan who lives in texas i’m very proud to have voted 11 times for zohran —antifa 4 lyfe!

Run the fucking ball

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

ok now that zohran is the mayor all focus has to be on ousting chuck schumer

Wokeyo Drift

I am no longer employed so I'm not blogging Zohran tonight but I can just repeat exactly what I said in June :-) he won on the back of a pro-migrant, pro-trans, pro-working class campaign. and also: Dem pundits are full of shit

I love the TikTok idea that Curtis Sliwa would be Night Mayor of New York like at 9 pm he and his talking rat assistant man a folding card table at the Port Authority and hold court on important issues like the CHUDs, dance gangs, and why the Jets suck

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️

Fellow bitter southerners, North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote

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the day his primary challenger announces will be one of the biggest political fundraising days in history

I am cracking the FUCK up When Columbo was good, there was absolutely nothing better

We've got you 👍

i don't click on new york post articles but i can't honestly say it's because of any principled stand. it's because it has so many ads that if you let it all load the page weight is around 2 gigs. you could load one article claiming that sidewalks are bad or you could run about 500 copies of doom

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

The reason this place has actually stuck for me is because my corner of college football twitter made a concerted, organized effort to move everyone over here as soon as invites started going around, and talking ball is the only actually fun part of social media for me at this point

I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

I was searching for French reaction videos to the Louvre heist and found this guy’s fantastically demented dog

Past inning 15 increasingly strange rules should be introduced. At inning 18 The Mastiff is introduced.

George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad

COMPUTER ENHANCE

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

we back

EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification. I glanced down at the message. “Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began. So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

sometimes it be like that

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.

god that was so much baseball. like a “you ate all your Halloween candy in one night” amount of baseball

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

Just in: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flmd.424438/gov.uscourts.flmd.424438.217.0.pdf

Amanda Shires spent an afternoon introducing me to Lubbock and a small portion of those very fun hours is now chronicled in Texas Monthly ahead of her new album :) gift link: www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...

Would you accept someone who lived to 61

best thing you’ll see today. cbs sports cfb guru @shehanjeyarajah.com was on tv and his daughter recognized him. 😭😭

Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is

The piss tank on the ISS is now 24% full.

Imagine believing that, of all the latently queer customs of Texas A&M, a gender studies course was the one thing capable of turning you gay.