We made it

she is built different (incorrect)

it's actually very urgent! thanks!

jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products

There’s no way to really properly put it in context besides repetition: This is the greatest turnaround I’ve ever seen or that you’ve ever seen

palms are sweaty knees weak ah fuck its cignetti

if you are having an acutely difficult time with what is happening in the news, there are some fairly decent coping strategies on this list if 5% of the list works for you, you'll have a decent library of tools to pull from be well, be strong we will win

We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.

I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...

Happy anniversary to the last time a Republican actually took a stand

This is the kind of thing that the Founders explicitly designed our constitution to prevent; a president who has seized wealth for his own benefit without any intervention from Congress, which in our system is supposed to be the holder of the power of the purse.

remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️

me: life has been so hard lately my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

"A woman dressed as a pink Power Ranger hacked a dating site for far-right extremists. She deleted the entire site, but first she made users fall in love with AI bots she ran, thus obtaining information about them. Over 8,000 far-right profiles have now been mapped."

have generally been sympathetic to people still on twitter but here’s the real thing if you didnt have a twitter account already, you would NEVER sign up for it in its current state. that’s why i got off. and that was before it was generating child porn

Preparing to say my Hail Tubbys

butt eyes neutral ize buck eyes

why does he look like HEB Benoit Blanc here

"George? George! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin R.R. Martin! You know that new dragon for The Winds of Winter you're looking for? Well look at this!"

I’ve seen this so many times in the NYC literary world as well, where someone will write essays or talk about their leftist beliefs but then you realize it’s just an aesthetic after seeing who they hang out with, date, and so on. They think of politics and morality as inconsequential feelings.

Oh man how could I forget this one

This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.

One of the best to ever do it

i feel you, rob schneider. lebron james can take off a night of basketball and he’ll still get playing time in the next game, but if i question jeanie buss, that’s it, i’m off the lakers roster

Here is Roger Ebert's review of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo from 22 years ago. It was one of those movies which somehow insulted Rog in the way that would get him foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog. www.rogerebert.com/reviews/deuc...

A ProPublica investigation has revealed that the LiMu Emu and Doug have a shocking history of excessive force complaints

This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron

Comedy Bang Bang - Smoke Weed Everyday

It's not looking good for Leslie Wexner. New FBI emails, released in the latest Epstein Files dump, reveal Wexner was investigated as one of ten other "Epstein co-conspirators."

bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.

THE JAGUARS ARE LEGENDARY

THE NIGHT THE LEGEND OF MALORT HOT CHOCOLATE WAS BORN

Gal Gadot Assures Casting Agent She Can Play AI Roles

is butterbean okay?

I think the implication is this toothbrush will give you teeth you didn’t have before

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

Most of us did not choose to write or draw or design so that we could put products on the shelf. We chose to do it because it’s a set of skills we enjoy exercising, that give us fulfillment. It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.

Pour one out for Dan Bongino

Vox’s failure of vision is your bounty! Banner Society lives on as @channel6.bsky.social, @splitzoneduo.com, @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, and PhantomIsland.Show

mark, we are trying to help you. if you guys don't get with the program and stop standing in the way of the idea that government should do things for regular people, your risk is not going to be higher taxes on your income, it's going to be seizure of your assets

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

I do not like participating in these things, BUT I am dropping a lawyer

Did you know Liberty was the preseason favorite to win Conference USA, which was instead won by Kennesaw State? In fact Liberty went 4-8. One of the country's biggest disappointments. Also disappointing at football

Truly amazing that Christmas persisted past mankind’s “let’s decorate the tree with lit candles” phase

mentioned this to a guy who said hey to me at the store yesterday so i might as well say it here: after spending all year on patreon, my four-part series FOOL TIME will drop on youtube this month. one episode every tuesday through the end of the year

ernie: congratulations are in order shaq: thank you kenny: what are you thanking him for, he hasn’t said who he’s congratulating shaq: did someone else get the penn state job? chuck: you’re kidding shaq: check cleared chuck: you don’t even know what 1st and 10 is shaq: i know the 1st and 15th