My suggestion to improve the grocery store experience is there should be an employee who helps me figure out what I need to buy. Ideally they would also come home with me to help me cook it

Are you still massively against me breaking into your home and stealing all your stuff so I can sell it or have you moved more towards acceptance?

[completely unironic voice] the greatest generation

"Bajoran War"? Oh, I can understand your wish there had been a war. Your need to indulge some pathetic fantasy of brave Bajoran soldiers marching to honourable defeat. But in fact, April, you and I know there was no war, no glory. Bajor didn't resist. It surrendered.

Bluesky not addictive to teens but definitely a crutch for elder millennials who know too much about the Bajoran war.

Space photographer Andrew James McCarthy @ajamesmccarthy.bsky.social has captured many epic images of celestial bodies, but this may be his greatest: a perfectly timed photo of a skydiving friend with the sun behind him (shot w/ equipment revealing great solar detail). Behold "The Fall of Icarus."

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

RSS rules. RSS never became less relevant. RSS is a way to claw your agency back from silicon valley algorithmic timelines. That said if you use it you really are a sicko

maybe i am going insane

no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!

I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.

y'know, if tech companies weren't so fired up to call every single thing "AI" it would be a lot easier to distinguish "ML spam filter that is well-sandboxed and tuned on your emails" from "giant context and IP-eroding foundation model that makes people paranoid and unhappy"

Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker. The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”

Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole

8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.

the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat

ok some of the answers were funny but i still think you should be a little embarrassed for "asking grok" anything

Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh

Sometime late in the Bush administration we as a country stopped illuminating rooms with a floodlight placed directly behind a slowly rotating industrial fan and our nation has been floundering ever since.

Texas getting its gerrymander blocked while California and Virginia eliminate 8-9 Republican seats would be a stupendous, comical outcome.

This skeet is doing numbers in the alternate universe where everything is exactly the same except that Trump is pasty white and savory instead of a dang cheeto

i think some web retailers are flat out lying about delivery times to encourage customers to get the more expensive options. it doesn't take 8 days to ship something domestically, buddy. it's not getting carried over the rockies by covered wagon anymore

People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke

#3157 A helpful tutorial

I bet Trump won’t pardon any turkeys this year until they pay him millions in bitcoin

I knew it was a hoax! We real patriots never lost faith that the president sucked off some other guy 🫡 🇺🇸

just write "8 years" 🙄

ok i didn't actually think the Trump/Clinton thing was real but some of his old tweets *are* a little strange in retrospect

This week I have had to conceptualize Bill Clinton receiving oral sex to a degree that, as someone who lived through the mid-90s, I never expected to have to do again.

we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.

extremely delightful to be retroactively validated in all my most self-indulgent mid-20s narcissicisms. "you know who I bet is reading my posts? extremely cool hot girls. I bet they're reading them to each other out loud and talking about how funny I am"

everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

acing the “small talk” minigame in Wisconsin Neighbor Simulator 2026

OK, show us the non-cherry-picked emails. Show us the emails that say, "hey. ... Jdt gve ridee to hokeless sheltder where do old tump gave check o 250;000 help fed yhe hunger"

No! No!!

if you ever want to eat a meal of oats, it's hard to go wrong with "oat meal"

I’m a simple person. I wake up and have coffee, do the NYT crossword, wordle, connections and spelling bee. I could do these games on other sites but I like the NYT because of their font style and how they use my subscription to pay journalists who protect trump from being outed as a pedophile

in a way, if you think about it, Frankenstein's monster is the real monster. because it's made of a bunch of dead bodies and stuff which is different from how people generally are

A lot of people have said this already but I have gone from "Epstein probably just killed himself" to "Donald Trump personally performed Sub-Zero's Spine Ripper Fatality on Epstein right there in his cell."

Epstein emails are written like this

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

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Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!

Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate