A lot of people on TikTok think the rapture is happening this week. I hope they’re right! Man, can you even imagine?

Gotta love staying at a Marriott brand.

One of the biggest lies online right now is that twitter still matters. Numbers from that site are through the floor. It’s a place where news used to be, only half those people are gone and those left are death-gripping the site, ignoring the nazis, and hoping their engagement will return. It won’t.

currently at record-high search interest for canceling disney plus. pulling kimmel is a bigger deal to the company's bottom line than any of the "woke" scandals of the past 5 years. i think news & entertainment corp execs need put more work into understanding their audience, & get off twitter

lol for some reason my brain interpreted this as him writing this stuff on his hand, like a 12 year old

Right wing crazies want me arrested because they know I won't back down. Too bad.

last week the current president said that 300 million americans died from drug overdoses last year

that ICE dink who threw Kat A to the ground has 100% done that to a girlfriend/wife

Trump is a sick fucko

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

can somebody tell me how much per person this cost us against the ICE budget over the past year?

gotta say, Kirk would have been helpful in making the RW reaction to his death more cohesive

Happening NOW: NYPD is arresting peaceful protestors including PSC leadership who are demanding ICE release all immigrants detained at 26 Federal Plaza. Inside the building, ICE is detaining elected officials for doing the same #NYvsICE #ICEoutofNY

We’re what, seven months in now and we’re already arresting politicians?

well the young men will drop off in droves so that's good I guess

In case you have any doubts about the intentionality of the censorship, this is a real screenshot:

The loser energy that radiates off "it's illegal not to like me" shit like this is palpable bsky.app/profile/zack...

I have questions about Sinclair, mainly how they grow their profitability in a sector that is shrinking. Do they have assets in a non-dying sector Im not aware of?

You’d think someone would say something. @wsj.com @jeffsonnenfeld.bsky.social www.wsj.com/business/ins...

For at least 10,000 years, humans across South-East Asia were being carefully preserved after death by being smoke-dried – a tradition that continues to this day in some cultures

"we need to boycott this thing, we need to cancel that thing" my brother in christ, we can't even get people to stop posting on twitter lol

No one has been more vindicated than normie resistance Dems, women’s marchers and never-Trump Republicans. They were right all along about the threat. The anti-anti-Trump Republicans and reactionary centrists, and the far left “it’s always been this bad” folks have been proved wrong over and over.

for over fifteen years I’ve been saying we’re more like Russia than anyone wants to admit, and now we’re pulling comics off air like it’s Putin in 2000

Find an immigrant protection group in your area. ICE trying to abduct people vs citizens trying to protect the most vulnerable among us could be the decisive battle If they succeed w migrants they’ll turn to others. Jamming as much sand in as many gears as possible is how to exhaust their power

if they come for me, i want it very clear - i do not want unity with these people. i do not want to come together. i do not celebrate or recognize the legitimacy of racist nazi fascists, which is what they are. thank you for your attention to this matter.

has anyone looked at Trump’s face close enough since that weekend when he disappeared to tell if he had a lower bleph done?

honestly, I think this is mostly because I’m guessing nobody likes Nancy Mace.

the last time I watched a late talk show regularly was Conan O’Brien before TBS and the OG daily show

Hey y’all. Elect a pervert career criminal and then add greedy people and some cowards and look at our government. Mix in the racist idiots and religious zealotry coupled with some homophobia and you have 2025 in America

Folks, I don’t know what end is up right now.

genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people

If this ain't a ray of sunshine for you, it should be. It takes *a lot* to get a jury to distrust a cop.

I don’t know about Alien Earth. I’m not sure if it’s good or not.

Tonight at 11:30

maybe, just maybe, it will be tomorrow.

Some killings you're allowed to joke about.

I mentioned before how fucking surreal it is that basically all of these sex pests *confessed to this shit* regularly on Howard Stern in the 90's, over a quarter century ago. They were literally telling an audience of millions of people, live on air, what heinous shit they were up to.

This is all he said?! This is why ABC (in response to threats from Trump's FCC) is taking Kimmel off the air?!

SOON I HOPE. YEAH I SAID IT.

Tonight: Seth Meyers welcomes guests Jordan Peterson, Laura Loomer, and musical guest Roseanne Barr.

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

This man takes better photos on what are arguably the worst days of his life under fluorescent tube lighting than most of us will take literally ever It's borderline faerie glamour, has anyone tried touching him with a horseshoe to see if it burns

Jesus Christ.

KAMLAGER-DOVE: Dylan Roof, who followed white supremacist propaganda, murdered 9 Black parishioners in 2015. Do you deny this? PATEL: I'm sorry. Dylan Roof? Can you give me more information? KAMLAGER-DOVE: You're head of the FBI

lol new clown car just rolled up

(Bloomberg) - US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent once agreed to occupy two different houses as his “principal residence” at the same time, mortgage documents show — the same kind of contradictory pledges that .. Trump has been using to try to oust .. Lisa Cook. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

need to be Everyday Normie Brave

One pretty foolproof way to know your government is fascist is when your government tries to punish you for calling it fascist.