Please stop posting these ICE agents without their parents' consent.

the modest little app also called Sora that lets kids check out ebooks from their school library

This is genuinely a bombshell. All courthouse arrests should cease immediately. There should be a Congressional investigation & civil rights actions for every illegal abduction of immigrants trying to follow the rules and appear in court. (2/2)

According to documents filed this morning by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY, ICE has been lying for a year — not only to the public, but to the courts and to prosecutors — about being authorized to make arrests at 26 Federal Plaza and other immigration courts. (1/2)

speaking of the Semiquincentennial (I was), this National State Fair thing is actually gonna happen? it’s in 3 months and it says they’re will be Beaux Arts pavilions and towering exhibits. Who is working to make this happen?

Trump doesn’t want the war to interfere with the Semiquincentennial patriot games

i was just thinking today that this whole war thing would really put damper on his Summer party plans

I saw one of these hotties in the wild today for the first time and nearly screamed with delight!

my son’s wildlife sampling class went tromping around the woods of western MA this morning to count salamanders. Look at this cute guy

I feel like I can barely remember Joe Biden being president.

I think that the TRUE number of Unmovable Dumbs sits at around 21-22% and that there is another 10% of support for him to lose.

Barron Trump prob doing it

They misspelled the second word in the story, a US state. Washington Post and CBS News racing for the bottom. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

maybe it was Barron who made that huge bet the other day

They were trying and failing to get people to subscribe at $20/mo and each 60 second video was costing the company $15-18 in costs to make. That’s it, everybody, right there. That’s the Economics of AI. Visionary stuff.

Trump gets a daily video montage briefing about the Iran war The montage, which typically runs for about two minutes, has raised concerns among some of the president’s allies that he may not be receiving the complete picture of the war. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

I’m at ICE HQ

housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s

i think that the people in the white house legitimately believe that things happen solely through posting

i forgot about this! earlier today, I was wondering why my brain had 21% as the percentage of the Truly Unmovable Dumbs but it was because that was the core of W’s support at his lowest

this is my district, i voted today, the Democrat was outspent literally and this is not an exaggeration 10x to 15x by the Republicans who were running TV ads every 15 minutes of the county sheriff saying the D candidate was a literal criminal while the D campaign couldn't even afford yard signs

update:

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 😉

Barista yelled “Waldo” and no one came to the counter. This is it. This is my moment. Years of training have led to this. I will find him.

I hope no one needs an MRI this year. The world's largest producer of liquified helium is in Qatar and is shut off. We just got a notice that our supply for the year will be at least cut in half. No one could have predicted this (unless they thought about it).

Once again -- ONCE AGAIN -- asking the Republicans to build their own sex dungeon and leave the rest of us alone Tthis is a thread now, I'm pulling every Republican Sex Dungeon post I've ever posted into a single thread

Actually doing political work is not cool. It's a lot of being in meetings with earnest dorks who remind you of your parents. If you want to be edgy and badass and aloof and SO much cooler than the normies, you should get into obscure film or fashion or music or whatever.

if the 'normielibs' you hate are matt y or klein, fine, good even but that's not it - i think they mean the pussy hats, the warren voters, the grandmas protesting ice & fuck off - they've done 1,000 times more than edgelord posters

Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.

The US government collected over $1 billion in immigration fees then refused to process the applications. No denials. No refunds. Just silence. This is the largest fee fraud in the history of the American immigration system. Here's what's happening. 🧵

I hope Trump is inspired* by his visit to Graceland *to die on the toilet

Finally saw Sinners and I liked it but didnt love it, primarily because I couldnt suspend my disbelief that they could event plan a juke joint grand opening in a single afternon.

Bro be standing in the hallway talking to nobody

the republican justices are as pickled in MAGA slop as any pardoned jan 6er

it is DOWN to 3.65 today, but this is because a rival gas station just opened across the street last week

IRANIAN MEDIA SAYS THERE WAS NO DIRECT OR INDIRECT CONTACT WITH TRUMP AND CLAIMS HE WITHDREW AFTER THREATENING TO ATTACK WEST ASIA ENERGY FACILITIES.

Trump is such a dweeb

I think I've said this before but it's striking that the Trump administration has no concept of positive policy. The only thing they can imagine doing with the federal government is inflicting misery and paying off bribes, because that's what they've been told the government does for fifty years

Why ask the treasury secretary about this? The answer is, who cares. All of these nitwits are interchangeable, none of them have the domain expertise in the jobs they actually have, and only exist to promote the brand

A European colleague came to the US recently for an academic meeting On arrival at JFK, she was whisked off by immigration officers into a windowless office, which had a giant picture of Trump, & relentlessly & aggressively questioned for hours They let her go—but she ain’t coming back to the US

I hope when Trump dies he gets cremated and the guy working the oven says "You're fired" and laughs.

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

bro looks like he’s shocked by his own name

HOPEFULLY SOON LIKE TODAY WOULD BE GREAT

bro is deeply Christian, very Christ centered.

troubles with the world gas supply

2004 was my “ok I understand now” election

this was a great storyline but i’m mad they took my favorite nurse. Also, ICE murdered a male nurse irl, so

he’s diminished so much since this picture was taken