The company says it’s heartbreaking, they promise improvements, new guardrails. Anything but shutting it down. Suicide is just a metric in their ongoing beta test. Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.

for some reason everyone on here is talking about GTA6 like they're actually going to financially support a union-busting corporation

killing 600,000 people with aid cuts seems bad but in contrast today elon musk got on stage and spoke about how his teleoperated robot is an "infinite money glitch" and that because of it "in the future there might not even be any money". moral judgements are a relic of pre-2020 honestly

Anyone else in the development world seeing people getting fucking exhausted with agentic coding and deciding they actually want to code DONT actually want to just manage a rogue intern that read too many intro tutorials

Sorry to all of you with lazy nose and lying eyes. You know who you are

I’m playing the new grand theft auto right now and it’s awesome, pizza rat and left shark are both in it, there are jokes about twerking, Starbucks is called “starfucks” and people walking down the street say “fuck you” in 200 separate voices. I wish you could see this bro it would heal you

Australia is doing it

is AI writing the articles everyone is reacting to the independent account of what he said vs. what he actually said www.the-independent.com/bulletin/new...

we should make it so people from developing countries who don't natively speak english arent disproportionately incentivised to post, making stolen family guy clips with all the context removed due to miscomprehension overlayed with "Petur Gryphon really?? 💀💀💀" 75% of our collective media exposure

i want to let you celebrate this but its insane that the old sex pest promising nothing was competitive against the normal guy offering a better, more compassionate and productive city

2026 Primary Woke Wave

[chime] you are now entering woke 2.0

I'm not on here looking for followers. That's not why I post. I'm looking for obsequious little people that see me post something like "the fortnite/Simpsons crossover is the death knell of culture" and don't yell at me once

No they dont

Two developments on Shaq: 1. He's back to generating videos of him on dates with Marilyn Monroe 2. He now seems to be using AI to come up with the exact prompts

(Please don’t yell at this person but) hahahaha

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

Dick Cheney found dead in miami

[serenely, softly, spoken with a note of aching so beautiful that it echoes through the universal energy that connects us all and evokes a shared sense of melancholic yearning across the world] is mombot on here

Is mombot on here

is there a way to get this account suspended on the grounds of cryptofascist imagery and, importantly, cringe

got selected for jury duty and its not worth weaseling out of it because any other time would probably be less convenient so im excited to introduce my fellow jurors to the advances in AI video generation

Is mombot on here

No Nut November is just repackaged religious shame cosplaying as self-improvement. It's deeply weird. Just have a wank, it's good for you.

toilet

What if she grew really tall and treaded on me 😳 #SizeSky

My coworkers except the AI assistant is Donald Trump as a baby

Wow private equity strikes again I guess 😡

How did we go from 80% off steam sales and great games that you could run on a $300 NIC to raytracing and 10 minutes compiling shaders for every single game every time you update your drivers

heh. more sportsball? uh... i see you're all obsessing over sports ball tonight. oh you're watching the Sports? [puts down gamepad and slides it across the table towards you and raises one eyebrow] Have you heard of a game called Dark Souls 2? Its not actually very good.

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

the only thing missing from twitter is having all of the brands on here so you can yell at some poor social media manager when something very minor in your life goes wrong

Teh

if you dislike my posts ill kill myself

Ok. Ignoring that he's talking about a twitch streamer conspiracy theory;

"the human eye cant see more than 24fps" is even more true now than it was when it was discovered in 2015

Is it okay to advocate for violence against these things or do they already have human rights

lmao "Microsoft is not policing our messages in the game! we understand it looks goofy making an anti monopoly game when we got bought out by monopoly the company" *next paragraph* "Microsoft would like you to stop speaking about their involvement with the IDF" (full text in linked article)

Does this rule out rumours of an LA sphere AI remaster

The things we've done to culture would be considered unforgivable to anyone unlucky enough to succeed us

Is your mom ok?

GenZ slang translation guide: "Rizz" - Charisma "Cap" - You're lying "Ball knowledge" - Knowledge "Aura" - I recognise on a deep level I have no control over my future and I envy those that have known hope in their lifetime

The small technical detail that LLMs are just you and a science-fiction storywriting toy writing collaborative fiction; and that everything they do and promise to do is a Mechanical Turk knowingly and maliciously perpetuated by every architect for so long now that even they are buying into it

if you dont rely on twitter to market yourself its so remarkably easy to leave. back up your tweets and then change your email to a throwaway, then change the password to something random, then change the password of your throwaway email to something random. takes a WEEK to stop missing it

probably the worst looking fantasy weapon design ever

how long has this site been going without being able to search for tweets from people you follow

You work negative 7 hours, what do you get? Another trans daughter and fucked up on ket

Been saying this

3 days of agentic coding is like leaving your car running in the garage overnight to keep it warm in terms of waste. you couldn't get me to admit to this if you had me at gunpoint