A friend is in a high-wind advisory area today. Make sure you have a circle of people who use metaphors that mesh with your own personality…

I'm down with recreating the Damnatio Memoriae for Trump and his ilk.

Me returning to our condo after spending since Tuesday’s at my wife’s mom’s…

100 pure awesome power pop from beginning to end. It just had the misfortune of dropping a bare month after “Nevermind”, and got buried under the tsunami of grunge.

How I'm walking out of 2025:

The debate on what constitutes sentience that deserves protective rights is an important one, but holy shit every person that's ever thought about it seriously must want to give these dorks wedgies and hang them from doorknobs by their underwear.

Visiting my wife’s mother for Christmas, and we had some freezing rain today. Was taking the pup outside for a night-time potty and loved the glow of the tree branches from the streetlight.

*Gandalf falls in Moria* FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk

Cursed Sonic drink in the yard this morning

Happy Boxer Rebellion Day! Hm…*checks notes*

He ys ridinge a horse He ys emerald and svelte He will get reallye weirde If you lie about beltes The Greene Knighte Ys Cominge To Toun

Got “Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader” on the Steam Winter sale. Looks like, uh, the perfect game to play on Christmas! 😳

Look, I know things have been crazy and I’m tough to shop for, but it’s Christmas Day. I’ll help: if you’re still stuck, a li’l Canon R5 Mark II with the f/4 24-105mm kit lens wouldn’t go wrong. 🤞

MADE WHAMAGEDDON MY BITC- I mean, “Merry Christmas, all!”

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but rose bodily to heaven and wrested God from his holy throne, throwing Him down and taking His place as our new sovereign.

Halp. Am trapped. Send snacks.

The people who showed up to vote for a write-in dem candidate in a Trump+50 special election 2 days before Christmas are democracy's strongest soldiers.

I will be referring to the Trump-class Battleship (LOL) as the USS Groverböat, and I will not be taking any questions.

MAY STONEHENGE CATTE BLESS U IN 2026

Hey, just in case anyone wasn’t sure, this is straight-up Naziism. We’re already seeing death rates in ICE custody spiking through at LEAST deliberate neglect. Genocides never start right at mass murder, there’s always a period of dehumanization and “non-lethal” brutality first.

The hygge is overwhelming

NGL, it is bonkers to me that a place kicker can casually knock through a FIFTY-NINE YARD field goal these days. I wonder what changed, mechanically or technique-wise, that extended the range so much?

Almost like he's saying you should be proud of it. Hm. There may be a phrase associated with that sentiment, but I'm just not getting it...

In the ongoing theme of gassing up big cities, I just got this from Irene's Bagels in Chicago. House-made chorizo, Chihuahua cheese, refried black beans, pico, on a blue corn jalapeño cheddar bagel, and a chai latte. That's like four different cuisines from three different continents! PRAXIS.

That Greek bastard has an undetectable Mechanic's Grip. I can never win a hand when it's Achilles' Deal

Today is the Winter Solstice, the shortest day of the year, which means the days will only get longer for six months. AVE, SOL INVICTUS! Hail, the unconquered sun!

This is amazing... And the joy that whimsy like this brings into the works is so important. As Vonnegut says, "We are here in Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone tell you any different." So understand this is high praise when I say this is S-TIER farting around.

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.

Imagine how upset Trump would have been if he were capable of remembering that three of the four animals are native to Africa.

New Tang is NOT for the children

One of the fundamental problems in our society is that people like Andrew are given a platform like this, rather than being mocked mercilessly until they drown themselves in an outhouse tank.

When I was a nerdy preteen obsessed with science and NASA, a comic debuted in the papers that just SPOKE to me, and quickly turned my Holy Trinity (Calvin & Hobbes, Bloom County, and The Far Side) into a Holy Quartet. Thanks, @billamend.bsky.social, for almost forty years of nerd representation!

This is literally the concept of the Inner German Border from Cold War East Germany.

Our upstairs neighbors just sent us this photo of their barely one year old pup and Y’ALLLLLLLLLLLL

Boy, I can’t fucking wait until MATHEMATICS in the U.S. becomes like genetics in the Soviet Union under Lysenkoism.

My office kitchen this afternoon and me, a story in three acts:

This is almost certainly negligent homicide in the BEST case scenario. Abolish ICE straight into the core of the Earth.

The older I get, the more I’m convinced that our understanding of animal cognition and relationships is horribly distorted by underlying assumptions about innate human superiority and other characteristics that separate us from “the lower beasts”.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY!

Ditto, and I watched Geraldo Rivera break into Al Capone’s vault!

This is a good point. Given the sanewashing that’s been going on for years by the mass media, I fully encourage this jagoff to schedule as many prime time speeches as he wants. Bring 100% unfiltered Trump logorrhea straight to the people!

The worst part is that the bookstore originally only had ONE copy of each

You know, I generally try to resist blatant nostalgia bait. Time moves on, and so should I. This one, however, evaded all my defenses and smacked me right in the face with some vivid sense memories. getfreezy.com

Every Democrat that voted for this needs to be primaried, preferably with a sledgehammer. That this will likely due in the Senate makes no difference. They voted to criminalize vital and lifesaving medical care that conforms with evidence-based science, and I don't forgive for that.

A Lord of the Rings band called Rohan Maiden

I’m surprised he made it out alive, after putting one right between the eyes of Stephen Miller like that.

A long time friend of mine visited yesterday night. He’s a retired military pilot, and in conversation, was telling my wife about call signs, and how (1) you never get to pick your own, and (2) the cooler they sound, the worse the story behind it. He illustrated this with a story about “Stab” (ctd)

BRB signing “You stupid fuckers” postcards to 77 million Americans.