[Chris Berman voice] Andy "Aurora" Borregales

Hey movies and tv shows, STOP PUTTING CELL PHONE TEXT CONVERSATIONS ONSCREEN WITH IMPORTANT PLOT INFORMATION WE CAN'T SEE THAT SHIT!

Drake Maye you gotta be shitting me

*whispers* Drake Maye did a lot of Josh Allen shit tonight

NOT AGAIN! For the second week in a row, a player has dropped the ball before crossing the end zone. Cardinals RB Emari Demercado is responsible for this mistake.

Just a reminder that this is a children’s Bible

They gotta burn the Cardinals for the insurance money

I wrote this five years ago, and as I cover what is probably going to be my last game in Highmark Stadium, this feels appropriate.

Hugo Dock after the rain #Winnipeg

Tennessee Titans football

Wild how Dan can still pull off voicing his old version of Homer decades after the pilot episodes

Telling my therapist is we had Tua during the Wanny/Ricky years we’d have won 5 super bowls as she recommends a higher dosage

What a throw from Cam Ward

Dude

I suffered through Jay Fiedler and Ryan Tannehill then got this and it’s not good enough.

Who besides billionaires can afford to attend a Super Bowl game? ICE will be busting rich people with great salon tans. Have fun. Hope they sue Kristi Noem’s DHS ass into oblivion. Can you imagine the mayhem they have planned for all the world to see? Another Stephen Miller disaster coming.

Amazed at the number of guys who are willing to give interviews about how since they didn’t find love with women they found love with the computer that’s poisoning people in black neighborhoods

As an internet culture journalist, I think it’s important for me to continue to observe the depravity that goes viral on X, but one of the reasons I’m glad I stopped posting there is because I think it helps me avoid normalizing the rhetoric celebrating the political brutality in America right now

I’m honestly so torn about what to do about posting on X. Like Kat makes such an important point here. That said, in Canada at least, many important decisionmakers and public pundits exclusively scroll there — and seem to derive some understanding of public sentiment from it (terrifying, I know).

How dedicated are the masked ICE agents going to be when their paychecks stop coming?

🤣😀🤣😀🤣 This is Gavins best one yet!

199 years after the last one, way to string along your fanbase, Ms. Shelley

me when my neck is red vs me when my neck is blue

if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff

Explain your username Deeks is what my grandpa started calling me when I was a toddler

If I ever have to prove that I am not my clone, the real me remembers when Wendy’s had those tables printed with old timey newspapers

insane rizz this dude rocks

This ended in a loss for the Cardinals. They were up 21-6 at this point with under 13 mins in the game…would’ve been 28-6 with a TD Stop dropping the ball short of the EZ!!!

Watch this Titans TD, TRUST ME. You cannot predict ball.

The thing about "prompt engineering" is that you don't even need AI to do it. Just write the prompt. I can write stegosaurus-with-huge-naturals.jpg and your mind does the rest

Still Life with Dead Birds (and a Basket of Oysters), by Germain Ribot, 1860-80

If you fuck a Turducken does it count as group sex?

With its new AI video app, OpenAI is betting that users will enjoy creating and sharing AI deepfakes of themselves and their friends.

I do suspect that a lot of discourse on here is probably driven by not using the nuclear block as much as this site used to tbh

So it turns out that some of you like boobs

Shoutout to the person who first decided to pull some pork

😂

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

Oh, Ms. Fran

I have a hard time getting my jeans off after a hot day. I would need a hired crew to help me get out of my football uniform after a game.

WTF do the mean "misplaces 17 trillion" in this headline? They treat this is if it is common as car keys being misplaced. It is 17 trillion dollars.😑

White nationalism sucks

The solution to homelessness is not forced institutionalizations. It’s social supports. Healthcare. Housing. Education. Harm reduction. A universal basic income. Anyone can become homeless at any time. It’s not a personal failing. We must fix it together.

AOC "I think 'Abolish ICE' is a call to action on several levels. One is the literal interpretation of abolishing ICE, which I support...I don't believe that an agency that systematically & repeatedly violates human rights, I don't think that agency can be reformed. I think it has to be abolished."

explain your username: it's a nickname i was given over 20 years ago and is attached to who i was when i was younger and musically motivated.

BAM = initials 79 = birth year way back in the 1900s

them: define yourself in two words me: musically promiscuous

Cis women have shared public bathrooms w trans women for the entire history of public bathrooms. There was never a problem until abt 2022 Republicans went fishing for a wedge issue to run on now that Americans accept gay men & lesbians as regular everyday day people who aren’t scary or dangerous.

About 125,000 transgender people are assaulted in the restroom every year. No transgender woman has ever been convicted of assaulting a woman in a public restroom.