nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?

Moldova's Foreign Ministry has summoned the Russian ambassador to hand him a note of protest after six Russian drones flew into Moldova's airspace during the massive attack on Ukraine. A Russian drone that fell down in Moldova was placed by the Foreign Ministry for the ambassador's visit.

I'll never forget you, woman with the 1ft of cleavage and a silver cross necklace

Name a film with a Turkey.

incredibly funny (not the good kind) how c-suite assholes have spent years convincing people that things like unions and living wages will drive up prices. and now that wages are down and unions are weakened, they're raising prices anyway

UPDATE: Teddy Bridgewater will get the majority of first-team reps this week in practice, per HC Todd Bowles.

it just means more

Okay, Maritimers who have lost themselves in Upper Canada: Where can I find Ganong chocolates here? I don't see any Red Wrap/Delecto/Chicken Bones at Loblaws or Shoppers this year.

We need to stop thinking just about what will hurt Trump, and start thinking about what will hurt the next iteration of GOP leaders. Trump is a lame duck, he's finished as a candidate. His acolytes are very much just getting started. And Epstein is radioactive for them.

Kristi Noem is like a shite horror movie. Tortured, ugly duckling grows up into a swan (after a bondo fill, yak hair extensions and a good fat vacuum) to inflict revenge on (plot twist!) the entire focking country. I want her deported to the hole Bane was in.

Tony Gwynn once struck out 3 times in a game. I mean Tony Gwynn struck out 3 times in a game only once.

If Jordon Hudson was actively *trying* to turn Bill Belichick into a laughingstock and destroy his legacy: how would her actions look any different? people.com/jordon-hudso...

The male loneliness epidemic is 100% perpetuated by men alienating other men with bullshit like this.

So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.

Imagine going through life like this

Holiday travelers in the United States avoiding widespread disruptive weather ahead of Thanksgiving might not be so fortunate during their post-holiday journeys. https://cnn.it/4ptiVSR

Me going to the naughty corner but still quite pleased with my behavior

Ya we don’t eat a lot of cake too. Good morning ☕️💙🤗 Hope you are feeling a bit better today ❤️‍🩹🫂 Yes he and Hel arrived on Sunday late We should be ready for thanksgiving. Trying to keep it simple 👏👏🫢

The internet has been around for a few years, yet people on social media still can't stop themselves from replying to obvious bait.

Is Santa Real? Many users feel they're getting presents from him. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

Parents in DC heads up: MedStar Health invites your neurodivergent kids 5-10 to come climb with us! at DC Bouldering Project collaboration. Where: DC Bouldering Project Eckington When: Saturday, December 6. THIS IS A FREE EVENT (Link in the next post)

make your kid’s birthday party a special one they’ll be talking about in therapy for years to come

I took the BEST picture of my little void last night 🥹✨

Having only one child is nice for so many reasons, but one of them is having to do whatever you take them to, like a trampoline park. It really brings out the little kid in you. 🥹

I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot

the irony of watermarking an ai slop meme

Throw rich people off of things. Trains, bridges, balconies, scents, trails, their game etc etc

Looking for someone to shoot me in the jugular with a tranquilizer dart. No weirdos

To add to this, the “collab” does not even have to be for sexual content. As a photographer I always ask and invite my models to bring a +1 if they want. Helps with shooting stuff, make the model more confident and feel safe, and just all around helps.

My last 3 brain cells

gtfo if your cranberry sauce isn’t shaped like a can like nature intended

An escalator can never break it can only become stairs, Charlie Brown

wut

the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing

who up shimmying they cocoa pops

Thanksgiving edition generously adds ------------------------- Your food choices suck! ------------------------- into the mix.

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Terrible take.

soylent green but with muppets: thread

Don't you hate it when... something smells-tastes like... bad... and you can't figure what? Is it a sinus infection? A cavity?!?! A dead bear stuck between two teeth?! Or just dehydration? Or a rotting potato in the cupboard? Or the lingering odor of that person you walked besides a while?

I have no idea why media continues to hype this person as a serious political commentator, but to go even further and float him as a viable presidential candidate is just farcical.