once again wishing one columnist in particular a very get another job

I'm a woman. I had the ovarian and endo cancer to prove it, and I have had hormonal imbalances all my life. Id probably be tested and declare not womanly enough.

My husband bought a 2022 Ford Escape, because he is a grown man and I don't tell him how to spend his money. After driving it for the last three months, that rule has now change. No more Fords. Ever. I'm done and he clearly need boundries.

Airline baggage fees were implemented to offset rising fuel costs in the early 2000s in case you were wondering if this would be temporary.

Did you know that there are pit bulls in America that are going whole minutes without being told how cute and special they are? You too can help.

ah yes the precursor to the secret organ harvesting colonies on the moon, of course

“Feminism pushed women into the workplace,” Miller told Ingraham on Fox News. You’re free to quit your podcast anytime, Katie. www.jezebel.com/i-dare-laura...

Note from my notebook (2017).

I’m too lazy to argue about it, but it’s *extremely* funny to see Europeans claim that the United States has less majestic scenery and wilderness than their own. if the U.S. has such lame natural wonders, why do Germans keep insisting on visiting them and dying in easily preventable ways?

AI doesn't want you to draw your own conclusions from reading or thinking too much. We've seen what a denigration of education does to average people. AI is the next step. It's why billionaires love it. It just makes you stupid.

Missing: 100% of brain cells

I could watch this 100 times and it would still be funny

lol

I think it's time we call them by their rightful name: Concentration camps. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

"The old Celtic habit of men sucking on each other’s nipples to affirm friendship, particularly after a quarrel, was slow to change." Bring it back, I say.

LITTLE GUY SPOTTED

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

A kind friend of a friend heard I have thick-necked babies and sent me this incredibly cute collar out of the goodness of her heart. Just such a lovely random act of kindness.

Ugh. I've loved this building for years. And now the neighborhood around it is coming up. It would make such a cool apartment building/compound for all my car friends.

I'm gonna just relax with my fun little video game...

All these apps promising to delete your unused subscriptions...has no one ever heard of "losing your debit card at the bar?" Follow me for more financial advice

A beautiful day downtown #Detroit

Yikes. And we’re letting this villain poison Memphis for this?

My favorite part of the Afroman trial is definitely these two middle aged midwesterners discussing the song WAP on the stand www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b9k...

Man, I woke up sad and missing someone. Surely this Sufjan Stevens album will fix that...

You might have formed the impression that Paul Johnson, former director of the Institute for Fiscal Studies, knows what he's talking about. The media treats him like the voice of God. But here he is - and not for the first time - talking out of his hat. Let's break it down in a short thread. 🧵

Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

Disgusting

If there is a point to being human, it probably is something stupid like writing poems and songs. So go write your book. Do your part.

Weirded out my non-writer husband with this one Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo - Wikipedia share.google/7plqgjN6BfyB...

Spending St. Patrick's Day at the Ancient Order of Hibernians and I'm the youngest person here. Millennials, we need to join these old people social groups. They're pouring pitchers of beer for $8 and have some very raucous card games going.

They’re making this too easy.

God I want to work for The Onion (but I don't want to move to Chicago)

DTE just introduced a $2.99 fee to pay bills online after getting permission to raise rate twice last year. I now use a check with a stamp cause fuck them.

Solidarity FOREVER

Widely cited AI labor research ignores the most important thing AI is doing: Killing the human internet.

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.

NOOOOO! I want him to be anonymous forever. boingboing.net/2026/03/16/b...

If there are no AI Haters left, than I am dead.

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

The more you know

Just a reminder before St. Patrick's Day: If you are proud of your Irish heritage, no matter how small the %, you have a duty to stand up for the oppressed peoples of the world at home and abroad.