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BRB, starting discourse about how viewing art on the Internet is morally bankrupt regardless of its origin because even if it was made by human hands, what you're seeing on your screen is not the ORIGINAL human-made digital file, but a soulless machine-made replica in your browser's Internet cache.

As a kid, I thought I’d be jumping into a lot more paintings as an adult

We're not addicted to scrolling, we're just constantly looking for what scrolling doesn't provide.

Nintendo should make a new handeld called the 7ds which makes your brain melt as soon as you're exposed to all these dimensions

does cheese eat cheese food?

when the edible and adderall kick in at the same time

Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'

how i’d look writing yet another name in the death note

accidentally went to the grocery store the weekend before thanksgiving...is it everyone's first day on earth

therapist: pick your battles me: okay helm’s deep

If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you

wore gasoline for cologne on my date to give off that manly musk. sparks flew. lesson learned.

I hope this email finds you wondering if any of these words are in the Bible

I just invented a meal between breakfast and brunch called brebru

the only memes i enjoy are silly nonsense memes like this

it's funny how conservatives act like they're being accused of murder in regards to "micro aggressions." dog, it says right in the name that it's not that big a deal

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

i don’t think i can wait until raccoons are actually domesticated. i’m just gonna go ahead and let them in my house

“AI workers said they distrust the models they work on because of a consistent emphasis on rapid turnaround time at the expense of quality.”

evergreen

Why do I have hundreds of pictures of people's spines saved and organised in an album? It's my back catalogue.

Now that it’s officially Sagittarius season, please remember it is no longer legal to hunt Scorpios for sport.

You are the milk skin on a reheated cup of coffee

Got kicked out of film school for calling James Bond a fuckboi

if you have issues with your brain, it is SO MUCH MORE LIKELY to be because of trauma, or lead poisoning, or microplastics, or covid, than it is to be anything genetic. But accepting that our current society is unavoidably brain damaging is a convo nobody is ready for

Sometimes I'll make a big mistake and think about it for years and years then sometimes I'll make a little mistake and think about it for years and years

Skipping the ad is not enough I want the whole marketing department to shit their pants and have mild nausea for a decade, I want the CEO to vomit his bones and the shareholders to have enormous hemorrhoids, I want the board of directors to itch inside their mouth forever

daughter: daddy, who’s your favorite child? me: aw honey, I don’t have a favorite. you all need to try a little harder

the reason 101 dalmations looks like that is because disney incorporated xerography (ie early photocopying technology) into the animation process. rough pencils (by mostly male animators) were copied onto the cels so that disney could fire the (mostly female) inkers. remember that art can lie to you

That blows my mind.

Ah yes, to spend the rest of your days drowning.

Actor: To be or not to be.. Theater ghost: (whispering in a weird voice).. or a secret more mysterious third thiiiiiiing...

Tried a fresh install of tiktok and I uninstalled after scrolling to the 2nd video which was some slop about which flavor of cheese cake would have the juiciest pussy

There has literally never been a universal basic income trial program that didn't deliver real and measurable results above and beyond any other form of social welfare, and every time another concludes with the same findings the powers that be go "interesting! Anyway," and pretend it wouldn't work.

if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“

Trump: Inshallah…pretty sure I’m saying that right. We love inshallah. We’re bringing the inshallah back and then salam. Reminds me of salami but we can’t do the pork, can we Mamadan? I call him Mamadan, he loves it.

I saw a Labubu on a Hermès bag and suddenly understood why rich people should be studied, not admired.

*mechanic wipes his hands on a rag* Well, there’s your trouble *points to a lifetime of crippling depression and anxiety*

Don't worry. Things will get worse before they get much much worse.

Neither miserable, nor happy, but a secret more complicated third thing

the my dad disappointed in me to me disappointed in my dad pipeline

I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory

Let me slip into something a little more sublimated into the ether.

A n x i e t y {free-floating anxiety}

charisma is the one thing all the angry little nerds can’t build and can’t buy no matter how rich they get or how much of society they destroy and I just think that’s beautiful

I can t feel my face when I’m with you? Congrats, you’re dating hypothermia.

if anyone even cares