FIFA Peace Prize for Trump? What is that? Fucking Insane Fondler Award

Epstein files linked to FIFA corruption …

Trump has “offered to do rallies” 🥴🥴🥴 He took away their fucking FOOD and won’t give it back even when a judge orders it! 🥴

🤢 Gonna throw up. And definitely not a cult! WTF? 😳

“Don’t treat him till he shows proof of health insurance!”

Look at RFK Jr bravely rush out to his car to get some Ivermectin, Raw Milk and chicken feet. Way to go, “Doc”

I’m a SNAP recipient and I’m asking you if you live in any of the following states to call your representative and tell them to HOLD THE DAMN LINE We aren’t going through all of this for them to fold. These are the at risk ones. If one of them is yours, call! /

From the top rope

Denial is the first stage of grief. The second stage is more grief when you get your ass handed to you in the midterms. 😃

God, he just gets better and better. 💙💙💙

Maybe France can gift him a guillotine.

i'm hosting LUCHA VAVOOM with special guest DREW CAREY at the Fox Theater in Pomona this Saturday November 8 if you're into that sort of thing @drewfromtv.bsky.social

It’s shameful. White men & women over 50 elected Trump. Twice. Your Social Security, healthcare costs, all of his ignorance & greed is going to hit you the hardest, other than the unfortunates living below the poverty level. No more “entitlements” so grab ahold of those bootstraps, MAGA.

I think this is America’s way of asking for the Epstein files to be released.

George Soros had to declare bankruptcy today. 😂

Trump is so angry today he’s going to demolish the West Wing. #BlueTsunami

SATAN’S NOT A BAD GUY WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HIM: Shopping with the Antichrist- new Substack post on jerrystahl.substack.com

Alan Dershowitz, pedophile Epstein’s lawyer & island guest is quitting the Dems. 😂

Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night. He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.

A New York mayor who governs in practical terms as a socialist, guided by a consistent and genuine promise to always consider and address the basic needs and hopes of everyday New Yorkers? Crazy, surreal shit. But Fiorello LaGuardia is smiling somewhere tonight.

Newsom: We're proud of the work that the people of the state of California did tonight, to send a powerful message to an historic president. Donald Trump is an historic president. He is the most historically unpopular president in modern history….

Yes, it does, Trump. I hope you built a bunker under that ballroom. You’re gonna need it.

Now that Mamdani has won Schumer just endorsed him! Jesus… How can you take the pulse of America when you barely have one yourself? Please retire, Chuck.

California just passed PROP 50!!! Which makes Texas even more irrelevant. Fuck Greg Abbot. Democrats are coming for ALL of you.

AOC: I have to tell you, in my traveling across the country, I am hearing and have been seeing consistent things from everyday people. And it is that they are terrified, they are frustrated, they are angry, and they are shocked by a president violating the values that we hold dear

"Jimmy Kimmel Live!" has turned its Hollywood backlot into a food donation center operating 9 a.m.–5 p.m. PT to support families cut off from SNAP benefits amid the government shutdown. Read more: www.thewrap.com/jimmy-kimmel...

This is pitiful.

This.

🤣 🤣 🫰 🫰

Oh, no. Now there’s going to be an exodus of assholes from New York City. Byeeeee! 😂😂😂

At least there are no holidays coming up 😮‍💨

A tale I must tell today on my late mother, and in doing so, I mean no actual disrespect to the Cheney family, grieving as they are for the actual loss of their loved one. The humor that follows is that of the Simon family's dark and dystropic sense of humor and so, an apology in advance. However...

Who here endorses Andrew Cuomo? Elon Musk: I do! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

So NOW Trump is against communism!? Focking hysterical.

Worst. Party. Ever. Republicans can’t win without cheating. F ‘em.

Zohran Mamdani facing disgusting 9/11-themed attacks from Andrew Cuomo and criticism from billionaires at a Saudi conference — and then being elected mayor of NY on the same day Dick Cheney passes — is like the final redemption/karma/healing scene of a movie about this whole era

Details are everything but our junk food 24/7 news cycle has made getting the story first way more important than getting the story right.

*presses earpiece* DIRECT TO CAMERA: I'm being told—one moment—yes. Yes, okay. In coalition with mercury, asbestos, and lead paint, Iraq War burn pit fumes have now endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 5: Vito Marcantonio There are many who dismiss our vision for New York as impossible. To them, I say we need look only to our past for proof of how we can shape the future. Tomorrow is Election Day. And this is the final Until It's Done of our campaign.

Waiting on a food line while rich trash dance the night away. I’d guarantee you that Mar A Lago party threw away more food than the kitchen gave away.

Wow. Trump is going all out to help Mamdani win.

decent white dude comic alert - just so you remember there ARE more of them than the jackass button pushing dummies

A Confederacy of Toddlers The Trump administration is a regime of troubled children The United States is now a nation run by public servants who behave no better than internet trolls, deflecting criticism with crassness and obscenity. 🦋🐉 archive.li/6G2vr

It’s not a cyber truck if we know that 99% of the owners are white male MAGA Musk-loving chicken hawks. Like dressing in camouflage when you’re shopping at the mall, these people have their heads up their asses.

The children in America that will go hungry when SNAP ends didn’t vote for this. They didn’t vote for anything because they’re children! If feeding hungry children isn’t the very definition of a bipartisan issue then WTF is? #RepublicanShutdown

Trump has dementia face. And I wonder which dummy has more plastic in their face.

Sums up our disconnect nicely. Mamdani is the standard bearer to Democratic progress and winning. Any Democratic strategist who’d distance themselves from the LGBTQ+ community for votes might as well be a republican. Do better.