The four Democrats who voted with republicans to give Trump free rein to attack Iran. Just putting it out there… Never forget.

Veterans are like babies in America. When a veteran’s tour is over and they get “back in the world” Republicans and govt. couldn’t give a shit. And when babies are out of the womb and born into the world Republicans couldn’t give a shit. Otherwise we’d have social programs for both groups.

All of Us Should Be Able To Agree With This…..

Apparently someone forgot to bribe Trump’s “reelection” fund. No pardon for you!

It’s coming…

Release all the Epstein files now!

I have a fear of abandonment in that I’m afraid people won’t leave.

They’re all psychopaths and liars. Democrats better abolish ALL of these unqualified racist departments.

I don’t like Gavin Sam-I-am, I do not like him He abandons trans Would you like him if he wrote his tweets? But he doesn’t, they’re from a woman, toot suite I do not like him in a house If he’s in flames, I would not douse I do not like him here or there I will admit he has perfect hair (1)

She takes zero issue with Trump not releasing the Epstein Files because he is protecting some of his friends. This is, in fact, approving of pedophilia.

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

I think people are only debating whether Donald Trump is currently going through cognitive decline because he's always been so phenomenally stupid, it's hard to tell.

. Let’s draw the line now. Any sudden “distance” from Trump at this point isn’t a moral awakening, it’s political survival mode. When the winds shift, so do the statements. Don’t confuse timing with integrity. STAY OVER THERE 👉 WE CALL BS. #Republicans .

Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you need therapy.

I’ve. Been. Telling. You. A LOT of us have. He won’t win.

i'm stand-upping in Santa Barbara this Saturday if you're into that sort of thing

Sex traffickers are operating on Instagram and Facebook but, sure… keep your fcuking account.

Must watch

Maybe don’t wear the red hat when getting gas — or anywhere

We make so much space and so many excuses and so much accommodation for aberrant male sexuality that we have a literal r*pist and a pedoph*le for a president. And it’s even more of a crime to use those actual words than it is for him to hold the highest office in the world.

Trump and Hegseth learning in real time that sovereign countries are a lot harder to intimidate than battered wives and United States senators… Not the same thing.

i’d love to not have an opinion about shitbag comics who use their position of power to encourage young men-& i know it doesn’t stop you/them-but if i don’t tell you dennis miller bill maher joe rogan chris delia louis ck were not men you should like or follow bc it leads us to fascism & more rape

A Vegas copy of the Arc de Triomphe is so on brand for classless, “sausage fingered vulgarian” Trump. Tasteless, ignorant, insane, loud mouth trash. He’s fake gold plate, a Kinkade copy bought at a swap meet, a Hermes bag off eBay. 77,284,118 losers voted for the king of losers. Fool’s gold, bro.

Quota systems, paying a bonus for every arrest leads to jailing anyone and everyone, innocent or guilty, and ICE gets paid. They’re Nazis.

If you’d like to hear from an actual Christian on Easter here’s John Fugelsang.

25th Amendment. Articles of Impeachment. Now. What the hell else do you gutless, partisan fools need to see happen? What elze does he need to say? What else?

I don’t know how it can be 32 years since Kurt Cobain died yet here we are.

Easter Sunday. As Christians who voted for the biggest pos in the world sit in pews observing the resurrection please know this. You do NOT want to be in a hurry to see the Rapture. “Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly Go to a lake of fire and fry…”

Tear down all the ICE concentration camps and replace them with solar power farms. Eventually you won’t even need the Strait of Hormuz. The oil solution? “Don’t need their product.”

How embarrassing Tiger Woods called Trump drunk. That’s Hegseth and Pirro’s job.

The White House issued a rare statement saying Trump isn’t in the hospital which means Trump is in the hospital. Get ‘er done, sweet Jesus!

Well, it's not like Melania will do it for Donald.

important thread

Maher doesn’t have a monologue anymore, he just does TED Talk lectures.

So many dudes at protests are showing up with big titties it’s going to replace the frog

Turns out “Russia, Russia, Russia!” was a warning. Fcuk Russia and Putin. They’re giving intel to Iran to kill U.S. soldiers. Trump is a fool and a loser.

This movie & Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang are great. Great.

I regularly tune into foreign media for unbiased reporting.

Fifth highest grossing tour, plays all night. He’s an actual patriot who’s called The Boss for a reason.

Happy Good Friday! 😳 The name of this comic strip is “B.C.” As in Before Christ. Derf…

Anyone that uses any kind of AI needs to be muted.

Last day at the office...

How soon before Pam Bondi actually releases the Epstein Files?

Hit them all in the wallet. That gets their attention.

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Man’s breast friend! I can’t believe the Noem’s own a dog but it looks terrified. Which makes sense.

Trump is a…. LOSER! 😂