Top Ten James Bond one-liners #10 Thunderball (1965) - James Bond wastes no time delivering his trademark wit after neatly dispatching a sneaking henchman with a speargun on the beach: “Get fucked, fucker.”

Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it. The Fargo Woodchippers.

What if it happened in Ohio bsky.app/profile/fint...

Stop literally everything. Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time. fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts. the US: grok is this

Czechia’s favorite cat and mouse team.

Years ago I worked at Waldenbooks, and he and his hangers-on came in and asked us to clear the store so he could shop in peace. (No one had bothered him, and only noticed him because he had cronies trailing after him.) He bought one magazine.

MONEY PLANE (2020) predicted polymarkets and kalshi

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

30-0 Miami Ohio should be the most celebrated thing in CBB right now, not a debate topic. A team that stuck together in the portal era, when there are fewer Cinderellas than ever, let's enjoy that. I would bet most normal people think any NCAAT debate around them is stupid.

Hey Greg, this is the war you support and these are the girls who died as a result of it. Hope you see this and don't sleep tonight because of it.

Nobody is this dumb. Landsman is a collaborator. Primary and remove.

oh my god YES

JIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23 years old today

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts

Well, that's bad jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-...

Oh, Death, why canst thou not sometimes be timely?

Cool new statue, Texas Rangers! Don't worry, no one will go to the Wikipedia page for it to see why it's not at the airport anymore. www.mlb.com/news/rangers...

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

this shit has to go

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Sickening, disqualifying statement from #Ohio Democrat Greg Landsman. Defending an illegal war and the murder of 80+ school children should be career-ending www.cincinnati.com/story/news/p... Landsman needs to lose the May 5th Dem primary Support his opponent, Damon Lynch: FriendsOfDamonLynch.com

that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be

Oh…

Wait, it needs helmet stickers.

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

This @defector.com story is a good (non-political) example of why it’s not enough to have a bunch of individual reporters with newsletters running around. You need some kind of institution with the resources (and principles) to publish despite legal threats. defector.com/a-complimentar…

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

I haven't posted it here yet, and today feels like a good day for it: The Clash at the US Festival in 1983 in front of 500 thousand strong, their biggest gig and last gig with Mick and angriest gig, as Strummer threw in every anti-US song they had (not an inconsiderable amount)

Long past time we had a governor who prioritizes public education….

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

Internal schedule confirms Kash Patel went to Olympics to be world’s most special little guy:

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?” “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

why does this exist

Shoddy people. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/shoddy-peo...

it is so funny to me that of all the things i have ever posted about art, the most controversial take WITHOUT QUESTION is when i say that the best thing you can do if you want a career as an artist is to be KIND to your peers. folks get SO upset by that one, which i think is unfortunately telling

I have a lot of Trump supporters very mad at me

there was a snowball fiiiiight

Every now and then, I remember that JD Vance smashed the "like" button after reading this tweet, then went back and unliked it five years later when he ran for the Senate.

One of the first things we were taught at Quantico was that there is never a moment in which you are not representing the Bureau; but, then again, we earned our place there, and weren’t granted its directorship as a sinecure for partisan malfeasance and a willingness to disregard the constitution.

I live in Columbus, Ohio, and I’ve just made myself a version of that tired old meme to use on the disturbing number of people who comment on any Dispatch story about Les Wexner. CC @rooster.info

Clarification: *the Tenacious D cover* of Hit Me Baby One More Time

Sopranos from the top rope in the aughts

Hell yeah www.instagram.com/reel/DU7aM4z...

Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.