Rewatching "Children of Men" for the 1st time in almost 20 years and OMG, the opening lines. "Day 1,000 of the Siege of Seattle. The Muslim community demands an end to the Army's occupation of mosques...the deportation of illegal immigrants will continue." The movie takes place in 2027.

Am I worried about failing a drug test? No, it's not that, ha ha, I just, um... have a fetish! Yeah, it's not something unusual like smoking weed, I just like being peed on. That's all.

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I have never wanted to crawl into a photo this much imgur.com/gallery/56i3...

These are sublime: publicdomainreview.org/collection/a...

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

As we approach the annual apotheosis of horror, please take a moment to watch the greatest film trailer ever created: youtu.be/OEQ78fVzgCY?...

“I used to take a Super 8 camera to set, and one time I filmed her at the top of the stairs when she did The Bride for me, staring down and giving me that sneer!” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Given the huge distances that people and baseballs have to travel, it's surprising how often baseball plays come down to a couple of inches.

Goddammit MLB, it's time to start having computers call balls & strikes. Watching an obviously bad call go unchallengeable in the fucking World Series is some straight-up bullshit and makes me hate baseball

And if there's one thing Florida needs, it's more New Yorkers

My son is 11 and starting to show some interest in non-kids movies. I'm instituting a rule: You can't watch the parody (Young Frankenstein, Austin Powers) until you've watched the original (Frankenstein, early Bond).

What To Know About Data Centers https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-data-centers/

1,588 gun deaths in Tennessee last year, including 878 suicides. What a well-regulated militia. tennesseelookout.com/2025/10/16/g...

Pertussis (whooping cough) cases have exploded in the US in the past 2 years. Get your Tdap if you’re due (every 10 years for adults) BTW, as of this morning, it looks like all the case counts for 2024-25 have been scrubbed from the CDC website 🫠

This is Alabama, y'all. The reddest state in the country. Love to see it. Keep pressing.

motherfucker I am GOING to a New Mexico game

Los Angeles came out in droves. #NoKings

Go to Faux News dot com and read the comments on the story about Trump committing Santos's sentence. He's losing his base.

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I finally signed up for the Criterion Channel

New MAD Magazine bringing it

This clue on yesterday's Jeopardy gave me a warm fuzzy feeling @thefalcoholic.bsky.social @atlantafalcons.bsky.social @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social

This is the hardest I've ever laughed at a football game

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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

Go visit the homepage of hud.gov. Jesus, this is embarrassing.

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL 0:00 OT This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

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This is the bestJeopardy clue ever @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social

It’s 2025 and the scariest college football player I’ve ever seen is making adorable TikToks with his wife

You need this. youtu.be/4H2922CVjV8

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

Look, I lived through the Dot-Com bubble crash at the start of my internet career in 2000-2001 and man are there some similarities with the AI situation. Not that the tech is worthless, but that an ocean of investor money has flowed into products nobody is ever going to pay for

“They’re taking our jobs” was always a lie. Alabama proved it. Alabama tried a “tough” immigration law, and it backfired hard. Immigrants fled, crops rotted, and farms collapsed. Americans tried to step in but couldn’t last a day. They’re not taking your jobs; they’re doing the jobs you won’t do.

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"

The Falcons (a much newer team) would have to go on a 114-game winning streak to reach .500

Glad to see that Jon Rafman just posted at 9-eyes.com for the first time in 4+ years.

Great puzzles, great causes. I've been a subscriber since the beginning (2012?!) and I'll keep subscribing as long as they're around. You should too.

Tonight in my town

"Your stated opinion has made me angry. In response, I'm going to phrase my opposing view in a way that is intentionally exaggerated and thus wrong, purely to make you angry, out of revenge for making me angry. I fully believe that, somehow, I am fixing the world by doing this."

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

Interesting dissection. vimeo.com/282316889

Lloyd Kaufman says the upcoming Toxic Avenger remake starring Peter Dinklage is *better* than Kaufman's original. Also says “Due to our Troma stink, Peter will most likely be snubbed by the racist oligarchs of the Oscars.“ May Lloyd Kaufman live forever. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/m...

Just heard about the Cracker Barrel logo thing and the fact that people are genuinely angry about the fucking Cracker Barrel logo is the funniest fucking thing I have ever heard in my fucking life. Goddamn, human beings are easily led.

On extra-heavy workdays like this, I am beyond grateful for My Analog Journal on Youtube: www.youtube.com/@MyAnalogJou...

I miss 5ives.com.