ace austin should get a pair of persephone tights with the thigh windows 🤼‍♂️

why are people surprised when non union entertainers who get incredibly rich end up being conservative

I wonder if after a wrestler shouts out foley then completely wrecks ass on the concrete if foley is ever like "thank you but don't do that please" 🤼‍♂️

what is going on at sgw Uganda 🤼‍♂️

modern wrestling is missing the appearance of struggle 🤼‍♂️

wwe id is just a way to colonize the indies and cut the knees out from under any indie talent that's marketable they can't use, while locking in the few they can by rebranding them and removing their initial appeal

kayfabe note, Blake Christian challenged and lost for the gcw belt against moxley in a banger in 2022 🤼‍♂️

that's a very cool choke lio was doing 🤼‍♂️

I could beat up bryan cage 🤼‍♂️

alicia atout's burner 🤼‍♂️

mark briscoe is improving as a singles wrestler 20+ years into his career 🤼‍♂️

I'm just saying if mark briscoe was about to win the aew world championship he would blade twice to make sure he's got color when he holds it over his head

trying to finish forbidden door before I watch dynamite and that awesome bomb umino took was insane

the real problem with forbidden door this year was that Tony Khan didn't fly in any of those little Japanese folding tables

Linda McMahon wasn't ok with being associated with her disgraced husband's legacy, she had to create a disgraceful legacy of her own

hold on, people like nate bargatze?

omega/zsj was a better match than ospreay/swerve, context and story removed. for idden door was so long people forgot all about it

how is it that WWE media coverage is always mentioning wardrobe malfunctions and aew media coverage almost never is?: a continuing line of inquiry here on my bluesky

there's no such thing as a "finisher", it's a signature move. it stretches my personal disbelief that the impaler ddt is more lethal than a sleeper hold (rear naked choke) or arm bar, which are rest holds in wrestling. it's all fake to create drama, as kicking out of a specialty move would 🤼‍♂️

at night 1 of the next wrestlemania they are going to reveal to danhausen he is John Cena's final make a wish kid and he has 3 weeks left to live 🤼‍♂️

I don't want to make any aew fans mad or anything but I missed most of her initial run in aew and mostly know her from dark squash matches. is nyla rose still championship level for aew? no offense to her or her fans and she's very funny and great on commentary too but I just don't know.

mjf having to lose his belt to all the guys he's bullied along the way for being different or poor is a nice wrinkle 🤼‍♂️

rf kayfabe jr 🤼‍♂️

death riders vs UE blood and guts? 🤼‍♂️

I posted something about the femi thing but it actually does make sense only because lesnar is retiring at SS. winning the series is more important to femi if going for the belt means never getting the chance at Brock. while it wouldnt ever happen in, say, MMA, it's workable in wrestling 🤼‍♂️

it looks like early qanon rallies if everyone was bored and nobody cared

maha is a smokescreen for removing health regulations and protections in favor of selling grift and tiktok diet and fitness trends as healthcare individuals can do themselves. do not fall for it and do not give any celebrities credit for speaking about "health" if it is in alignment with maha 🤼‍♂️

not for nothing but putting a bomb in a backpack doesn't help darby's defense against looking like a school shooter 🤼‍♂️

do aew fans realize UFC ppvs don't begin until 10pm and routinely go past 1, with prelims for hours before that?

turns out the answer was yes 🤼‍♂️

ospreay winning at all in as a babyface is boring and narrative cowardice. he either needs to break bad or lose 🤼‍♂️

you know it smell crazy in there 🤼‍♂️

so has the concussion protocol been announced? I'm 90% sure Darby's hands float up into what's called a fencing response here and he was out after this one, then he gets back in the match. they let this one ride or he played it close to the chest, somehow 🤼‍♂️

do people not understand time zones? there's a three hour spread in america alone. aew does 5 hour shows. they don't have a monthly ppv so they go long. somebody somewhere is going to have to stay up late no matter how long/when it starts. growed ups have to go to bed even when their stories are on

who the fuck is lobo you dorks 🤼‍♂️

thekla/slk and the women's owen feel like the real stories of the night tbh, I think this is gonna deliver too 🤼‍♂️

clark connors is hangman Matthew McConaughey (fuck it this will be my #forbiddendoor thread)

I didn't tune in until just before thekla's match but was that a goddamn round steel cage? #forbiddendoor

fun fact about me: I'm a long time mark for the stretch muffler and developed my favorite guard pass by going for it like an asshole for months 🤼‍♂️

I love how thekla's belt covers a full 1/4 of her body 🤼‍♂️

drilla maloney rules and I'm glad he's on the show 🤼‍♂️

this dude definitely worked their mutual w/l record into his toast 🤼‍♂️

it's Sunday you know what that means I'm almost 40 I fell asleep I still haven't watched collision and am worried I will not be able to before forbidden door

for the record don't try to escape armbars like this. once the opponent's weight lifts off the mat, it goes into your forearm, making it harder to keep the arm from going straight. pure desperation tactic

wait did sami zayne literally suck a blood money covered dick in Saudi to win the wwe championship

"why is WWE on my sportscenter!!??" - guy who just discovered ads

two robots telling each other to pick up that can, citizen

darby allin poops his pants 17 miles into the nyc marathon; does he finish? 🤼‍♂️

if aew had the guts they'd open the forbidden door for @cecilnyx.bsky.social