CBS=Corporate Bull Shit. Shut it off. No Paramont either.

Are you there Godzilla? it's me margaret

My favorite thing about going to Wal-Mart is leaving Wal-Mart.

Yep.

Important message for the crew of Artemis: STAY THERE

He is risen

my sister got a job as the assistant to an incompetent magician and now she’s my half sister

I can't stop thinking about this.

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

We got 99 problems and Trump is 98 of them.

Boston moon

Frozen high tide

Brrrr. Colder than a warlock’s ball sack

Pretty crazy that someone could make a 250 year old country unrecognizable in less than 12 months.

Good morning Larry!

High tide on a cold day

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

Meet the New Year Same as the old Year

A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible. Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫 🙏 shorturl.at/mcfqd

this whole year could’ve been a stephen king short story

Today's mood.

My blood has become a thick syrup of Reese’s peanut butter trees

There is absolutely no reason to watch that orange bloviating shitgibbon spew lies and distraction diarrhea.

It's time to consider the world we want to leave for Godzilla

This season, let's put Christ back in Christians.

“And then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”

The irony is rich.

i'll bet being wrapped in fishnets by that machine feels so fucken good for the christmas tree

Going….going…HE IS GONE‼️

RU Kidding Me??

Quick tow it out to sea before RFK finds out this sperm whale washed up in Nantucket.

I suffer from a rare condition where I always drop meatballs on my shirt when eating a meatball sandwich

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

Autumn vibes

How about a government shut UP instead?

I picked a hell of a time to attempt to live in a state of zen

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Them: you look like you've lost weight Me: thanks, every connective tissue in my body is deteriorating at an alarming rate

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

can we stop talking about the nazi podcaster and go back to the secret pedos now

life is like a box of hotdogs

If fish is seafood, then bacon is landfood and duck is airfood.