Happy 71st Birthday to Bob Stanley the Red Sox 1st round pick in the Jan 1974 draft. He Pitched for the Sox from 1977-89, and is 1st in Games Pitched for the Sox 637, 6th in innings 1,707, 8th in Wins 115 and 2nd in Saves 132. He finished with a 3.64 ERA and a 23.9 WAR.

Selection by elimination is not really selection.

I keep mine in my ass but you do you

I’m already looking forward to Jurassic Park 47

A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.

Tired of this. Really am. It'll never kill my love for Liverpool, but it's killing my love for the game.

Exactly what we’ve deserved. Not turned up.

A good game in Europe? It’s a Weihnachten miracle!

"What doesn't kill you gives you weird coping mechanisms and a twisted sense of humor. ~ Unknown *By now... I'm 10 feet tall and bulletproof.

Close this game out Atlanta

3. It would be a surprise if Hairston wasn't the every snap starter today without Benford. Primary backup would likely be Ingram, I think. Cam Lewis at NCB, with Ingram subbing in on dime looks potentially.

“Still punk as fuck!!!” -me, while loading my weekly pill organizer

Tax dollars spent to pay White House lawyers to argue in favor of taking away food money from needy people.

Here is more history. Her word and the soul in her voice say it all! 🎶Oh, but this whole country is full of lies You're all gonna die and die like flies I don't trust you anymore You keep on saying, "Go slow" Go slow🎶 "Mississippi Goddam," Nina Simone (1964)

Poverty caused by republicans

Born on this date: Bob Gibson, Michael Busch, Adam Dunn, Teddy Higuera, Bill Bruton, Curt Casali... see more: https://www.baseball-reference.com/friv/birthdays.cgi?month=11&day=09

It is beard, flannel, and knit hat season. My time has arrived.

it’s pretty funny that the Falcons are leading a 7-2 team at the half and all of their fans are completely miserable

In a nutshell

“Listen Barbara, I’ll be at my sister’s until you can get your shit together. Please don’t forget to water the plants.”

Have you tried wearing comfortable clothes about it?

Not to brag, but I’ve listened to zero fucking Ted Talks ever.

The spirit is willing, but my fleshy part is spongy and bruised.

At a certain concentration of odor, farting on someone counts as assault.

Rumor has it we will see snowflakes before the day is done. It's getting to mid November. Not unusual. Doesn't mean I have to like it though.

Your Ego is too big for mine! Let’s DeathMatch it old school!

Doomscrolling since 2005.

"Wintery mix"? So, like, snow mixed with my frustration over the presence of snow?

Auto loan delinquency rates are at the highest level since June 2010. Trump's response? "I don't want to hear about the affordability."

You wouldn’t be the first person to go to bed with me on account of my skills with a George Foreman grill, let me tell you.

QBs who were coached by Daboll who got better after he left. Josh Allen Daniel Jones.

FACT!

The whole idea of one minority ruling everyone is against everything American. This is not anyone’s theocracy esp Christianity who failed in every chance throughout history when they imposed their will.

Big Boy last winter during polar vortex windy day.🐿🌬⛄

I'm normally pretty open-minded about sex, but I draw the line at anything even remotely involving a Republican.

Ironically I do not appreciate the first appreciable snowfall of the winter. Ugh.

When something needs said but no one wants to say it they let me off the leash

Share a TV series from the 1960s you love My choice: BATMAN

Incels learn the double dick jerk off in their mother's basements. Mother doesn't know.

I left a post with a typo up and didn't die. ama

I don't know, but I believe we are living through the biggest money laundering operation in history.

A cookie kabob sounds like too much work.

I wish I had a Transatlantic accent. But sadly I'm stuck with this stupid Western Canadian accent

Dude, I was eating Ramen way before it was cool.

www.instagram.com/reel/DPfGLEB... This is our collective reality!

I’m gunna watch this a couple thousand times