I am very guilty of this.

The former Liverpool head coach has penned an emotional tribute to Jota ahead of Saturday's Premier League encounter between the Reds and Wolverhampton Wanderers

“Stop wearing pajamas in public!” Listen, the fact that I slept in these clothes doesn’t make them pajamas.

Face down ass up, but It's just me as the wheelbarrel in this field day race

removing your glasses after nightfall makes the ghosts more welcoming

I’m so glad the Avs found their shootout stuff against this particular goalie. I mean , obviously I wanted them to find it sooner but when I saw Hart hunched down (praying?) in the crease I felt like they had to beat him.

If you need to borrow my car just say so! Don't say weird shit like, are you going anywhere tomorrow? Then I'll think you care or something

Storm Warning: Hazardous Conditions on Lake Erie from 8 AM to 9 PM EST Monday

Trump inspires the search for loopholes to accountability.

Good morning ☀️

Florian Wirtz starred as he grabbed his first goal for Liverpool in the 2-1 win over Wolves, but the Reds once again made harder work of what should have been an easy enough outing

My god, icon of icons www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

🎶Ooh boy, I love you so Never ever ever gonna let you go🎶 ~song about cat adoption

You are reading this correctly: the Buffalo Sabres have won 8 GAMES IN A ROW 😱🔥 #LetsGoBuffalo

Wanna see my stamp collection? is a euphemism for Wanna see my stamp collection?

I should date. Watches Dateline..nevermind.

I said I had Henry on my fantasy football team but my sister heard fancy football team and I’m too tired to correct her

nobody talks about weasels anymore

Lindy Ruff said he talked to Dahlin tonight around 6 (midnight in Sweden): "I just told him to go to bed, get some sleep & we’ll see you in St. Louis. He said, ‘No, I’m staying up to watch the game.’ I should’ve asked him if his mom & dad are going to let him stay up that late."

Derrick Henry went OFF with the Ravens' season on the line 🔥 ◽️ 36 carries (career-high) ◽️ 216 rush yards ◽️ 4 rush TDs (ties career-high) He has the most 200+ yard rushing games in NFL history (7), passing Adrian Peterson and O.J. Simpson.

I love that on weekends, the six of us keep shit going.

Whatcha waiting on bruh??

I like to end unwanted conversations by asking if they farted.

omg girl you don’t need a nose job, you’re beautiful just the way you are *me, drunk talking to an opossum

Peter DeBoer reached out to Toronto Maple Leafs head coach Craig Berube to quell rumors that he may replace him, Sportsnet's Elliotte Friedman reported on "Saturday Headlines."DeBoer's note, which was sent through an intermediary, told Berube to igno... https://oilerhockey.com/article/32695

Christmas is over, but you can still sit on my lap and ask for stuff 😉

confides in you* *cats

Final: Sabres beat the Bruins 4-1, extend their winning streak to eight games.

Mattias Samuelsson scored a goal and tallied two assists for his first 3-point night of the season as the Buffalo Sabres erased a 1-0 deficit to defeat the Boston Bruins 4-1 and tally their eighth straight win.

Jesus Alou, circa 1978 #Astros #Baseball

I find it funny that you people are going to walk out of 2025. I can't leave it behind fast enough.

Unbuttoning my jeans when I sit down on the couch is gender-affirming care

These tits have never been calm. Nary a pill has chilled me. Not a single horse has ever been held

It’s legal to kill and eat any anthropomorphic Pop Tart you see in the wild. Football game or not.

pls don’t ask me to remove my antlers they’re medicinal

Swim with me in a sky of colors and light

One of my favorite things is how every time a defense gets a turnover the announcer tells a story about how they practice forcing fumbles, catching tips etc. Just once I’d love hear “damn they really never work on that so that was crazy”

wtf do you mean you’re on vacation, you're a drug dealer

man, malik is just another example of how being drafted to a bad franchise can derail a career before it has a chance to get started.

I think I just accidentally sneezed out one of my demons. May the flu be with him.

Before bench press comes french press.

how many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

A shocking number of people use a steak knife to open their Christmas presents.

jfc my handler forgot to put fresh water in my bowl

May you have someone willing to help you dig a deep hole without questioning the reason to help you bury your trauma.

I look for the Hitchcock cameo in every one of your posts

i enjoy things that aren’t this