Sarcasm and Orgasms, two things a lot of you people don't get😂

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Amazing Smoky Quartz Photo : Jennie J. Koch

FŰCKING FIGHT BACK!

That’s really fucked up! -me as therapist

I hate it when I sit down to do the dishes and halfway through I realize that I was just smoking weed and never did any dishes. Oh well, foiled again

An all you can eat dessert buffet? I’m in!

them: if you saw a maga on fire, what would you use to put out the fire? me: a brick

Rafael Palmeiro & Will Clark, 1985 #MississippiState Bulldogs. #Baseball

And, still rings true today.

Watching the local news in Fort Myers. The third story was "Abandoned Bank Infested With Iguanas." Florida!

what if i want to care about jimmy cracking corn?

Has anyone given Trump a trophy for most mentions in the Epstein files yet?

Oh you got Crowded House to dream it’s over? I got Simple Minds to forget about me

Child stars from the 1970s: You won't recognize them today!

Remember Bundy Ranch?

I will never understand why a woman with such beautiful blonde hair always dies her roots so dark…

Bruce Hurst and Johnny Pesky reading newspapers in the clubhouse together July 20, 1982.

@courage2act4change.bsky.social @tonycrisler17.bsky.social @tonymcpan.bsky.social

Happy Wednesday all! I was feeling a little romantic

Wife: You never sweep me off my feet. Husband: I’m 62. If I sweep you off your feet, I’ll get a hernia and we’ll both have a date with the floor.

It's all been said before is no reason not to say it again. ~social media

Jay Jay French talks about Dee Snider’s health and Twisted Sister’s tour cancellation

You are responsible for 100% of your actions you commit, even if you didn't mean to

The moon

I'm less a mermaid, more a siren.

storing all of my ancestral spirits in old snapple bottles

Bum shoulder or not, Chloe Kim is one step closer to history. The 25-year-old American snowboarder opened her third Olympic Games in style Wednesday in the Italian Alps, topping the field in qualifications for the women’s halfpipe.

Bald eagle landing by mate in tree.💖

You were meant to see this post.

I'm not about to be told how to post by people who only repost each other's stupid news article reposts.

Ummm yeah.... Brilliantly Hilarious

Sometimes I have a thought that I'm not sure shouldn't stay an inside thought and for that reason, I'm glad to have drafts again.

Late night #PowderBlue post: 1974 "Washington" #Padres #Baseball

75 years ago a young actor sang on national TV in Spanish and was among the most watched shows for many years. Americans didn’t lose their minds or boycott the network for airing it. In fact…I Love Lucy is still loved by millions and still airing in reruns. Thanks Desi Arnez for leading the way.

You can be an idiot, you just have to believe in yourself.

You could desecrate cereal into a Valentine party mix. You know, for funsies.

Absolutely 💯

Making biscuits is a big part of Joe and Jake's routine. Here, Joe provides a watchful eye as Jake gets cracking in the kitchen, making some fresh biscuits for us all to enjoy. Joe and Jake are good wee souls, always setting a good example and looking after each other. Namaste to all bluesky cats!

hope I’ve inspired you to do as little as possible and be as useless as you can 🙏🏻

My documentary on used Q-Tips has surpassed “Melania“ by several millions.

To all the ladies, please make sure your identification is correct ASAP. If you need to have something changed, do it immediately. This real id bullshit is actually voter suppression.

AMEEEERRRICAAAA! AMEEEEERRRREEEKKKAAA!

A coworker says “Great Morning” instead of “Good Morning” and I feel like that should be a fireable offense.

They say a tense glute is a sign of stress. I say it’s a sign I just saw the price of bacon. Some things are worth clenching over.