I don’t have a sister to take over my job so if I die you’re all fucked.

I can’t believe there are FDA-approved drugs available that have “suicidal thoughts” as a known side effect. Is the thinking that if you’re dead the condition being treated won’t be a problem anymore?

People just don’t Rock The Casbah like they used to.

Not worth it

We don’t live in a serious country.

I died but my sister is going to take my job don’t worry about it.

She’s a ten but pees in the pool

What base is it when you slide in their dms then find out they're practically your neighbor?

Woke up in a completely different timeline. The one where I finally see emotional manipulation for what it is, choose absolute peace over old habits, and realize I would rather be alone than walk on eggshells for anyone who thinks I’m too much.

I'm sorry your honor that I gave you finger guns as a answer.

And yet ICE will simply shoot another unsuspecting victim in another state, to distract from this unsanctioned murder. 1 murder in 6 days, the 1 in 5, or 4, until ICE murders occur daily ; Eventually Murders committed daily by ICE will be as common as murder reports broadcast in any major city

Mitch isn't dead. He's at Kings Cross Station talking things over with Generalissimo Franco on whether to come back or not.

What are your minimum requirements for a taco 🌮? Mine: Protein (preferably ground beef) Salsa Avocado Cheese

I apologize for posting politically but in my defense, have you been in a coma?

@tcmustang.bsky.social @tonycrisler17.bsky.social @tonymcpan.bsky.social

Customer: what does your shirt say? Me: if you're reading this, you're too close

Because we're not listening to enough Jimmy Buffett youtu.be/cmnLLkJfurg?...

Nice

I like to gaslight myself in the mornings into thinking I’m a productive person.

If you’re so tired of my bullshit then why’d you let me serve you a second helping?

The enemy of my enemy is probably still my enemy, a lot of people don’t like me.

Suddenly having a hankering for some fried fish.. 🐟🍟💛 Not mentioned but this is believed to have been shot at Pisces Fish and Chips in Ruislip, West London. The business is known for serving fresh, non-frozen cod & haddock, and traditional British-style double-cooked chips. #foodie #british

“Did I say you could stop petting me?”

Spectacular cloud scene this morning.

Unbreak My Heart < Unfuck My Ass

Russians continue to send their ships into their own demise. 15 more ships have been struck last night in the Azov Sea, bringing the total number up to 105 ships.

Conor McGregor has become one of those people where admiration for him tells me more about you than it does about him.

I share Sam Neill's opinion on salted caramel. Sometimes when a new food thing is everywhere and unavoidable (like pulled pork after the bailout or strawberries in balsamic vinegar just before it) I suspect that the council of human-eating monsters are trying to adjust our flavour.

🤣🥳

Some people just look divorced. They can't help it, Kevin. Don't stare.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

RIP Sam Neil, fatally wounded in a submarine gunfight while attempting to defect from Russia

Curiosity didn't kill the cat, it just packaged it. 📦🐈‍⬛ #Cat #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #LifuX

For my love tonite, chicken breast on a bed of potato puree and veloute sauce @pkalwayssheshed.bsky.social

I’m going back to sleep. Hoping to wake up to better death news.

Kash Patel is buying BMWs and flying all over with his so-called girl on our tax dollars. As with tRump lawyers, previously known as DOJ, not responding to judge's order to release the Epstein files, Patel is NOT responding to Grassley. This is the "do what the fuck we want to do" administration!

I first saw Sam Neill in the 1985 adaptation of the classic Australian novel Robbery Under Arms as the charismatic Starlight. A lot of fun. [Link to a streaming of it in the replies] www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgPl...

Tough time to suffer from IBS

I don’t care that Lindsay was most likely in the closet. I care that he supported policy to punish those who live outside of it

Are the be kind people still celebrating death.

It’s ok to be lonely and horny just don’t do that shit around me

First date idea: A road trip to visit all the dead politicians and celebrity graves you want to piss on.

what if we just made everything not shitty has anyone thought of that

Damn it. Never saw him turn in a bad performance. 😢 apnews.com/article/sam-...

The trade winds are blowing and so is your mom.

Monday Mood I see the tarot electric

The silly is coming from inside the willy

About damn time !!!