"We here at Bank of America remember a time when a woman couldn't get a credit card without her husband's approval. Wouldn't that be fun again?"

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks

I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television

gonna watch all of benicio del toro's scenes roughly 8-10 times this holiday season

Matrix 3 when somebody made fart sounds during Trinity’s death scene

For the record, I will be swearing in on Octavia Butler’s Parable of the Sower after I’m elected.

Sometimes the options on a website to activate AI companions are like "Get Started!" and "Remind Me Later" and I think they should include a third option which is "Fuck No, Fuck Off Forever"

“Donald, you are not going to believe just how hungry this caterpillar is.”

Fugees welcome. Refugees? Not so much.

Christopher Rufo is just a white supremacist, and I think it’s silly that we’re still doing news stories where he’s called a conservative activist or some other harmless sounding term.

Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.

[P] goddammit

dinner was a little later this year but the stock must flow

Happy Thanksgiving, America!

Read Empire of Pain, this isn’t nearly enough

The opioid crisis the Sackler family intentionally began costs the United States roughly $4 trillion a year.

After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity

So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?

Incredible feeling when 20 years of hating pays off

writers! you can just have a garden, you don’t have to have a metaphor

Washington Spirit has hosted more playoff matches at Audi Field this year (two) than D.C. United has since the stadium opened in 2018 (one). 😵‍💫

Jeffrey Epstein reading the first 100 pages of Lolita and stopping: "Holy shit this sounds great! Everything's gonna work out!"

Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

… did they just print this on paper? they just printed this on paper

When you’re riding public transit you realize that what’s good for everybody is also good for you. If the bus runs faster, if the train is cleaner, if the AC works, we all benefit when you’re driving a car, every other car on the road is your personal enemy

overton window can move both ways

new NoVA winemom yard sign just dropped In This House We Believe: -Black Lives Matter -No Human Is Illegal -Women's Rights Are Human Rights -Science Is Real -[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871] -Love Is Love

he said “aw damn, anyway”

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way. by Ezra Klein

If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.

This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI

well honey, today I stood in front of a camera and told the country "the beatings will continue until morale improves." anyway we're the good guys.

If you have absolutely nothing good to say about A.I. come and sit by me. www.thewrap.com/emma-thompso...

The most important thing here is that the president is unilaterally raising taxes on you because he got mad at his TV

I think plenty of normal people care about the White House being torn down. I’m not sure why it would be difficult to think ICE kidnapping people is bad and Trump tearing down the White House is also repulsive. What’s the idea here?

at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

“It was a lot of fun, but so’s doing whippets and watching Martin”

#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al. A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator" 3 cops on a 53 yo woman.

reminds me of the words of a great philosopher

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you