This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.

If you just started catching up on the synagogue attack news stories now, you would never ever find out that one of the victims was shot by the police

When I was 7, my teacher told us to write an article about “world cultures” for school over the weekend. I remembered it late on Sunday so in a panic I made up something called the "Icelandic Fish Festival", figuring said teacher wouldn’t know either way.

@libbi.bsky.social Aljaz looks particularly hot this week!

Snowrespecter's retweeting Follow Fridays

in October 1973 the BBC went to Hornsea where the council allowed nude bathing (i’ve been laughing at this for longer than i care to admit)

@libbi.bsky.social Are you watching?

If your dad asks you how your day was don’t tell that grass anything.

Twitter's gone a bit Diana over the Kirk thing and coupled with the fact I've ended a few friendships due to their willful ignorance about race issues, I've decided to just not talk to white people about race anymore (apart from my RL besties) and shitpost about silly things only.

Realise it’s The North but surely this incident of political violence should be top news today, as opposed to a shooting in the US? This is the reality of polarising politics in a country where 2 MPs have been murdered in the last decade. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I let out several different audible “NO”s during this video incredible stuff, you gotta watch the whole thing

me when you get your acoustic guitar out at a party I was up to that point enjoying

Yes, Vine is a twat, but Barton is a grade A cunt and this is objectively hilarious

After my third joke, a health meter bar appears over my therapist’s head

She's back!

Congratulations. You've all been catfished. These pins belong to Johnboy, the Welsh, hairless nerd.

Too hot for clothes

What a headline

Hi, Chloe here, these aren’t newly added but they’re artworks that are still available. Sales have slowed. Just thought I’d mention these as people seemed to like them. Reposts are much appreciated as ever. www.chloecumming.com

@zemblamatic.bsky.social I keep seeing this picture and thinking you've died

is the entire thing a weird troll? fascinated by some of the choices on display there - this one is ideal if the message you want to send is "I fucked the groom, and I'll try to do it again tonight if you're not careful"

@zemblamatic.bsky.social I hope you're litigious

@badger5000.bsky.social I hear you've been drinking with the oldest man on twitter. Bluesky has had a devastating effect on you.

@stopfordianneil.bsky.social Happiest Birthday, Neil! Hope you have a fantastic one 🎉🎂🎶

@montague.bsky.social Hello. I need your Eurovision recommendations please and thank you

A lot to process in this sorry tale

Yo creo que necesitan verlo.

@ronfleasley.bsky.social Your profile picture!

why doesn't the Ken doll have genitals? because Ken tucky

Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.

Just witnessed an estate agent greeting some house viewers by saying "it's hot isn't it, I see you've got your shorts on"

@followhuw.bsky.social How are you feeling now?

@discokidnap.bsky.social How's the patient?

AI will never replace me because I have no actual intelligence…

Always like this little period in between Popes. There’s a real teacher’s late for class energy like fuck it, nobody’s watching, might as well covet my neighbour’s ox for a bit.

I see we’re having the “echo chamber’s are bad” conversation again. No! Echo chamber’s are good! It’s called social media, not debate club media. It’s perfectly healthy to want to socialise with people with similar interests, morals etc. Hanging out with argumentative dickheads is not fun or useful!

@followhuw.bsky.social How are you doing?

@followhuw.bsky.social How are you feeling today?

Accidentally ordered twice the number of chinos I wanted

Can't believe Margaret chopped Snowrespecter's thumb off

@parsnip45.bsky.social I'm watching a show called From and there's a young man called Ellis in the show who really reminds me of your Ellis. A very handsome and smart character.

be the version of you the others don't invite to stuff

I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane. Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.

Teach a man to fish and you can have sex with his wife every Saturday.

The two Welsh genders

When word gets out that John's left town

Evidence on a 9 years old's gender. What would that mean in practice? Say it with your full chest.

@h4ckys4ck.bsky.social well well well