I asked the driver’s permission to take this so you can interact with it ethically

Oh I see, there are 5 books by women in the top 10 so the guardian list is nonsense, I seeeeee

I’m watching 30 Rock for the first time - is this the originator of the “thin woman eats junk food as a personality” trope?? Cool Girl ground zero

Something I enjoy is when people use a complaint about AI as a chance to talk about their own writing in the replies and you can TELL it’s absolute garbage

“Andy Burnham can’t be leader, he’s not even an MP!!!” I’d love to be you, with this childlike faith in Rules and An Order To Things

Been out in shorts even though it’s rainy and 9° so people can say “I saw someone out in shorts, can you believe it?? And it was a WOMAN” #feminism

Finding Bluesky quite boring at the moment and I am well aware it’s because I’m finding MYSELF quite boring

What does Kemi’s front door look like - I have no idea, isn’t that odd

Celebrating having ten toenails for the first time in ages by doing my first ever gel pedicure - it’s so amateur lmaooo

Who says you can’t get your news from Bluesky? She started posting her wigs a mere 3 years ago

I get why he tagged Greggs, he wants to see the manager. But him tagging in Heinz is very very funny - does he think they’ll intervene on his behalf???

Ran on the grass in bare feet, slipped and fell right on my arse. Actually pleased because I’m completely unhurt so I know I can still fall like a young person

I straightened the brown wavy wig I tried to dye and it looks really good! Looks like I might have cut the layers myself but a v solid addition to my rotation now

Had a glass of white wine last night and I don’t feel like shit this morning??

Our media is what it is but boy am I glad I don’t have to live with the uk media

Believe this you’ll believe anything www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... They’ve had since Thursday and this is the best they can come up with???

Been out in shorts and platform crocs, brutally heightmogging (nearly) every man I see, I love summer

Rare aesthetic: there’s a QUEUE at the takeaway window at Wimpy - in the pedestrianised centre, it’s a walk-up window 😄

Everywhere You Go, Someone Stinks of Weed: A Summertime Lament

All the men like “wouldn’t it be a shame if someone punched these glasses nonces in the face haha” - okay do it then, be the someone?

Using public transport in London is a radicalising event for people in the rest of Britain

I will fight you and whichever mug liked your post

These nails got absolutely no likes on instagram so I’m either leaving the platform or no one is ever getting a like off ME ever again

You feel like a crank for going round saying “there’s no free press in this country, they are merely the propaganda arm of the right-wing establishment” and then they prove you right

It’s my own fault for watching true crime but: Should I Marry a Murderer? how is this woman a doctor she’s an absolute moron

Get me the number for the crucible, if Murphy goes in the lead I’m phoning in a b_mb thr__t istg

My phone’s been on silent since 2008 and I would STILL check it if I went to the snooker

I was not mentally prepared for the idea that Shaun Murphy might win a frame 😔

If you’re going to do a protest wouldn’t you wait until the last frame so at least you get to see the match??? If you can afford to waste your ticket you can afford the tv licence

Rewatching the last three frames of Wu/Allen like a right nerd

Left 90s totp on and in retrospect it was a bit odd to have music that is for taking drugs to performed in the studio, Bizarre Inc was bizarre

The stench of deadbeat dad is clearing out of the crucible

Me and every boyfriend I’ve ever had when I say “we’re dressing up”

Men could convince themselves that the speaking clock fancies them, istg

Call this wig tarmac the way it smooths my path, call this wig dynorod the way it removes blockages

Whyyyyyy is the bbc doing an extended advert for pervert specs, I am VERY disappointed in Ken #snooker

we'll be talking like this about cars soon

I will never vibe with women who can’t say vagina, it’s a Cool Girl epidemic out here

I’ll need to hear a review from the woman in *your* life before I laugh at a man’s joke about giving head ✋🏻

I don’t like it when people drag her appearance because she has an identical twin sister who seems nice and normal

Do they also realise the defence “we can drink because we hang around for hours on expenses to take part in a voting process that doesn’t require unimpaired faculties” would lead to redundancies in any other workplace

Yeah it’s really going to be “Marilyn monroe” these losers cast in their AI porn, not “women and girls they can tell about doing it, as further harassment”

I knew I’d made a mistake when I watched this with my ex and he said he didn’t understand any of the jokes, he just laughed when I did

I could write a literal thesis on male socialisation based purely on the wave they do to acknowledge a fluke shot #snooker

Conspiracy theory I believe: Clavicular is jimmy carr’s son

Turned up looking like he deals blackjack on a Mississippi paddle boat in 1848, steamboat Willie looking mfer

The meta now is to wait for some big exogenous event > increase prices far more than is justified by said event > never lower prices when the event passes > 'what are you going to do? Not drive? Not use electricity? Not eat?'

Trump and Vafaei the two ends of the eyebrow spectrum here

RIP Mrs Edwards you would have loved 2012 twitter