Trump who “understands sports” demonstrating that indeed he does not understand sports.

Plating is definitely not my strong point 🙄, paprika and garlic chicken flatbreads with whipped feta 🍽️

ever since Tim got the tribal tattoo sleeve he’s felt hella tough

My post-horse riding #LaDoucheDisco #ShowerShuffle music.apple.com/gb/album/hun...

oh honestly how funny can it b... oh no it's very very funny

Where’s @stopfordianneil.bsky.social ? Is he off having an actual real life without us?

Crap penalty.

After months of blood, sweat and bleeding fingers, my Primrose Hill linocut is finally finished. Hope you like it! #printmaking #primrosehill

Holy fuck, guys. Low effort, one pot, amazing food 🍽️

🎶You’re wonderful 🎶 #LaDoucheDisco #ShowerShuffle music.apple.com/gb/album/roc...

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.

I would kill or die for Larry

@trevorlfc01.bsky.social if you haven’t been, you have to go. Unbelievably good.

This was Flying Tiger steak with bone marrow rice from Mekong in Derry and it was phenomenal. We shared small plate starters, which I forgot to take pics of, beef and chickpea croquettes, pork belly and dumplings. My new favourite restaurant 🤤🍽️

Off out. My jacket is very 80s and I love it 😁

Hard to think of any taste sensations better than hot rhubarb crumble and cold whipped cream.

I'll say it's swift, I didn't even know they were dating.

Haha! Oh that's so funny. That reminds me of this little cat and mouse 🥲 maybe they're best friends now 🤞🏼

Cannae beat a tasty summer treat in Scotland! How coo-te are these Highland coo croissants?! c.o. Farine Bakery, Fort William 😋☕️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Well, as it’s marching season here, I’m just going to shin up a lamppost and wrap myself in a Union Jack fleg.

This is so beautiful from Liverpool FC. Still hard to believe he is gone #Forever20 #YNWA www.instagram.com/reel/DaUsggF...

Out for dinner tonight and the menu is so good. Think I’ve narrowed it down to these two.

It’s Friday!! #LaDoucheDisco #ShowerShuffle music.apple.com/gb/album/ato...

Thinking of Diogo Jota and Andre Silva and the friends and family who miss them daily #Forever20 #YNWA

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“Yeah Ma, I’m not loving the carpentry thing but I’m kinda killing it as an influencer…. A shirt? Yeah of course I’m wearing a shirt.”

I went to bed early last night thinking Senegal were cruising, woke to find Belgium had decided enough was enough.

I have two VIP tickets for @MCRofficial at Bellahouston Patk this Saturday Sadly my son can no longer go - so looking to resell them - want to get my money back if I can Will unlock my account so can be retweeted etc #mcr #glasgow #ticketfairy #twickets

Just like when he fingered Grannies pmsl 😂🤣

Why do England fans not sing World in Motion or Vindaloo, anything but that dirge of a national anthem.

When is this heatwave going to be over? 😭

Just forced myself to eat a chocolate eclair before it goes out of date 😇

Hydrangeas Break

Depeche Mode being Depeche Mode in this soccer match, surrounded by brightly adorned fans, has made my entire week. Be the Personal Jesus you want to see in this world.

Facebook’s official mission statement: "To give people the power to build community and bring the world closer together." Facebook whistleblower, Sarah Wynn-Williams, had to leave the studio because Meta has a gag order that prevents her from talking about her book. bsky.app/profile/then...

The player poses are ridiculous. Half the Côte d’Ivoire team look as if they’re hard of hearing.

The adrenaline rush of defrosting a freezer surprise and it turns out to be what you hoped it was 💪

Tuesday morning’s #LaDoucheDisco #ShowerShuffle music.apple.com/gb/album/tee...

I like that this article refers to the hydration break as a “mid-half interruption” 😁

This 🧵is brilliant.

Werewolves - Catholic or Protestant? I feel like it's the latter...