the booker prize judges make a lot of fuss about having to read 153 books. but assuming an average weight of 750g per book, that comes in at 115kg of literature - or just under the weight of a single adult male ostrich

It's literally a transcript of the press conference. 10/10. No notes.

You know what needs to stop? Not the boats but people who use their phones in public spaces like those utter weapons on The Apprentice

This quote is 10x better if you read it in Trump’s voice

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Playing this in the shower as I haven’t listened to it for a while. I was 39 when it was released, nearly 20 years ago, yet it spoke to the teenage punk within me. Still does 😁

Ekitike maybe feeling he has a point to prove with Isak coming in. Hence the shirt celebration. Cheap red, eejit! Also, how brilliant was Chiesa? Hope Leoni injury not as serious as it looks 🤞 Magic of the cup 😁 #UTFR

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Quick thinking and response from Chiesa.

#COYR #YNWA

Excited to see Leoni tonight #LFC

Newcastle fans…ooops🤣🤣🤣🤣

Digitization alert! We recently digitized materials by and about Irish patriot and suffragist Maud Gonne. The materials include correspondence, photo, articles, Women's Prisoners' Defence League records, and more. Check them out: https://findingaids.bc.edu/repositories/2/resources/254/digitized

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Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate. I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man. Never change your last name.

Are Cole Palmer’s stats for last season better than Harry Kane’s?

Finally collected the ring that I asked a jeweller to make from my great-granny’s brooch, and I love it. Sara Olphert, 1890-1984

We’re only 5 games in and some football fans are already shitting the bed #EPL

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Morning! Have an ear worm from my favourite Bruce album open.spotify.com/track/0M1YQi...

‘Same magic’: ancient Irish road bowling has been revived by TikTok, drones and Bill Murray

The buff-tip moth (Phalera bucephala) has mastered a very particular kind of camouflage. When they close their wings up, they resemble a broken twig. Native to large parts of Europe, there's regional pattern variation that reflects the local tree species. This one best resembles birch twigs?

Oh fuck, Dean is going to sing. If he’d listened to a word she had said, he’d have ditched this. Is Dean using this as a career opportunity? (Like everyone else on this show 🤣🤣) #MAFSUK

Oh god! The guy wrapping on MAFS. My butthole just clenched so hard the sofa cushion disappeared.

I posted "fuck your bus" when Arsenal scored after Manchester City had deployed a tactic known as 'parking the bus'.

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Pork steaks with potatoes, apple and onion, served up with a medley of green vegetables including peas, cavolo nero and brussel sprouts. The only apples I had in the house were Jazz, which didn’t break down as much as I would have liked. Still tasty though 🍽️

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

Ohhh, Tiny, Tiny ...

I am a chronic overpacker. Seasoned travellers, any tips as to how I can break my “just in case” packing habit? (No pun intended)

Did you know, Flymo hover mowers are over 60 years old.

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Such sad news. Rest in peace www.liverpoolfc.com/news/liverpo...

Tonight’s #teanotdinner is chicken thigh fillets in sumac and garlic, griddled peaches and couscous with red onion, lemon, mint, parsley and rocket 🍽️

Apparently Grealish was moaning that he didn’t get enough free-kicks today.

Grealish just complained about players going down easily. Now over to the pope who's had enough of Catholics

What was Moyes and Grealish annoyed about?

Well we couldn’t see that happening 🙄

Cracking goal Grav!!!!

#COYR #YNWA

Jack Grealish is such a decent person, isn’t he? Stopping to speak at length with that young fan on the way out to warm up was lovely.

Roses are red Quite silver, the birch

Dreadful piece about "hot dads" in the Times gets a superior comment.

I dislike early kick-off at the best of times, but when it’s the third game in 6 days and against the Ev, I’m just hoping all the players make it through without serious injury 🤞 Obviously, I’d like a win too #UTFR #LFC

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“More widely this feels like a victory for billionaire culture, for the idea of rules as a suggestion for the powerless” @barneyronay.bsky.social on the one-year anniversary of the Premier League vs Manchester City’s legal team. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Turn a dull day into a moment you’ll love. A touch of beauty from SLATED can make everything feel lighter. #SLATED #Speirgorm #madeinIreland #shoplocal #boycottamazon slated.ie Reposts would be wonderful

Looks like bring your son to work day 🤣🤣 #LFC

Federal judge tosses Trump's lawsuit against the @nytimes.com, less than four days after it was filed. The ruling calls the lawsuit "improper and impermissible." Trump is allowed to refile a new, shorter complaint if he wants.