Started a petition to ban Twitter have you? They always work.

Hearing Starmer is going to ban Bluesky to anyone under 45.

You're still obsessed by a different microblogging site I see.

What Twitter users face on Bluesky:

Russ would buy Twitter at the drop of a hat if he could, then try to get rid of everyone who’s said “give it some minge” to him. Not unlike Elon Musk, in fact.

@andre-the-viking.bsky.social, happy birthday!

That Minge guy Russ isn’t in charge of anything, you do realise that don’t you.

I see Bluesky is doing its bit for the current situation by reposting exactly the same things as Twitter.

"My wife wants us to go on holiday to the port city capital of northwest Italy's Liguria region." "Genoa?" "Of course, we've been married for 20 years."

“I’m off to a restaurant that caters for agricultural labourers in feudal Britain legally bound to work a lord's estate, and feminists believing women’s rights and womanhood are strictly defined by biological sex.” “Serf and TERF?” “No, I usually have the vegetarian curry.”

63 years after the event, photos of Lee Harvey Oswald and friends have emerged from that fateful day U.S. President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas.

He’s the opposite of The Ponderers from Vic Reeves Big Night Out.

“Puis-je vous intéresser aux enseignements de notre Seigneur Jésus-Christ?”

If Jude Law overdosed on powerful sedative-hypnotic drugs highly popular in the 1970s, leading to paralysis of his lower face, the headline would be ‘Lude Jaw’.

@loudbasket.bsky.social Abuse of #GlassBricks by size? Looks like encouragement to urinate. Boo.

Deleval Hall

If Jill Halfpenny lost a court case and badly bruised her knee on the way out, the headline would be ‘Halfpenny No Longer Legal, Tender’.

“The King, Vauxhall, Withnail. Today we’re asking: what’s the best And I?”

“I’ll be honest with you Rob, singing ‘Let Meeee-eeee Entertain You’ whenever you get the ball is starting to piss the lads off.”

A young Fred Dibnah celebrates a first successful chimney demolition with his mum Betsy. Bolton, 1959.

It’s now 39 years since Pet Shop Boys recorded ‘What Have I Done To Deserve This’ with Dusty Springfield.

Andy Burnham, still outside No.10:

You guys are really missing out.

Good evening, gatekeepers of the one true light.

Life comes at you fast.

If that bloke off of Adolescence can get one…

Friday, including a first outdoor ice cream of the summer (we’re not surfing btw):

“Mayburgh, Thornborough, Knowlton, Avebury, Stone. Today we’re asking: what’s the best henge?”

David Emanuel and Lady Diana Spencer relax during a dress fitting for her wedding to Prince Charles, July 25th 1981.

“Snow White, Hull.” @accidentalp.bsky.social

Oh, mate.

The Amaryllis is all but out:

They’re called Ruddy Turnstones because that’s what you say while trying to get a decent picture of one…

l've got a list of penis euphemisms as long as a Portuguese sailor's arm.

Saturday

Don't listen to the idiots who say Margaret Thatcher survived on four hours sleep. She's dead.

“Ooh, he’ll be badly missed.”

The well at Tynemouth Priory, where Trappist monk Arnold Keeting was thrown to his death on February 4th 1686. Just before the ordeal he was handed a quill and paper, with which he wrote “aaarrrrrghhh, you fuckers” while descending.

Punxsutawney Phil curry for tea later.

We went to the coldest place on earth to see the giant Bobbins of Hope (includes some #GlassBricks for @loudbasket.bsky.social.)

"My bad.” Michael Jackson

Another French horn lesson later. It's nice to keep your hand in.

Sunday

‘Av a cab

Saturday

You can’t use plasticine models to advertise things these days, because of woke.

"The floppy-collared crown prince of daft." @secondmentions.bsky.social