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I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours He/him
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Travis comma bitch
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Popeye was just a marketing tool used by big spinach to get us to buy their product
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flamby β¨ππͺ
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cut down on expenses by canning farts for later use
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Humor Satire Memes
2 days ago
Therapy isn't enough. I need to fight all 3 branches of government.
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Fartasstic episode
@thegargle.bsky.social
3 days ago
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The Onion
3 days ago
Confusing Japanese Glory Hole Has Too Many Bells And Whistles
https://theonion.com/confusing-japanese-glory-hole-has-too-many-bells-and-whistles/
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Ygrene
4 days ago
yes of course i like to FAFO F un A round and F riend O ut
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
6 days ago
4loko and seven years ago
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lukelukeluke
about 1 year ago
When you go to a guidance counselor establish dominance by suggesting new career paths for them
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Doc Revan
6 days ago
Saw this in Discord and itβs amazing
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Rob Auton
6 days ago
For who and for what occasion is this card for?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
6 days ago
excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants
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SorryHat
6 days ago
State of the union about to finish *glass break* STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN CHUCKS A BEER AT JD VANCEβS HEAD AND GIVES THE PRESIDENT A STUNNER!!!
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daddy gatorade
7 days ago
taking my sweet honey angel pie to the local StinkCenter and winning her an onion
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Memento (new) Morty π
7 days ago
I really need my heights wuthered
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Kat Abughazaleh
7 days ago
love when democrats talk about kitchen table issues as if trans people and immigrants donβt have kitchen tables π
add a skeleton here at some point
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Me after sex: My cumpliments to the chef
9 days ago
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The Onion
10 days ago
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
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Lizzlepants π
11 days ago
where did all these damn skeletons in my closet come from
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Let us be merry before we go
15 days ago
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ICE must be destroyed π³οΈββ§οΈπ΄
16 days ago
I'm so cute and good π₯° π₯° π₯° π₯° π₯° π₯° π₯° π₯° π₯° Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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It's Abby. Yep
about 1 month ago
Can we start over
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
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Pinot Evil
about 1 month ago
Me: Nice perineumβ¦ Him: Thanksβ¦ Itβs Goochi.
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βοΈ Starshine
about 1 month ago
Hrnnng
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Who up feeling like spontaneous combustion is a good retirement plan?
about 1 month ago
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Memento (new) Morty π
about 2 months ago
The Dems are more out of touch than my sex life
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Pru
about 2 months ago
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
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caitliwinx βοΈππͺΎ
about 2 months ago
:)
#doodles
#IGuess
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
about 2 months ago
If you like cheese enchiladas and getting caught in the rain
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daniel sieradski
about 2 months ago
the grateful dead is one of the great symbols of american freedom. not the semblance of freedom enshrined in the bill of rights that can be stripped away by the state, but true freedom that can be taken by no oneβto explore and express one's mind, body, and soul uninhibited, to fly your freak flag.
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The heat come round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day
about 2 months ago
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Shenanigans
about 2 months ago
Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
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saja π₯π€
about 2 months ago
*trust falls into the abyss*
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Memento (new) Morty π
about 2 months ago
My tummy hurts and I am mad at the government
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andy vs.
about 2 months ago
Radical fuckin idea but maybe we let ppl find enjoyment however they can because everything sucks
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key-lime pie
about 2 months ago
#resist
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Erin Biba
about 2 months ago
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Chris DeLeon β₯ DevPods.gg gamedev collabs
about 2 months ago
important message to all bluesky users
add a skeleton here at some point
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Memento (new) Morty π
about 2 months ago
Slapping on a pair of big ole titties and driving through Yellowstone as god intended
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Auntie Social
about 2 months ago
If you are what you eat, we could all be billionaires by the end of the week.
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Steve Suckington
about 2 months ago
sex with me is like bowling. thereβs a lot of drinking and cursing. sticking your fingers in weird holes. you have to rent shoes
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Amy Ash
about 2 months ago
As news breaks please be mindful of how you post. Remember: - the government would never lie to you - double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist - every tiktok is real
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π΄ππππππππππ πΎπππππ
about 2 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Ed Morrish
about 2 months ago
oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
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Jonty Wareing
about 2 months ago
Trump: LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS! CIA: Oh my god he just ran in
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Robin Ince
2 months ago
YES - Empathy should never be this hard
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Soraya Nadia McDonald
2 months ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM MAMDANISTAN!
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Neugin
2 months ago
A message for you all to carry through the year
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Vince Mancini
2 months ago
I donβt trust anyone who doesnβt have a reflexive mistrust of Ryan Seacrest.
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