People of London. Some of the nights for my run of shows @sohotheatre.bsky.social are nearing capacity. If you would like to come to it I would love to see you there. Tickets here sohotheatre.com/events/rob-a...

Dogs look at me differently when I have a big beard.

Sometimes on videos of me doing stand-up people comment “don’t give up your day job” but my day job is writing comedy to perform on a night so I’ll take it as a compliment I guess.

I am doing a UK tour of my show ‘CAN- The Story of a Man Called Can’ in 2026. It would be great to see you there if you fancy it. Thanks to everyone who has already bought a ticket. Tickets here robauton.co.uk

You know what? I hope they keep doing it earlier and earlier because if they do, in a few years time the Christmas launch will start on December 24th.

How do I unsubscribe from Christmas until December 1st?

Piece of toast at a bus stop.

True story

I am doing a tour of my latest show ‘CAN’ next year. The tour starts at SOHO THEATRE in London on 19th of January. Tickets for the shows are here robauton.co.uk

Audience member said “What?” After every line I said.

Wales does rain very well.

How I know I’m alive

...and then if you do get a life you like, you have to keep it going so you continue to like it. I think settling into the turbulence of moments has to be done. The fight to feel the moments, up and down. I'm going to be making a substantial amount of paintings of my writing to put in my onl@ne sh#p

This cat is seriously upset with the state of this country.

I want to live in a world where empathy is a compulsory school subject.

Poster idea for Sun-Maid Raisins.

Thanks to all who came to watch our set at @endoftheroadfestival.com.

Large thanks for anyone who came to see my show in Edinburgh. I’m taking the show on tour next year, tickets are on my website.

Thanks to anyone who has been to a work in progress of this show. Your attendance has been very helpful. I start my Edinburgh run of shows a week tomorrow. If you would like to come to it I would love to see you.

🚂🚂🚂 2026 TOUR🚂🚂🚂 I am taking my new show on tour next year. If you would like to come to it, I would love to see you. Tickets are on sale on my website at 10am today.

Tomorrow night, MARGATE. Myself and JFAbraham are bringing our words and music project to ‘Where Else’ in Margate. It would be great to see you if you fancy it?

On Friday night myself and JFAbraham are bringing our words and music project to MARGATE. If you would like to come to it we would love to see you there. Tickets here dice.fm/event/6d67g3...

Tomorrow in Kennington. 3pm heeeeere we go.

Wooooork in progress shows

Reading can make you do stuff

Edinburgh Festival. I am doing my new show ‘CAN- The Story of a Man Called Can’ at the fringe for the month. It is an hour long story, I’ve written it and am going to perform it. I’m on at 1.25pm every day from 30th July to 24th of August. It would be great to see you if you fancy it.

Woooooork in progress shows this week, details on my wwwebsite.

Tonight🤘

This Sunday from 5.30pm-6.30pm I am doing a work in progress of my new show ‘CAN:The Story Of A Man Called Can’ at the Bill Murray in Angel. I’ve been enjoying crossing some stuff out and underlining other bits. It would be great to see you if you fancy it. T*+%ets googleable

LEEDS- I’m doing a work in progress at the Wardrobe tonight. 6.30pm doors, 7pm show. thewardrobe.seetickets.com/event/rob-au...

Tomorrow [FRIDAY 6TH] Myself and also @robauton.bsky.social are trying out our new shows in LUTON. www.culturetrust.com/whats-on/edi...

Can’t touch

June work in progress dates

This train seems gutted about where it’s going.

At 4.30pm today I am doing a work in progress of my new show ‘CAN: The Story of a Man Called Can’ at the Bill Murray in Angel in London. It’s a story about a motivational speaker that I made up. There’s a bit in it about toasters that I like a fair bit. dice.fm/partner/ange...

Also the Tuesday after (10th) we have @robauton.bsky.social and @vittorioangelone.bsky.social performing their shows "CAN" & "you can't Say Nothing any more". That one is already 3/4 sold, and looks like it'll sell out, so would recommend getting tickets for that asap www.wegottickets.com/xsmalarkey

LONDON- This Sunday @angelcomedy.bsky.social I am doing a work in progress of my new show ‘CAN: The Story of a Man Called Can’. It is at 4.30pm. Tickets here if you’re about dice.fm/partner/ange...

So he was born before himself?

We’ve added another WORK IN PROGRESS show at the Bill Murray in Angel. A week on Sunday 4.30pm. dice.fm/partner/ange...

I just saw a family of four in Victoria station, mum, dad, two boys and they all had a can of Monster. Never seen anything like it.

Can’t wait for Oasis to sing this updated version of Some Might Say this summer

If anyone on here lives in Guildford and wants to come to a work in progress of my new show, I am doing one tomorrow at G LIVE. It is a double bill with the excellent Matt Winning . trafalgartickets.com/g-live-guild...

Our neighbours have got a new puppy

Imagine being the first person to wear a watch

People of Stroud and surrounding fields. I am doing show ‘The Eyes Open and Shut Show’ in Stroud on 19th June. Tickets are here www.sva.org.uk/events/penny...