Next Tuesday, 21st April- I am doing a work in progress of my new show ‘Jupiter’ in London at the Bill Murray comedy club in Angel. Then on Wednesday 22nd I am going to FOLKESTONE to do it at the Quarterhouse. Would be great to see you if you fancy it? All work in progress dates are on my website. 🤝

What a picture. Imagine finishing a journey and your transport looking like that. It would occur to ONE that ONE had been through something of epic proportions.

I saw a well lit bucket

Tooooour

40 years ago we were getting figurines of snooker players in Kelloggs cereals.

For who and for what occasion is this card for?

This card looks like a card you would give someone who is about to die.

Errr what’s your second name?

Tour

THE FIRST TIME I SAW A PANCAKE MACHINE #pancakeday

Some photographs of birds I took from the train to Leamington Spa.

Thanks to all who came to my show in Leeds last night. City Varieties. If the government could clone the venue and put it in every major city of the UK that would be great.

People of LEEDS. I am doing my show CAN at the City Varieties on Friday. The room is one of my favourite rooms in the country and I’m looking forward to doing my show CAN in there. It would be absolutely awesome to fill this historical mother. T%ck%ts on my webs%te

Thanks to all who have been to a recent tour show. I’ve laughed which is great for me. If you live near Leeds or know anyone who does then it would be great to see you or them at City Varieties on Friday. Ace room. I’m doing a show in Valentines Day in Leamington Spa. Tickets for all robauton.co.uk

Last night I did a comedy gig in a renovated public toilet in PILL in Newport. It was a free council funded event that people could book tickets to. The 25 tickets were reserved but only 16 of the people turned up. Those 16 people however, really turned up. I absolutely loved it. Respect to Newport.

Thursday Treat Timeee ✨ You lot sold-out both George Civeris & @robauton.bsky.social's shows... so naturally we've added extras. Turns out sometimes if you DO ask, you DO get x sohotheatre.com/whats-on-sal...

Surely one of them will take a hold of life.

Watched this tonight. Laughed a LOT and cried a bit, possibly in the perfect ratio. Grab yourself a ticket.

Tour update

Yesterday I went to Salford to take part in Loose Ends for BBC Radio4. I found it to be a really inspiring hour spent with CAST, Professor Alice Roberts, Amir El-Masry, Esther Manito & Stuart Maconie. If you would like to hear the results of our session it's on tonight at 6.15pm

Thanks to all who have bought a ticket to my tour, if you’d like to come to a show please get clicking on this link here robauton.co.uk.

Pointing my phone at pigeons in flight

A beautiful yesterday from the unique brain of @robauton.bsky.social. Also we announce an exciting new Christmas thing for next week: podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/w...

I thought I’d come across a rare bread of dog for a second

What is water?

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From today! Exclusive gift videos baby!

Thanks to the absolutely fantastic people who have bought a ticket to my tour show next year. If you would like to come and have a word-based night out I would love to see you there. A fair few of these are now reaching capacity so please get in the ticket mix if keen. Tickets robaauton.co.uk

People of London. Some of the nights for my run of shows @sohotheatre.bsky.social are nearing capacity. If you would like to come to it I would love to see you there. Tickets here sohotheatre.com/events/rob-a...

Dogs look at me differently when I have a big beard.

Sometimes on videos of me doing stand-up people comment “don’t give up your day job” but my day job is writing comedy to perform on a night so I’ll take it as a compliment I guess.

I am doing a UK tour of my show ‘CAN- The Story of a Man Called Can’ in 2026. It would be great to see you there if you fancy it. Thanks to everyone who has already bought a ticket. Tickets here robauton.co.uk

You know what? I hope they keep doing it earlier and earlier because if they do, in a few years time the Christmas launch will start on December 24th.

How do I unsubscribe from Christmas until December 1st?

Piece of toast at a bus stop.

True story

I am doing a tour of my latest show ‘CAN’ next year. The tour starts at SOHO THEATRE in London on 19th of January. Tickets for the shows are here robauton.co.uk

Audience member said “What?” After every line I said.

Wales does rain very well.

How I know I’m alive

...and then if you do get a life you like, you have to keep it going so you continue to like it. I think settling into the turbulence of moments has to be done. The fight to feel the moments, up and down. I'm going to be making a substantial amount of paintings of my writing to put in my onl@ne sh#p

This cat is seriously upset with the state of this country.

I want to live in a world where empathy is a compulsory school subject.

Poster idea for Sun-Maid Raisins.

Thanks to all who came to watch our set at @endoftheroadfestival.com.

Large thanks for anyone who came to see my show in Edinburgh. I’m taking the show on tour next year, tickets are on my website.