"Hey! You made it to the holiday party! And you remembered we were doing ugly sweaters!" Me: [the most hurt I have ever been in my life] Y-yes.

when people vaguely reference celebrating when “it” happens they mean the release of the new jamiroquai album

Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her

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Pink Flamingos (1972)

Images from films in which Mary Woronov speaks on the phone Woronov was BOTD in 1943 Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972) Sugar Cookies (1973) Hollywood Boulevard (1976) Eating Raoul (1982)

These are, uh, good comedy podcasts. @cbbworld.bsky.social

It’s actually happening!!

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!

thinking of her today

God took one of Ronald's McRibs to make Grimace

Proud to announce that this Thanksgiving my family has partnered with Draft Kings™️ where you can place bets on: - will uncle dave be racist (-210) - over/under on how long it takes it to get to Charlie Kirk (32.5 minutes) - prop bets on who cries and why (Mom; too much wine/"all this fighting")

i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float

Strong Bad Email returns after a 3.5 year break: I love that they're still making these in Flash, played with the Ruffle emulator https://homestarrunner.com/sbe...

I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

i have opinions nobody asked for and a tone that suggests i’m right

Friendship ENDED with MTG, MAMDANI is new best friend

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

People said it would be a long time before AI took any jobs but judging by the latest Grok update Kara Swisher will be out of work very soon

There’s one person squarely to blame for Trump’s corruption, authoritarianism & assault on democracy: John Roberts. He’s enabled so much of Trump’s lawlessness while somehow escaping accountability for it New cover story from @pemalevy.bsky.social & me www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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We gotta start close-reading Dead Kennedys album artwork like it’s the writings of Nostradamus

I bet popping feels good as hell for the corn

A good and healthy society is one in which people spend 70% of their time throwing away ads sent by mail, deleting emails containing ads, or ignoring ads on websites they visit. Such a society is doing well.

my novel VEINS is now available at drewtoothpaste.com and i'm including some excerpts here. it downloads as a PDF and it's $4.99

Car Size xkcd.com/3167/

Anyway, though all this seems bad for Trump, I think we have to consider the gains he will make in the modern Libertarian Party

emailing someone is not a definitive sign of affiliation. for instance, I hate everyone who has ever emailed me

Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.

Ronald McDonald: I just can't deal with his nonsense anymore Therapist: anything you want to say about this? Hamburglar: robble robble Therapist: w- what Ronald McDonald: you see this is the shit in talking about. He just makes that fuckin noise

trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves

Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:

oh it's sandwich chuckin season

Federal prosecutor, in his rebuttal, is in the tough position of hoping the jury forgets about the hundreds of MAGA folks pardoned by Donald Trump for vicious assaults on law enforcement on Jan. 6 and takes a sandwich case seriously.

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Perplexed by Ryan Adams. He combined country music with a snotty punk rock attitude, and is also racist and stupid? A head scratcher.

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"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

An ad from the print copy of The Onion that just came

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Why watch the remake of The Hand That Rocks the Cradle when you could watch The Hand That Cradles the Rock, otherwise known as basketball?

“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”