Caught a permaban from Reddit for threatening/encouraging violence when someone said about a pic of trump giving a thumbs up that they wished his thumbs would disappear, and I said I wished he’d disappear but I could live with it if his thumbs remained

Fun fact, most catholics get yelled at by the pope exactly zero times in their whole lives but Censures Georg here has managed it like five times in six years

Someone on this app said one of the biggest things that AI will steal from is our collective sense of wonder and I’ve never stopped thinking about it. Photos like this shouldn’t have to come with a caveat because nature is deliriously gorgeous and … wondrous.

TIL that Rebecca Heineman worked on the Apple IIGS port of Wolfenstein 3D, which incidentally is also when/how I learned that there was an Apple IIGS port of Wolfenstein 3D

ME: sorry folks - one sec, having gamera issues CHAT: lol gamera. gamera issues. mfer said gamera [I enable a secondary camera feed showing the infamous kaiju Gamera attacking me] CHAT: oh fuck

In retrospect this is very funny

TBF I’d question the judgement of any person who enjoyed running a social media site in 2026

It continues to be the funniest thing in the world that the Bluesky team made good functional user-friendly social media that isn’t riddled with ads and Nazis and they fucking hate it. They hate the site, they hate the users, they would all rather be doing literally anything else than this

back when my granddaddy picked up the pistol on account of the law, bitch house was just an idea

This post works best if you imagine it read by Tommy Lee Jones as the final monologue in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (2007)

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

We have passed the TB Horizon

no duh

thank god i found it again

i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...

you don't have to report on dumb stuff rob schneider says

me: no kings? what about Yes Queens! executioner: ok

absolutely infuriated at having to see or hear anything having to do with the harry potter shit again. wallowed through a damn decade of that stupid british people crap. harry potter themed pub crawls and adults talking about "their comfort series" and here we are right back. we live in hell

One of the funniest moments in music history: Billy Corgan getting righteously bullied by Kim Thayil in a Spin magazine profile

hes especially going to hit you if you also declare that you won the fight

fun fact: if you go up and punch a guy in a bar for no reason and then say "okay fights over" hes still going to hit you a bunch

plot hole: every character is still bound by desire and stuck in the wheel of samsara by the end of the movie

I first encountered this joke ages ago in one of my dad’s old Playboys from the 80s that he had stashed away somewhere, but I’d never seen an illustrated version, much less one with Scrooge McDuck

suck shit bari

to all the harry potter adults: just get a crunchyroll sub and start watching anime cartoons like a normal adult, this shit is pathetic

duality of man

I'll have to go back and actually read this piece. I noped the fuck out after the opening paragraphs where he was like "Social changes are sweeping through the rural heartland of small-town America. I know this because I've seen it with my own eyes in California and Portland, Oregon!"

I just realised you can do this: boob | dood ------------- poop | qooq

I’m at ICE HQ

Still always this: “The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.” James Baldwin

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

the worst thing that can happen to a white man is being made fun of online

As Homer put it the better part of 3,000 years ago, the blade itself incites to deeds of violence; if you put these guys anywhere, they're going to brutalize people, because they're lazy, stupid thugs and that's what they've been hired to do

This is completely unbearable. But also like… why are his insane ramblings never summarized like this in the media? We gotta wait for a substack guy to put it together like this?

ICE agents will steal 100% of the cash and valuables you have with you at airports. I recommend STRONGLY that you travel with faux silver wedding bands vs your gold+ diamond rings, no cash, wear cheap watches, leave jewelry at home, etc. They are rapist Nazi thieves. Expect the worst.

first time I've ever seen the Dems actively and correctly lean into the very online vote

We need to talk about how to purge problematic Palestinians from our movement to liberate them.

What the US is purposefully doing to Cuba should be considered genocide.

*20 year old ordering a cheeseburger at a sushi restaurant voice* hnnnnnnnnngh glurrrrrrrrrgh whhhhmmmmmphf