oh i guess today is the only day i can post this

Dang it, AJ

Lmfao

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

This is real. This is not from a meme generator. This man is an international treasure

don’t care about the discourse. there’s good music to listen to and art to make

For sale: tragic shoes. Baby size

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YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

i am become linux user, juicer of tarballs

EXPLAINING ANYTHING TO A CALIFORNIAN: okay imagine a ɹǝɓɹnqɯɐɥ

I for one heartily endorse shipping every billionaire to a lifeless rock millions of miles away where they will struggle to live and will have to work every single day of their existence in order to survive

The comparison I heard was data centers using the same amount of water as golf courses, and for that I was all, my brother in Christ, let me tell you what I think we should do with golf courses

Has anyone else gotten a ton of new zero post bot followers today, or am I just special?

ME: b-but Reverend Mother, we mustn’t, what if Shai Hulud hears the rhythm of our prayer and comes here and devours me?? MY DOMINATRIX: …I’m sorry can you explain all this again please

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GUY WHO INVENTED SPRINKLES: they're sweet and great for lots of stuff! I'm going to call them sprinkles because you sprinkle them on, heh. yours are neat too! what are you going to call them GUY WHO INVENTED NONPAREILS: *flicking cigarette* you are a fucking joke

never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer

Joel McHale: Grogu…so the thing about Grogu is that he always thought he was slumming it on Community. And there were days he wanted to work, and days he didn’t want to work, and it wasn’t the cast getting the brunt of that, it was everyone, it was production, it was catering. And we all had enough

Conan: I never wanted the Tonight Show for the money, I wanted it because of what it was, I wanted it because it really meant something, and if we failed we failed I was fine with that. But what hurt was that we were never given the chance to fail, and that was down to two people: Grogu and Jay Leno

Steve Palmer, SNL writer 1975-1987: no one was shocked at the drugs, it was a bunch of 20 somethings in 1970’s New York and for the most part everyone was able to handle things well enough to keep the show on track. Cocaine changed that. And that’s why Grogu hasn’t been invited back to host.

Introduce yourself (right on!) with 10 bands you’ve seen live Faith No More GWAR Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds Pelican Red Sparowes Sisters Of Mercy Swans Earth Earthless Sleep

They’re trying to normalize the idea of a national sales tax to end progressive taxation, and I’m already sick about the number of people who are going to fall for it because they hate the idea of other people enjoying anything.

man them Arab fellas were cookin when they came up with this one (already been called Ali Bubba)

great let's get this over with

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

"bluesky is an upscale mall" *nods knowingly* Forever 38

Great the horrible website that I HATE is working AGAIN

if they had known bluesky would go down this much they would have named it after your mom

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

Grogu’s family has announced he has passed away. “He was probably like 56 years old, which is like a baby age for little freaks like him,” his mother told the Times. He will be flushed down a special toilet with an extra wide pipe designed for Yoda disposal. “Like a big green turd,” she added

insane new way to describe normal stuff just dropped

wild swing to go with “accidentally turned on the front camera” for a, uh. poster?

telling my kid charmander is real, and strong, and he's our friend

one of my favorite twitter interactions was with Notch after he sold Minecraft, my garbagetwitter fam was fighting with him and after a while I posted this pic of his mansion and said "If I lived here I'd be offline rn having a pool party with my friends" he blocked me instantly lol

Do you think the CEO of Citadel or any big company is actually looking at any work, let alone doing any? Do you think they have any idea what they’re doing every day? Or is it that they played with a chatbot and went “wow” and have VPs that feed them bullet points of metrics they sometimes read?

Ever notice how these guys never say anything specific? Or give an outcome resulting from this alleged time saving? How much actual work do you think Ken Griffin does every week? How much insight does he have? It’s the same shit as with remote work but replacing “serendipity” with the speed of AI

Captain Ahab just had road rage but for the sea. And he took it out on that poor dolphin

#marten #mustelid

Grogu has pivoted to AI

The fact that he listed the NBA and Apple (two brands that are famously reliant on the Chinese market) is funny enough, but adding on a person who is indistinguishable from the entire student section at a Tennessee Volunteers football game is the topper

If I see E.T. coming out of the store or on the corner he can "phone home" about the brutal fucking elbow bomb I'll deliver to his head, just for starters before the main course of his ass whupping