"consider—" no. there is a gosh danged cheetoh in the white house. i'm going to libsider and that's final

Sinners getting so many Oscar nominations is a sign of the continuing moral decay of our culture. Sinners belong in Hell.

It's already demoralizing to be a federal thug, a barely sentient ogre. Nobody likes or respects you. But then you go to work in -19 weather thinking surely today you'll get a break from people yelling at you. But no there they are. They're not even cold

Broke: Larry Ellison Bespoke: Harlan Ellison

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Hate? Sure. I hear you. I can tell you all about that, but it would take quite a while — I have 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex, after all. Let me know if you want to take a break.

you gotta pet em hard so they can feel it

I don't like seeing the word compute used as a noun. Don't do that.

Reverse Dorian Gray

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive

People are jacking off to cave salamanders on the website Olmyfans

replace rfk jr with this guy

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

wow, maybe some reporters could've asked about it at the time

One of my favorite things about living in the future is when you need to use an app to pay for your laundry, and said app is down due to server issues or whatever your options are: A. Go fuck yourself B. See option A, above

has there ever been a more impotent group of people at such an important time in our country’s history

To be politically conscious from 2000-2009, and more specifically from 2001-2005, was to have your brain stamped with a feverish Curse of Knowing. So when you see shit like this, all you can think is “Dick Cheney insisting on links between Al Qaeda and Saddam”. You never forget the scent.

Exactly, and they’ve been operating everywhere in the area and beyond. Big presence in St. Paul today; daily raids in suburbs in every direction; even some smaller MN cities hours away from Minneapolis.

bad and naughty children get put in the COLD HOLE to atone for their crimes

Earlier today I sent @dumbmike.bsky.social a photo of JD Vance I thought was just funny and he wordlessly used it to replace Chris Farley with JD Vance in the iconic SNL Schmitt's Gay ad.

great stuff as usual from the automod

tim walz can urge everyone not to interfere with ICE loud n clear all day. he's still subpoenaed for obstruction because that's the narrative trump likes. he's getting the exact big loud show he wants to see, always. you win by making a big loud show he doesn't want to see, that gets better ratings

one thing that’s missing from the ”will they cancel the midterms discourse”: it is better for us if they formally attempt to cancel the midterms than if they do it informally. A formal end of elections would immediately and obviously legitimate extraordinary actions in a way that slow boil does not

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Large Adult Milk (Whole)

Takes a special kind of person to remove the allure of both bisexuality and MDMA.

Nice argument, but it’s over now, for as you can see I have depicted you as the larger, non-Western red line, and myself as the smaller, more Western blue line.

your throne awaits sir

Remember when Elon Musk was digitally undressed without the use of a poorly functioning sex crime robot and it humiliated him so much he went on a crash diet

Yo Liberals your party fucking sucks

I'm starting to question this guy's commitment to free speech

What’s better in a situation like this? Do you just tell them to fuck off, or do you send them to all your white neighbors that you don’t like to waste their time and piss those neighbors off?

we need to let republicans occupy our cities, shoot us in the head, and beat, rob, and disappear anyone they like. otherwise we’ll look weak

If you can’t make “maybe we should have a Constitution” popular, fucking resign and make room for those who will.

If you cannot make “these people are leaving BABIES in CARS in WINTER and then returning them to their carekeepers with BRUISES” into popular sentiment as a politician, you’re either inept or you want this to keep happening.