any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again

He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

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"I like standing up and saying things."

elon musk: gatorade toilet. the toilet that’s never dry fortune: musk says toilet dryness could be eliminated by 2035

“Smart guys like us know that oxygen is O2, but what if I told you that you could go to O3? That’s 33.3% more oxygen per molecule.”

dang

I am here to pet cats and kick ass, and I’m all out of ass.

Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck

get his ass

Look at bro over here containing a single multitude

"The War Crime Profiteer Says War Crimes are A-OK" yeah man I bet hey can you hold this dynamite for me rq

Having the sum of human creative output called “ai training data” is frying me

it's wild how the positive use cases are like "save 5 minutes reading a long doc" and "write a generic email faster" and the negative use cases are "get encouraged to dive deeper in psychosis, misogyny, or suicidal thoughts" and we're still on the fence about overall value

Power has been off at my mom’s house all day apparently, so she’s having a slumber party over at her best friend’s place out in the country. Just two old ladies having a lot of giggles and (I’m assuming) ice cream

International Style barbecue restaurant called Meats van der Rohe

You either die young and cool or you grow old enough to appreciate your poops returning to normal after vacation

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2. Not a good movie. Not a good franchise. But it brought us a truly iconic line. #FrightClub

I dont understand why neither of the fascist US parties want to ban video games…oh wait. I get it now. It’s because video games are fascist. especially the indie ones

personally I’d say the worst part is all the people being illegally killed, but okay

i would download the fuck out of a car

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

The Trump administration must put Secretary Hegseth into the dunk tank at a national carnival and allow the American people to blow off some steam

*his big mosquito ass is starting to look a little nice with it* okay dude thats enough. seriously stop

All of history seems to be heading towards an inevitable battle between Ms. Rachel leading the forces of good and Mr. Beast leading the forces of darkness

COMING SOON: AI + Guy™

"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them

Regardless of content, this is just a badly written essay. This would be embarrassing for an 8th grader, let alone a college junior.

Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother

driving at night now and looking in any of your mirrors

every thousand years or so the ancient ones show up all pissed off cause of some crap they've been stewing about for an eon and it's like, hey yog sothoth, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only

Broke: Department of Defense Woke: Department of War Bespoke: Department of War Crimes

Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains

Either die a cousin or live long enough to see yourself become unc

has anyone checked on megyn kelly? i need her sobbing and screaming that "mrs claus is from schleswig"

so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding national guardsmen to DC and then his mother started crying

Destroying the income streams of a lot of YouTubers by claiming Raid: Shadow Legends has gone woke. They destroyed what we had with Raid: Shadow Legends.

Imagining an intensely cursed alt-history timeline where the Axis powers won the war and people are by now using the term "Volkx" to try to be more intersectional