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I'm shaved, I'm ready. For battle.
my name is Archimedes Leonidas Attilio Patti, OSS
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Archimedes Patti - Wikipedia
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here's one thing i'll say about furries: if you follow one because they otherwise post about interesting stuff, they sure do retweet a huge number of other furries that you have to mute
4 days ago
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sidling up next to a beautiful woman at the bar and ordering a "virgin shirley temple"
4 days ago
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4 digits of the golden ratio is an amazing tattoo for a moron
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4 days ago
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Classics Of Game
8 months ago
Classics Of Game 134
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"dating app profiles asking for partners to have 'emotional intelligence' is ableist" could be a really good annoying discourse. anyone want to take it for a spin?
10 days ago
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neil young if he was a cuck: bull man take a look at my wife she's attracted to ya
10 days ago
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this is one thing that bsky is way way worse for than twitter still, rarely ever see news that isn't entirely about america get traction
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13 days ago
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Ppallo
over 2 years ago
The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."
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theyre making advances in islamic philosophy over on reddit
17 days ago
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article reads like a prank
en.wikipedia.org/w
18 days ago
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if you have a "fuck cancer" bumper sticker i will key the shit out of your car. i LOVE cancer
18 days ago
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they don't let you tell people to kill themselves on this website. pic unrelated
19 days ago
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a pup
19 days ago
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they played Nutshell by Alice in Chains at the climbing gym today. presumably to see if they could get someone to untie their harness and jump
20 days ago
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JAV Titles
23 days ago
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help! help! ive been ideologically captured!! ðŠĪ
21 days ago
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what da hell is a polar bear doing in arlington texas
21 days ago
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gotta respect any sport where the finish line looks like a mass casualty event
21 days ago
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I might not lift the heaviest weights of anyone in the gym. or do the most volume. but I guarantee you this: pound for pound, I. Am. The. Sweatiest.
24 days ago
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i also had this thought from the first time i heard of these "plans", and then google put out a white paper (on arxiv no less!) and i figured "hmm surely this must address their plans for heat management". nope not at all lol
arxiv.org/abs/2511.19468
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25 days ago
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trying to hit on nonbinary person: lovely to meet you, Mx. Smith... and is there a Mx. Smith?
25 days ago
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unlabelled insular cluster of crossword constructors. this is where true power lies
26 days ago
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are you sure? hehe.
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27 days ago
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im on ozempic. im on mounjaro. im thinking of starting a GLP-1 agonist. im taking semaglutide. im on rybelsus. and i vote
28 days ago
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german-irish guy named Knorr O'Virus
28 days ago
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good name for a guy doing quantum mechanics
physicstoday.aip.org/news/a-funda...
about 1 month ago
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this is what he was talking about
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about 1 month ago
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didn't look down when I was opening the door and accidentally sent some volus guy flying down the hallway
about 1 month ago
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fruiting body
2 months ago
take a long suck off a short dick
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strong anecdotal evidence that being on x the everything app causes severe brain damage
about 1 month ago
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Mike.â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â â
about 1 month ago
By their own numbers, almost 50% of what Bluesky moderation gets up to is just manually labeling replies as rude. ð
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you know how the French made fun of the English as a nation of shopkeepers? The US is a nation of scammers
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about 1 month ago
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GT
over 1 year ago
A decade ago I used to do 'the lunch awards' every day, folk would tweet me photos of their work lunch and I'd fairly arbitrarily choose a winner. Then I did an Xmas special, let folk spend all day waiting then declared them all winners and ruined everyone's evening. The Xmas Lunch Awards Massacre.
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Christmas elves are short but fantasy elves are tall. what's up with that?
about 1 month ago
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hup
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about 1 month ago
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was reading a paper today and laughed when i saw that the measurement precision has only improved by a factor of 3 in 50 years. take your time guys!
journals.aps.org/prl/abstract...
about 1 month ago
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alright that's it. im finally donating to wikipedia
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about 1 month ago
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GNU C Mane
about 1 month ago
(wizard in chambers who has been farting a lot and hears a knock at the door): Enter not! I have been summoning the winds of the Foul Swamp
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competentposter
4 months ago
America is on the brink. Canada is on the rink.
#AlwaysFresh
#TimHortin
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CJ Fogler
about 2 months ago
We have a goalie fight! Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t
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it's crazy that there's isopod species spanning from the deep ocean to arid deserts while still looking basically the same. this is a message against fast fashion trend chasing. find a look that is truly timeless and for all locations, like the isopod body plan
about 2 months ago
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ancient historic case of "girl dump him"
about 2 months ago
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remembered dilbert's concerningly young ex-wife, who appears to have an interesting relationship to flight safety
about 2 months ago
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wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss
#italiano
about 2 months ago
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it's so weird that people still make mashup songs after the wave of girl talk etc but now they only ever get used as the soundtrack for shortform videos. and they're all the worst thing you've ever heard
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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CJ Fogler
about 2 months ago
"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is" Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
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the fine-tuning argument about fundamental constants has always pissed me off. "if the universe was different life couldnt exist" ok and if red was blue then it wouldn't be red. but it isn't blue, it's red
about 2 months ago
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