As an atheist, I endorse this statement fully. It is factually correct.

Best thing about the 4th of July is the Twilight Zone marathon.

Wanna see a dead body?..

It’s time to start talking….

I just KNEW electing a rapist was a bad idea.

Awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣

But, for real—can someone please explain the Constitution to the President?

Wow, he’s talking about the President of the United States….

There's your proof! Antifa waterfowl. Those diabolical democrats!

1/ GOP killed a $35 billion fix that kept millions insured. Premiums now spike 114% and 5 million people lose coverage. Then they handed $76 billion to insurance companies through faked Medicare comments. The fraud they ignore is the fraud that pays them #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory #USDemocracy

The abuser will always isolate the abused from friends and family. It's literally an integral part of it.

This video evidence of dementia must be spread by all. Ignore this at your own peril.

No. No. No. No. Goddamn it. No!

This is a really interesting idea. And we should 100% think big going forward.

This post is a perfect summation of the current situation. IMHO, of course.

Trump's grave will have plumbing installed to encourage sanitation after urinating during your visit.

My mate's neighbour has 5 kids by 3 different mums (cheated on all of them), hires escorts, wed someone who barely speaks English, ripped out beautiful landscaping for an ugly patio, leaves building work half-done and the place keeps getting shot at. Avoid 1600 Pennsylvania Ave for your own safety.

Happy National Mike Day to us!

Trump isn’t the problem. He is the result of the problem: the racism, ignorance, and selfishness of many people in the United States.

Here's an interesting take on our situation. I think he has a good point. www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...

This deserves your eyeballs.

That Omega XL commercial with John Walsh saying he was 'exercising his polo ponies' truly makes me want to reach through the monitor and smack the shit outta him.

The Right is terrified that the "blacks" will treat them the same way they treated "blacks" once they have power.

Convicted fraudsters Trump has pardoned this year: #MAGAisEVIL

Someone asked a bunch of kids what the first thing was that cane to mind when they thought about Trump. Their answers are priceless. Check out the video.

I was sure this was fake. Then I saw the entire bit. It's true. 👀

2 reasons that Republicans in Congress are making taxpayers pay for the ballroom: 1. It is insanely over budget - far more than the $400 million Trump now admits to after he originally said it was $200 million. 2. His exaggerated “donations” don’t come close to covering it.

Dis 'splains a lot, Lucy...

This is the most effective expression of our collective outlook I have seen this week: Short Sweet To the point Easy to repeat.

Sorry, but the WHCA dinner is NOT sponsored by the White House. Nobody is forcing the VP and other Cabinet members to attend this fancy black tie event. Sit down and worry about your primary.

It’s a real website with stories from people who left

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

So up on the north end of Chicago a CTA train derailed in the Howard Terminal yard. No injuries, everyone made it back safely to the station. But it sounds like "Apocalypse Now" with all the news choppers!

It’s not hard to understand. Maxwell is blackmailing Trump and Melania by threatening to release her discovery files. Trump has to pardon her. He’s asked republicans in congress to provide him an excuse to do so. (This is all speculation on my part. But it seems pretty obvious.)

It's all just overtly blatant. With their grifting there are NO COINCIDENCES.

Retweet this is you think @timheidecker.bsky.social should hire me as a staff writer for The Onion

This is fricken genius.

An awful shame, 'twould be...

When did Republicans become Ferengi?

Never, that's when.

So. When does the embarrassment end? Because I'm 68. I don't kick. I occasionally stretch. Again, no kicking. I want to see McDonald's save the country.