This one has both:

the people in katamari damacy always seem pretty upset to get rolled up into the big katamari but I actually think it'd be kind of fun

Please reward my low effort post with a heart because I smell delicious

"oh, so you're saying--" no. i'm saying the thing i said, not the thing you made up. go back and read the thing i said

guy in a legal advice reddit wants to know how to get out of paying google the money he owes them after vibe coding one of his apps into running 40 times a second for several days straight, but says it's not his fault bc they should have stopped him by making it harder to use

jocky's ridge mini golf, nags head, north carolina, 1985

there's too much fucking shit on me

It used to be your various flavors of Ignatius Reillys were harmless local cranks but they can all talk to each other and compete amongst themselves

Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year

Quick question man, what the fuck does this mean

(trailer voiceover) this halloween, grass touches back

The only acceptable birthday cake piping in 2025

smh I hate a "I am from the medical ethics board, l have written authority from a judge, I demand access to inspect your laboratory immediately”type mf

This only happens to you once

if i had to see this today, so do you

this is truly an era of blather and balderdash. we are up to our eyeballs in claptrap and i for one have had just about my fill

“it’s over! i have the high ground!”

We are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t slam in the back of your dragula.

Beano #1304, July 15, 1967

Recently discovered a playlist on Apple Music called “Dad Rock Essentials” and it’s got all the bands I like. Guess I’m a childless dad. Love Bruce Springsteen, love The Strokes, love Wilco.

the correct plate for a sandwich is paper towel

What’s your opinion of this weird person: Porsche with disabled parking stickers, speeding, playing loud dance music at 11am

The lottery should have evil numbers they draw every time and if you had those numbers they steal all your money.

Hey siri best Robert altmans popeye quotes to use in a debate

Opening a Spirit Halloween where my heart used to be

JezzBall

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

That’ll liven up Wimbledon

We're so back

no matter what photo you look at for jd vance, he will always look like the younger brother that you give the unplugged second controller

I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven

Popular Recurring Comic Strip Character High Concept Jimothy

My parking garage hack: in most situations, what floor you're on doesn't matter, what matters is your proximity to the elevator. So instead of fighting for spots in the first few floors, just keep going to an emptier floor and park right by the elevator. Thank you for your attention on this matter

I’m in a parasocial relationship with an influencer I follow but you don’t know them they post on a different app

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

i love computer so much and every day i grow more distressed about what they are doing to it

Garfspeed You! Black Mondays

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

Art by • lan Miller

The Addams Family is over. The New Addams Family struggles to be born. Now is the time of Munsters

the only lesson to learned from the Coldplay Canoodlers is when you and your subordinate-cum-mistress are caught fondling one another on a fancam, do not dive out of frame. feign motorboating her and bury your face in her presumably ample bosom

the first of us

this guy went from twentysomething virgin to "older than doug flutie" in like 5 years, conservatism's streak of wrong-grailing its biggest crybabies remains unbeaten

There should be a second Bluesky for people with no sense of humor.

From X CEO to Ex CEO: the Linda Yaccarino Story