www.pcgamer.com/games/surviv... Acts of genius like this deserve some sort of government recognition.

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

Now everyone is (rightly) all aerated about the nudity AI shit on X, can we please do something to stop the Pervert Glasses that will soon be in wide circulation?

Yeeeaaaaahh that's what I'm sayin

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

Guys like this think having 100 guns makes them a one-man army, when in actuality it makes them a one-guard weapons cache.

Today, I'm reminded of a very sad fact. No one born after 1935 has been on the moon.

#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt #caturday #Humor #Thaksgiving #Turkey

thinking of her today

Unless you live on your own there's really no excuse for not having a dishwasher. And if you still insist that washing up by hand is in some way better you are a fool. It's like having a suitcase without wheels.

Mamdani looking down on Trump like you’d watch a dog try to open a locked door with their paws

Best literary analysis ever

Old Soviet joke: Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three? One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

SWITCH TO TIDAL TODAY YOU CAN TRANSFER YOUR PLAYLISTS WITH THE LINK BELOW IT IS EASY, THE SOUND QUALITY IS BETTER, THEY HAVE MUSIC VIDEOS, AND THERE'S NO GESTAPO ADS tidal.com/transfer-music

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

We're struggling to do anything but watch this video of the newly discovered bumpy snailfish today.

[half listening] omg that's crazy, your honor

the hilarious thing about that latest trump tweet that everyone's properly dunking on is, that guy has probably never been in a museum, outside of some special gala event or party, in his entire life. he has no idea what's in museums!

I dunno, is all lower-case (like the original tagline) better? i capitalized the Y because i didn't think i wanted any descenders in the tagline, but... idk? this sucks less than i thought it would?

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

1939

Move over, Hemingway

シロチ大爆発 #モフ曜日　 #シロチドリ　 #birds

EACH RICH PERSON MUST SPIN THE DIAL OF DESTINY

get sandal and freya to 30k followers, you cowards

A very shy fledgling Wilson’s warbler #birds

I spit out my drink infotel.ca/newsitem/mam...

Seeing Linda Yaccarino leave the X offices:

A big River Side Casino welcome to our new golf course beer cart driver, Linda Yaccarino.

Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Reacher, the single largest grizzly bear I have ever seen. He's standing in almost 2 foot tall sedge 'grass'!! Named after the 6'5" 250 lb tv character Jack Reacher.

How the fuck did I miss this

Is that a Fleetwood Mac song?

OOF! @Pacificklaus captures this video of a CRAB occupying this urchin's ANAL BULB! youtu.be/yyGMrOXNn5Y?...

Valley Carpenter bees and their fun sexual dimorphism for #invertefest

In the mid-1980s, Charles Bronson delivered one of the hardest Earth Day PSAs ever seen by mankind.

“The president of the United States just pulled a pump and dump on me”

happy confederate surrender day to all

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

CANT LOSE MONEY IF YA DONT HAVE ANY - dashare.zone ADMIN

This!!

Thread. Anyone know this?

My daily team meetings are tedious and inane. To liven things up I've been fitting in and mispronouncing the phrase 'fact hunt' into each meeting at least once. Don't think I've been rumbled yet.

Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."

#Doves with jobs: Home builder