All I want for Christmas is the control of the means of production for the working class.

The two types of quizzical response to this, "WTF is happening?" and "Are we counting Captain as EP or mini album?".

a billionaire who sees undermining political sovereignty as an alternative to paying a relatively minor fine is a problem that will have to be dealt with eventually

'You will be visited by three spirits'

Scotland’s First Minister addresses the nation

It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.

Dragon mode. #ProofOfCat

"The Labour party"

My grandad was a historian of James Bond. www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_9d...

That's how it was, kids

"Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Alice in Chains or Soundgarden" Come on. I could post a dozen without even thinking hard about it. I could name several from 1997 alone.

Elon Musk is once again inciting violence on British streets because the government has taught him there are literally no consequences for doing so. They even carry on using his far-right social network to promote government policy as he does it. The absence of backbone is *astounding*.

Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.

stop thinking right now

When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

Sleepy croissant #ProofOfCat

This is beta mindset, Gareth. Your spouse is your co-worker. Your parents are your boss. Your kids are employees. The only relationship you should get "emotionally attached to" is the one you have with that AI chatbot who loves you because of the new branch of physics you've invented together.

Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal

Sneaking into the rapture to fight god

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Reject Fascism. Embrace Capybara. #art #capybara #antifascist

[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that

TEXT IT US Movement of Jah info

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now

Always a pleasure when a Silly Little Guy request is so firmly in my wheelhouse. Capybassplayer for @daveychorr.bsky.social

Due to an unexpected council tax bill I am opening up ten slots for Silly Little Guys. DM me to secure a slot! Usual rules apply: ⭐️ £25 each ⭐️ No portraits ⭐️ Just simple, silly stuff.

Studio Apartment Available: - Pet-friendly - Located next to bridge - No strings attached

Ai might not be able to suffer but billionaires can so let's focus our efforts there.

leftist ska band sending their trombone player to infiltrate FBI headquarters because he’s got the nicest suit but he keeps almost getting caught because of the trombone

I’ve mulled over posting this for months now. But yesterday it came to a head. And I’m aware that the people who need to see it will either not be here, or will suggest that I’m lying. I live near an asylum hotel. The reason I didn’t post earlier is that I didn’t want to raise undue attention

We are all Butter Chicken Guy

👨‍💼 St Mirren Football Club is delighted to announce that manager Stephen Robinson has agreed a new contract that will keep him at the club until summer 2028. We can confirm that Assistant Manager Brian Kerr has also agreed a new contract alongside the manager.

Someone once called me dismissive and judgmental. Thats ridiculous, what an idiot

I'm still groggy as fuck and it's lunchtime ffs

Feel so cheated when I go to bed at a reasonable time, get a good night's sleep, then wake up feeling as though I crawled into bed at 4am after a 3-day bender.

Fuck Harry Potter Go read Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. It has wizards in a rich fantasy setting with, tons of humor & heart. It challenges racism & phobic ideologies while being truly inclusive. I recommend starting with "Guards! Guards!" and continuing through the City Watch series.

Did a new one

This makes me very happy indeed.

Why billionaires are funding the far right

One of the interesting things in psychology is that once a person does a bad thing it becomes easier, and easier to do the bad thing. It's the initial doing of the bad thing that is the hardest part, breaking a social norm, crossing that rubicon. And the primary reason for that is normalization

Disintegration. No wait - In Rainbows. Daydream Nation. Endtroducing. DSOTM Fuck

no it wasn’t and no it didn’t