Labour can't remember the lyrics to QOTSA songs, huh?

A DS9 video game would be easy to make and sell, just reskin The Sims and give the player a long list of bad things they can do to Chief O'Brien.

My GCSE English class collectively bullied our teacher into watching The Muppets Christmas Carol in class and she thanked us afterwards cos she hadn't seen it and didn't realise it was about 95% accurate to the book.

*posts 90% of the script of Portrait Of A Lady On Fire*

I flatter myself that I’m a responsible person with inner strength and self-discipline, but I also know that if I were admitted into a fizzy sweets factory I would be dead within the hour.

The only problem with all the Wuthering Heights discourse is it keeps forcing me to see bad takes on Saltburn by people who think they're virtuous but actually believe all Scousers are noble savages trapped in poverty.

Went for my biannual asthma update and I'm not saying the NHS is panicking, but the conversation went: Nurse: "How's the asthma?" Me' "Fine, brown inhaler is good." Nurse: "Good. Can I offer you an MMR jab? Please. It would be very helpful if you could have one."

Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance. I Will Not Grow The Third Set.

When I worked at a bookies, the deputy manager told us that the roughest branch she'd either in was in Wolverhampton. She said they had to smear vaseline on the toilet cistern to stop people snorting coke off it, and one time someone came to the counter to complain his cocaine had melted.

I'm tired of things costing money, I need things to cost cat hair

There's a group of famous season ticket holders who the United fan base have given the self-explanatory nickname 'the Old Trafford Sikhs'. One of the family apparently was at the 1968 European Cup Final. Radcliffe doesn't understand United even a fraction as much as those guys.

Doubles luge? Oh, you mean seated rivalry?

Post a banger which isn't in English. youtu.be/GqNTdNCU2y8?...

If all cyclists have to wear hi viz then surely all cars should be bright colours and not black or grey or even dark blue?

'Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God)' - K8 Bush 'Let's Make Love (And Listen To Death From Above)' - CSS 'Your Love Alone Is Not Enough' - Manics 'Lay All Your Love On Me' - ABBA 'I Know Where You Live pt2' - Those Dancing Days 'So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings' - Caroline Polachek

Never mind jobs you had, tell me five (or rather: five of the) classes you took at university. 1) Ireland 1600-1950 (tragic) 2) Russia 1870-1989 (tragic) 3) Latin American history (tragic) 4) Pre-revolutionary France (tragic) 5) Politics and society in Long c18th Britain (gotta have some levity)

Half the replies are criticising a culture where people work too long and the other half are pointing out that grindcore is a music genre where the songs are very short, it's beautiful.

Honestly, not surprised that professional rightwing talking head guys cannot or will not conceive of a woman having fight as her default reaction. They're not just cowards, their entire worldview rests on women being meek and mild (like Ilhan, I'm definitely in the 'punch a bitch' category).

It’s not enough to touch grass, I need to eat grass so I can throw up a fur ball

I'm fairly sure he's just doing it to try and ruin Gianni Infantino's day but it is everyone's moral duty to try and ruin Gianni Infantino's day, so...

Today's 'Hell Yeah': learned that Delroy Lindo is a Manchester United fan.

An IRL friend made a post here a month ago which went viral and now I've seen it again as the quoted post in another post that's gone viral, and both posts are bashing genAI, don't tell me this place doesn't have the juice.

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

Ka-POW, it's heresy time! Rounding off our Space Marine mini-series, this episode we whip through the various flavours of traitor legions - the bad guys the Emperor doesn't like (instead of the bad guys he does). Featuring special guest, Dan! www.buzzsprout.com/2521992/epis...

In EU occupied America both "corned beef" and "St Patty" will be banned on 17th March*. *Yes, we will also be putting your dates in a coherent order.

The Camp Freedom Falls conversation in episode 4 is utterly essential to the series because it simultaneously explains both why Carol is resisting the Plurbs and why she's like that. That people can watch that and still view Carol in moral absolutes is ridiculous.

A thread of films I watched in 2026 cos sure, why not?

Happy 25th birthday to @wikipedia.org What a babe you are.

In Birmingham it is still Christmas 2024.

Once again politicians overlook what the North really needs (a fourth Warrington).

I sprang a quiz question on my gf last night and the answer was Zoe Saldaña, so when she asked for a clue I said "Is in a huge franchise film that's out right now". Let me tell you, she did NOT remember there's an Avatar film out now.

Surprisingly big month for movies about grieving women with an interest in falconry.

I've been running a DnD 5e game since May 2020, and the last six months I've really struggled with running encounters now they are level 12. This is a known issue with DnD that it can become too much for DMs who aren't very tactically minded and I'm definitely one of them.

Sports I like to watch, in order of how much I like watching them: 1. Pole vault 2. Women's football 3. Skeleton 4. Men's football 5. The Madison 6. All other track cycling 7. Rugby Union 8. Speed skating 9. Sprinting (100, 200 and 400m plus their relays) 10. Speed climbing

Happy new year (kind of, been a rough one so far huh). COME CELEBRATE by listening to El and Holly talk about Holly's first big-girl game. Available on all the podcast places, or directly below. www.buzzsprout.com/2521992/epis...

If your drug-dealing pres be Honduran, We’ll give that criminal a pardon But if you’re the head of Venezuela Trump will send in troops to jail ya

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hello, I'm a gloopy pile of newborn baby poop and, horrifyingly, I'm in a pair of lungs not a bowel. Enjoy.

Great, now I have four jobs (damn multi-protag books)! Actress Sex worker Robot mechanic Schoolgirl Yakuza heiress

I've seen estimates for the number of people in the UK who are eligible for Irish citizenship (born in NI, Irish citizen parent or grandparent) which are as high as 8-10% of the entire population. And yes, the Begum decision was the decision of a cowardly country not taking responsibility.

Truly a bold move for Bolly to release a letter this week ensuring his son's presidential run: "Behold my ability to contact every disease and illness know to humankind, vote for my son who may also possess this capacity for medical misfortune".

Our Christmas Eve film? Tangerine (2015). Go to bed stressed!

Gf just told me that "the bad man from Strictly" (TS) has been ditched by his agent, and this is more fuel to my theory that he's going through a ChatGPT psychosis.

@chucktingle.bsky.social I just finished reading Bury Your Gays and I really enjoyed it! Thank you for writing this and putting it out into the world. Just a series of really interesting and clever ideas, and the grey [redacted] at the end is the best use of that image/trope I've seen in fiction.

Can confirm, definitely #caturday

I spend one (1) year trying to read my to-be-read pile and not buying new books, and the nonfiction sector collapses! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll buy the precious nonfiction books in 2026, I'll find the space for storage, just don't stop publishing them!

A very important lesson in this article (reporter Katherine Long is the Sarah Connor of our time).

yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.

I wil never take ozempic, because what if the time finally comes to eat the rich and I have no appetite?