🚨 BREAKING: The government has tabled their plan to restrict repeat protests. Demonstrations could now banned based on the 'cumulative disruption' that previous protests have caused in the area - regardless of if they have been organised by the same people or not. This is worse than we feared.

40 years without a proper job. Takes some doing. beyondthejoke.co.uk/content/1679...

I turn 40 in stand up years on 19th Nov. 19th Nov 1985 my first circuit gig at a pub in Putney. 40 years later I mark the passing of time performing at Medical Aid for Palestinians benefit. Hope you can join me. It is an amazing line up. SALUT! london.thecomedystore.co.uk/event/stand-...

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Anyone near to London on the 8th Nov. Western Sahara Campaign demonstration in front of the Embassy of Morocco on the 8th of November time 13:00 Calling on end of occupation!

deployed with aplomb x

So Kingston’s lack of treats has resulted in this!

My personal twist on tonight’s celebrations, Trick or Tripe, have not gone down well.

Charity shop find. Tempted but I have two copies of this already, still cheers the cockles with the prospect of playing this in 8 weeks time.

Oh Scarborough even your chippies are iconic!

The re-enactment of the scene in Where Eagles Dare, when the cable cars pass each other, as performed by Scarborough funicular railway.

My mate is in this reckons it’s great.

Lovely to join my all time comedy hero. audioboom.com/posts/879564...

Proud to have been asked to do this. Amazing day. ✊

Say ‘politics is unbearably awful and predictable’ without saying ‘politics is unbearably awful and predictable’… I’ll start… “The Tony Blair Institute has issued a report.”

Standing up for refugee rights! (Pt.1) Meet 4 brilliant acts for our Nae Borders night at @gleeclubglasgow.bsky.social 🎤 Host - Mark Nelson 🌟 Chris Macarthur-Boyd 🌟 Mhairi Black 🌟 Kim Blythe 🎫 Fewer than 100 tickets left! Join us for the comedy highlight of the year! 🤩 booking.glee.co.uk/22899

Top fella is that James!

Tech rehearsal for Ordinary Decent Criminal in Canterbury tonight! Looking well ‘ucking moody.

This is going to be a really great event. Come along. 👇

This Friday this is on. Do come along if you can. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/surviving-...

Trump university. Trump casino. Trump peace.

Bring Reform into disrepute!?! I shudder to think. What could they have done, told the truth, been pleasant to someone who might look ‘foreign’, admit they are incompetent?

Fair play he doesn’t go to work wearing his ‘I’m a Tory Cunt’ shirt.

Delight chatting with James x

Decades after the Heysel and Hillsborough disasters, can politicians please not second-guess expert safety assessments for football stadiums. Thank you. An Aston Villa fan.

The god of charity shopping shone down today. A joyous and unexpected find of the brilliant Michel Petrucciani.

🚨BREAKING -- Huda Ammori has been granted the right to appeal the proscription of Palestine Action via judicial review. The Home Office tried to challenge the decision to grant Ammori a judicial review, and was struck down today by the Court of Appeal.

Perfect timing, perfect quote. @keithbeard.bsky.social

Asked by @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social to plug his show at Old Market in Hove when I was onstage there tonight. I said I would find a way to plug it Even tho’ my show is a play. So if you are in the audience tonight please come to Boothby’s show. If you are not in the audience please ignore this.

The surge in Green Party membership, the coverage Zack has had and taking the fight to Reform has been … well…and I am not overly familiar with this feeling…but…hopeful.

I fucking love the Portland Frogs

This is happening👇 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/celebrate-...

So farewell and thank you to Plymouth Theatre Royal! And thank you to the wonderful audiences too x

Seems the evening to play this. m.youtube.com/watch?v=9FAV...

So so sad

Flu jabbed up!

“You’re banned, you can’t chant that, you’re nicked for holding a sign, you’re kids are poorer, you’re colder, you have to have an ID card and the racists have legitimate concerns in our island of strangers… now vote for us or Farage wins.”

love this!

Labour wages war on our freedoms, they only support protest rights when protests are non threatening to the state. tribunemag.co.uk/2025/10/labo...

If Starmer wants to ban inflammatory chants I suggest he start with ‘Vote Labour’

it is easier to avoid feeling shame and humiliation if no one sees or cares what you do. Which is why Kemi Badenoch is still talking.

This week! @damedenisemina.bsky.social in conversation at The Stand in Glasgow (opposite Kelvinbridge Subway), Thursday Oct 9, 2.30pm. We’ll chat about Scottish novels, records, films - and Denise’s brilliant books… More info / tickets here! www.akickupthearts.org/live-events/...

Just saw this in Exeter, highly recommended... and it's on again tomorrow night.

When I was 12 nanny gave me a “wank rag”…

Given the number of people at Tory Party conference any speech there is not so much a public performance as more an open rehearsal.

Free stickers suitable for flag-bearing lampposts. Send a large A4 envelope with a 1st class large stamp to me at Bragg Office, PO Box 6830 Bridport DT6 9BH and I’ll send you a sheet. #ReclaimtheFlag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧

Robert Jenrick tried to help porn baron and ex Express owner avoid millions in tax on housing deal, discussed at Tory party fund raiser, he admitted he had acted illegally. So if you are a racist and you like your fellow racists to be bent, grifting incompetents then Jenrick is your man.