This message is for Eileen Gu only. No one else read this it is private: I would like to buy you French Fries and Pizza.

i like my asses like i like my peanut butter; super chunky and all natural.

A South Korean court on Thursday sentenced former President Yoon Suk Yeol to life imprisonment after finding him guilty of leading an insurrection when he briefly imposed martial law in 2024. Here’s what to know: nyti.ms/46jedjI

if you are trying to steal a car and the alarm goes off you can just snooze it and then you have nine more minutes

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Let us speak in praise of the glory of the humble afternoon nap. Refreshing, reinvigorating, and restorative.

i don't wanna hold in this bitterness for the rest of the day so i'm gunna rant to strangers on the internet.

Elimination of emissions standards was one of the pretty clear policy stakes of the 2024 election and it received about 1% as much coverage as whether Tim Walz retiring from the national guard after 21 years was cowardly.

Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS

It's crazy how all the presidents have the same birthday

Same old Arsenal, scoring goals for fun

some of my thoughts are better left unsaid prolly Ima say ‘em anyway

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Wake up babe…new 30 - 50 feral hogs just dropped

memory foam is satanic. furniture should not have the power to reminisce

I'm not sure what constitutes a foul in this match. Kinda wishy washy with the calls and whatnot.

This is tough for me to admit, but I never took trips to Florida to order the hors d'oeuvres.

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis

i've said it before and i'll say it again: good morning :)

My homies is down so don't arouse my anger, fool

Nobel Cheese Fries

hang on i have an idea (drags couch into the shower)

I just don't care for Brazil nuts. Nor walnuts. Both should be excluded from nut mixes. No point in them but to make me mad about chewing something awful.

Every day you have to think of things to eat, it never stops

Staying up late as an adult is just letting the dumbest version of yourself make decisions that will ruin the smartest version of yourself

time to push my rock up this hill again

The drone on a luge run is awesome

Apple juice never tastes cold

If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob

I can’t believe in god because I’m on the other side of my 30’s and I like to skateboard.

Cool Hand Lukewarm Steve Austin

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

honestly just add a gun to every sport. ski jump: hit a target mid air skeleton: shoot targets while going 80mph slalom: shoot the flags curling: shoot targets while you wait your turn

i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on

Not to sound overly hyped but I quite enjoyed that Arsenal victory.

@poorlydrawnarsenal.com do the Gyö celebration while lying down after his second goal

So good from Big Vic to maintain composure as he's falling to hit it so well. Great goal. Good vision from Leo and Kai in the build up

Zuuuubbbiiiiiiiiiii

I've seen that given as red, just saying

What's with the Sunderland "W88" as their kit sponsor? Didn't it used to say "Hand Job 88"?

ain’t got shit to say but i’ll still force it to feel included

Killing a mocking bird sounds super easy tbh I dont think I need to read an entire book about it

Met a 5yo named Rhonda and she's already up to 2½ packs of cigarettes a day

butter can be a lipstick no one can stop you

Something you should know about me is that there are several species of bird that each time I see, it’s like it’s the first time, & bald eagles are one of those. I saw FOUR of them along the Ohio River today, all within a few miles of each other. I was able to pull over to take these of one of them.

holy shit

IDK how to explain it but $25 + free shipping is better than $20 + $5 shipping

Listening to Radiohead and eating soup