Festive veneers

OOOOh no, it doesn't work! IIIIIIIIIII finally got it to work!

how much salami do you guys think one person can eat

Everyone is understandably sharing the Miller quote, but I found this response from photographer Christopher Anderson to be notable, too.

"you don't have to post every thing you think" ok but i *can*

Honestly very surprised there was no shot at Josiah Bartlet tonight

my mother when she uses facetime

every errand is a fool's errand if you do it right

andor spinoff called ifthen

For anyone worried AI will replace all of us. Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986” I dare you to find 10 things that are right.

I wrote about NYT, CNN, and ABC’s casual acceptance that US dictates and Trump’s arbitrary use of American violence against Venezuela is somehow a form of “international” law. It’s not, and US media should stop implying and/or outright lying that it is.

NEW: Jack Smith told lawmakers he developed "proof beyond a reasonable doubt” that Trump engaged in a “criminal scheme” to overturn his election loss. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Going through some old pics of your mom

LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency? CARR: I think th--- L: Yes or no C: There's a test for this in the la--- L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question C: The FCC is not L: So is your website lying? C: Possibly

Going to a peaceful protest, holding up a sign that reads "IF YOU ARREST ME I'LL CUM"

As a person who has been studying extreme far right ideologies for the last decade (and did a PhD on immigration) I find the entrance of “remigration” into the mainstream American political lexicon so profoundly disturbing

i keep my opinions in the trenches so i never have to die on a hill

Air fryer stays on during sex

Btw if I see kids who are homeschooled I assume it's because they're in an as-yet unidentified cult.

From the new issue: Meet the scientists (and a very good dog named Eba) rushing to save southern resident killer whales off the coast of Washington State

No no, I'm very fond of having multiple bouts of "adult tummy troubles" (negative) before noon.

dude i have no idea what online clout is i just want to come here and be stupid

Breaking: Trump’s Chief of Staff Susie Wiles on the Epstein Files: “[Trump] is in the file. And we know he’s in the file... [He] was on [Epstein’s] plane... He’s on the manifest.”

"We're gonna bring costs down on Day 1!" "Actually, it's gonna take about a year and a half" ass comment

HARDER baby! Hit me harder with that fuckin shovel

This probably looks insane to a normal person, but this kind of pattern happens frequently for me Wordle 1,641 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Dave & Busters? I hardly Dave & Know hers!

Have you cleaned the lint from under your toenails today. I hope so. Daddy's hungry

Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws. n.pr/48UTa7g

MU vs BOU match is absolutely cracked

The 'good job of it with Charlie' was when the dude was walked into the police station by his family.

it's not my job to combat the dangerousness of the right, my job is paperwork and a little data entry

An ICE vehicle was recorded hitting a protester in Minneapolis on Dec. 9. Literally drove right into them. Other agents then jumped out of their car and pepper-sprayed protesters. Trump's America.

I call this "The Lying Screen"

karl urban karl rural

There are a lot of potential reasons - the important part is that his first instinct was to put the gun down

He is sovereign, but He is just

They asked Josh Allen "are you okay you were puking on the sidelines" and he's like: "oh yeah I throw up one or multiple times every single time I play football" ????

(6:30 PM) BRAIN AND BODY: it's probably almost midnight

penis grigio. cabuttnet. chardonass.

Don't mistake incompetence for accident. The degradation of your social media feed, the collapse of your news, the defunding of your school—it is all functional. They are happy to rule over the ashes, as long as they are the ones holding the match.

Go Birds 🦅

Me at the holiday party vs. my wife reacting to me at the holiday party…

Pregaming, but it's just bourbon in my coffee before I have to shovel. ☕️