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News: As you might have heard, our Judge and Scorekeeper, with a voice on loan to God, Bill Kurtis, is stepping down from “Wait Wait” at the end of May. chicago.suntimes.com/arts-and-cul...

When White House aides are leaking furiously to the media about how all this isn’t their fault if only someone had listened to them is that usually a sign that insiders are confident the policy is going well

I think Trump knows exactly what he's doing with the shoes, it's another humiliation thing. If it wasn't, they'd just rebuy the exact same Florsheim shoe in the right size and wear that. But they know he'd notice those aren't the clown shoes he gave them, so they can't do it.

I mean, what do you even do with this…?

although, let’s be honest, “didn’t do the homework” may be a far too charitable reading of the situation

this is Janet Kilpatrick, retiring councilwoman for New Castle County District 4 frankly, I cannot imagine admitting this in public, retiring or not

I fell asleep so I missed the rest of the game. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

*smirks in Philadelphian*

Except for the linguistic professors!

Please note that everyone in this story is a man.

This needs to be immortalized.

Kobe literally apologized to his accuser and acknowledged that "she feels she did not consent to this encounter"

An entire generation has been convinced online that Kobe Bryant was “found innocent,” and I cannot express how much that did not happen. His victim stopped cooperating with prosecutors because she was getting so much harassment, and he begged her to settle.

Italy did WHAT to the US at baseball? (any excuse for this gif)

It’s COVID all over again. He’s in a situation he can’t bullshit his way out of so all he can do is flail around and make things worse. Except this time the whole thing is his fault and literally all of his advisors are grifters and imbeciles

I feel like the Covid-19 pandemic, economic turmoil due to unnecessary global tariffs, and now multiple military conflicts started by the US—all happening within six years—is going to result in even more people experiencing depression and anxiety

Too late for a Ravioli4th inning?

The United States having to count on Aaron Nola to advance is a parable I think

*reflexively* tap mac

y’all neglected to tell me Sal Fasano is the team italy bullpen coach how do you expect me to root for the USA with these circumstances

Okay, Team Italy, why not?

Yup I touched on it here newjerseymonitor.com/2025/10/13/r...

a few were hanged down there in a mass hysteria

So many espresso beans, sacrificing their lives for Italian baseball.

I would say the Soprano memes don’t fit but a good chunk of the Italy team are Italian-Americans, which is how I found out that a bunch of Sicilians arrived in Baton Rouge instead of New York or Philadelphia to pick strawberries (Aaron Nola’s tie)

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do you ever think about this episode because I think about it all the time.

The Onion’s print ads are the best thing in the newspaper.

Okay, I’m officially downgrading my estimation of Grammarly from “useless crap” to “outright fraud”.

the genAI trifecta: theft, false advertising, and literally not doing the reading

wild stuff…

This whole thing is such a baffling product decision www.niemanlab.org/2026/03/a-lo...

“Instead of producing what looks like a generic critique from a nameless LLM,” Wired reported last week, Expert Review “lists a number of real academics and authors available to weigh in on your text. To be clear: Those people have nothing to do with this process.”🤬

So apparently grammarly stole my fuckin identity

We got photos and video of the Cybertruck that nearly barreled off an overpass while using full self driving. Lawsuit says Tesla is to blame because Musk has oversold the truck’s ability to drive itself www.404media.co/cybertruck-t...

as we approach the Oscars I need to state right up top that every time someone says “this is Timmy’s year” this is the Timmy I picture

The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

Stop the presses. We found someone even more stupid than the president.

Can't wait to hear about how they just need one more $5 donation and our votes to stop Trump's agenda though

“Now, Grammarly has finally addressed the backlash — but not by apologizing, and not by walking the feature back. For now, it will graciously give us the chance to opt-out of something we didn’t know it was doing to begin with.”

This sounds like somebody who grew up rich trying to imagine what poor people sound like. We know how cash money works FAR BETTER than you do. You might know systems like stocks & IRAs & bonds & trust funds, but we do know cash money. We know SNAP doesn’t buy EVERYTHING at the grocery store.

follow up question for sergeant gripp: name the other businesses.

16 cops for a “routine” check for underage drinking? 🧐

well this is incredibly fucked up