Fuck you.

Every deep insight, every cunning turn of phrase, every moment of poetry that LLMs deliver was strip-mined from an actual human being who laid their heart bare in prose. So how do the best human writers stack up against their own plagiarized work?

Stuff like this is just designed to further normalize gAI use to write; to numb us to criticism; to humanize LLMs and dehumanize actual authors and artists: I detest this kind of bs

Pope Leo XIV’s Vatican newspaper is the only publication in the Western world to run the photograph of 150 Iranian girls' graves — killed in President Trump's military strikes — on its front page.

“Any concern teams have is more toward MiLBers. They're often less [conversant] in English–and don’t travel with the same privilege that MLBers do. Suárez said he knows of two who stayed in the US this offseason rather than [go home] to Venezuela, for fear they wouldn’t be allowed to return.”

Deeply satisfying and also very frustrating because I would give anything to be this cunty with such literary flair

1. Major news out of San Jose State University. The University has REJECTED Trump's demands to ban trans people from bathrooms, dorms, and other facilities. This comes after Trump threatened them for once having a trans student athlete. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Apparently Eugenio Suarez had his citizenship application taken off the books because he's Venezuelan and his response was "it is what it is."

Remember that time just under a year ago when Elon Musk's goons tried to steal a building? Marisa has been all over this for the entire time and took a ton of effort to force this footage into the public light. The least you can do is go scroll through her thread!

"Why doesn't she just call the cops?"

She called 911 seven times before he was arrested. 7 whole times and nobody decided to do something to protect her.

These guilty mfers were allegedly engaging in this kind of assault since they were teens. They also allegedly used coercive tactics to dissuade witnesses. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/n...

Did you know that if you disagree with a woman on the internet you can just denigrate regardless of how little you know about the subject in question.

Helluva way for the president to refer to dead soldiers — soldiers killed in a war he started. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Seasoned journalist here, bestsellers & glossies. Never made this much. Of course, I forgot “investments.” You know, the way us journalists all have successful restaurants and crypto portfolios on the side.

Also I would like to point out the "88%" dogwhistle, ensuring the relevant parts of his frothing post are seen by the intended parties

Pray for the satirists. There’s simply no way to out-absurd reality anymore

PSA if you’re thinking about sneaking down the shore: it’ll be a high of 52 in Avalon tomorrow.

As a former barista, I can tell you the kind of guy writing this piece was always infinitely more insufferable than people ordering lattes or whatever

Per @rooster.info the resignation of OSU President Ted Carter, is tied to an inappropriate relationship with a woman who had a fledgling podcast that billed itself as “connecting Military and Veterans to the future of Energy and Utilities using AI.”

Oh my God they're wearing ill fitting shoes because Trump bought them. That's amazing. He probably does a shoe check with everyone he bought shoes for to make sure they wear them every day

A dream.

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

Also … usually in my experience, the counter person gets my drip coffee when I do that, rather than putting me into the queue. In which case I’m not waiting for all the latte people anyway, I’m just getting my coffee when I’m rung up.

I also order regular coffee. If I get frustrated, I put it in the group chat, not into THE WASHINGTON POST. An op-ed page that has rejected my pitches when I still wrote for them - and now they've turn into this. Incredible.

Here’s a gift link; it is exactly what you think it is though. bsky.app/profile/cruf...

If being driven mad by somebody else’s coffee order is your little weirdsie that you need to make space for, that’s fine. You’re not alone. The answer is not to go to a specialty coffee place. I don’t like people squeaking balloons, but I’m not going to pretend they’re hurting society.

This is unbearably goofy. An order at the counter at McDonald’s has a good chance of being just as customized than a specialty coffee order. If you order a specific kind of burger, fries of a particular size, and a drink, you’re making as many specifications as “grande iced vanilla latte.”

is that good www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/u...

Tree pollen: "Count us in!"

Me: "I think I'll go sit outside." Three leaf blowers: "Us too!"

let grogu cuss

The guy who voices Master Chief from the video game "Halo," who was featured in a White House meme video showing missiles blowing people up in Iran, calls it "disgusting and juvenile war porn" wapo.st/3NhffGm

This is not true—driver’s licenses aren’t acceptable under the SAVE Act without additional proof of citizenship. The fact that they keep doing this sleight of hand should make clear that the SAVE Act is not something that “every American gets”

After an immigrant protection bill was vetoed, lawmakers rewrote it, aiming to get it signed into law. Immigrant advocates say it has been watered down. via @newjerseymonitor.com

Read their response to see what fucking ghouls these people are.

"For the next phase of my career, I look forward to some independence and finding new spaces to share my work in line with my personal goals." Another CBS News journalist leaving and talking about independence. Bit of a not-so-subtle hint at what's happening over there.

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

Wow, this sucks www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

I just sent this email to the news director at NBC4 Washington about the unprofessional and disrespectful way they handled publishing the body camera footage of the DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace that was obtained via my FOIA lawsuit:

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

as an aside, what's struck me in all the stories coming out about AI psychosis is how far it ripples. these systems aren't hurting one person at a time; they're destroying friendships and families, putting intense labor onto regular people who are not equipped to handle serious psychiatric episodes

What do you say to someone who believes their chatbot has unlocked the keys to the universe? I talked to mental health experts who are following the 'AI psychosis' issue closely to find out: www.404media.co/ai-psychosis...

Wonder how the guy in Prospect Heights with the Joe Biden Owes Me Gas Money bumper stickers is doing

By now there’s enough independent, third-party data analysis of AI’s impact (or apparent lack thereof) on the current job market that there’s no reason not to include some skepticism about the executive claim when you write it up.

they in white house chatrooms talking FEET

I decided to put on The Big Short. Why not.