This is simply the best song about a cat to ever exist. youtu.be/7T_KKiQiolk?...

-Notice News 1/ "YES: Mamdani's administration just funded New York City's first-ever pet food pantry program.

Dolly Parton’s message thanking Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce for their $2 million donation to her Imagination Library! “I'm blown away and overjoyed with that gratitude. Now, it's evident that you two have made giving back a key part of your lives.”

Now's the best time to talk about how Mitch McConnell is one of the most malignant figures in American history because you won't end up getting screenshotted and put in a Breitbart listicle for "disrespecting the dead" or whatever.

This is just normal now. Not that it is gonna happen, but if somehow we get another president that doesn’t do this, it will seem weird.

I swear, "a pope from Chicago excommunicates a Nazi-adjacent sect" is like a cut scene from The Blues Brothers

They gotta a make a poster of this

If you’re not old I’m happy to let you know there’s a term for this phenomenon on the internet that has existed roughly since 1993-1994 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal...

Honestly, I thought this song was closer to 20 years old.

Describe the economy in a single sentence

Did you hear about the DC July 4 fireworks show? It promises 850,000 fireworks in 40 minutes. That's 354 per second. You'll miss up to 142 of them every time you blink. For your edutainment, I proudly present the nerdiest thing you will read about this dangerously absurd / absurdly dangerous event.

The green in the Mt Dew logo is PMS 3537 for those curious.

This is just negligence.

Duke Cannon is coming out with a line of Mt Dew scented body products. Good lord.

Thanks signing away our digital privacy and forcing backdoors that hackers can use into all of our devices! Oh and forcing us into an AI panopticon NOBODY FUCKING WANTS! But hey now we know what all these data centers are actually going to be used for!

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

I'm so glad we installed solar 4 years ago.

AL has always been one of us

My father-in-law texted me back after I told him I fixed his watch, asking me to let him know what he owes me. My dawg, this was the only watch you wore for like 20 years. You let me marry your daughter. You cook burgers for me when we all get together. No. Just wear the watch.

The one bright point of today, aside from Taco Bell and alcohol, was that as I was hitting the on-ramp for I-94, I got to see 3 coyote pups and one of their parents. I love danger puppies. So cute and scrungly.

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head

Tonight was one of the worst and most frustrating nights I had at work in months. I've decided to fix this with a shower, Cutwater Margaritas and a Party Pack of Taco Bell.

Okay, I'll go, but just so you know, Uhura ordering me around isn't making me less gay

#SHEWeekend promo loading,,,

Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!

Socialism for the wealthy, feudalism for everyone else.

Tearing up watching Aesop Rock's Rings video. I miss when I could use my right hand without pain to make art. youtu.be/npcGql9Ir6Y?...

Some interesting branding down the street from me right now

Pieces of long-lost Louis Sullivan building revealed on Chicago’s south lakefront (gift link)

Birthwrong Citizenship Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social

if Leo actually does formally excommunicate the heretic bishops of the Society of St. Pius X (medieval-ass sentence lmao) on July 1, he will be EXPLICITLY saying that the Vatican II denial caucus are no longer considered Catholic and that is going to be, as the people say, a spicy meatball

Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.

Aesop Rock: None Shall Pass Skelethon The Impossible Kid Pearl Jam: Ten Vs Vitology Ghost: Prequelle Impera Skeletá NIN: Pretty Hate Machine The Downward Spiral The Fragile Prince: 1999 Purple Rain Around the World In A Day

Tylenol all day, all night.

I wasn't prepared for how small the screws were for the strap across the 5M62-0BL0 Kinetic capacitor were. If I want to fix more watches, I'm going to need a better kind of magnifying what I see than a simple jeweler's loupe. Buy, my father-in-law's watch is working again!

Still time to lobby against this trainwreck of surveliance state policing that will break things. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

Heads up for Chicago trans/NB ppl! Love this.

Damn, posted on September 9th, too

The next Dem president should take full advantage of this and fire every single Republican appointee

So, for people who have gotten content strikes via the Bluesky moderation team, do they not send you the example or copy of whatever post was found in violation, or...? I just got a vague email that I did a bad post.

These people are performing for grass.