The older I get, in contrast to what my mother would tell me, the further left I go. I'm at the "chucking landlords out of helicopters" and "executing tyrants" phase. Keep going. I'll keep sliding left.

Oh, dang. The whole "union" is bullshit and full of racist fucks. Sounds like we should stop allocating 75%nof our budget to them. Fuck the police.

Tobias was right that the good Kennedy's got shot.

Lar Von Trier's Sleeping Beauty

Claigula Blues Brothers 9 to 5 Motel Hell Friday the 13th Airplane! Stalker Where the Buffalo Roam Stir Crazy Flash Gordon Caddyshack Prom Night The Shining Don't make me choose.

I realized what bugs me about Trump's appointees this term (beyond their outright naziism obviously). It's their small-time venality and vanity. They're like the 26 year-old tech sales guy who made $400k last year and got promoted to "Regional VP" and started wearing bespoke suits to meetings.

Suddenly have an idea for an awesome road trip movie

Rolling Stone is publishing pro-war advertorials by an Israeli government agent now:

Mucinex D and Monster. A winning combination.

Today's Loaf, in a position I do not understand.

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You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD. You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it. I've made my calls today. You need to.

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

Iran: America is the Great Satan. America: I'll show you! *becomes the Great Satan*

Current mood. youtu.be/ZNGhOskiPng?...

Man what

Screaming

Unforgiven II as a song is one of the most depressingly hollow attempts of a band to recapture any of their last gasps of relevance.

If you can provide $3k checks for the entire middle class of America by taxing 900 people a little more, not only should you do it, but you should take it as a signal that your monetary system is broken

Oh hey! It's my current home town's goofy joke, that I unironically use daily. Anyways... youtu.be/0H3ZfMDtzAk?...

Oh, my drive home should be fun.

“I’ve asked God to forgive me, which he has.” God could not be reached for comment.

It will never not blow my mind that I’m a YouTuber who won’t accept money from, like Better Help or whatever bc I find it unethical and meanwhile all these multimillionaire Oscar winners are doing spots for online gambling and TurboTax. Like bro how much coke do you need

lol nice

One encouraging theme in last night's NC primaries is the simple fact that being pro-trans is now like being anti-ICE among Dem voters: to them, it means you're a fighter, it means you're not giving into Trump. That's a really, really good sign.

Thirteen years ago, a handful of us fought like hell to protect a book that humanized Iran. Jarrett Dapier and AJ Dungo tell an urgent story beautifully.

I am basically Nostradamus

This isn't a knock on the quality of the cover-up, those are always tricky, but replacing JESUS OF NAZARETH with SHREDDER OF THE FOOT CLAN is the funniest god damn thing

tramampoline! trambapoline!!

I made this to express my feelings

Happy snoozes for #AardvarkWeek 💤 Our sweet girl Tilli is off on a dreamland adventure, and yes, that little tongue is still hard at work! 💕 Even in her sleep, it looks like she’s slurping up imaginary termites.

singal, newsom etc are going to drag the party down to the level of antivax maga morons if this continues. If you're a pro-science person you need to be so much louder about trans rights, today

Can she get any more round? Does she think she's a shrimp?

How to win in November

Happy 188th birthday, Chicago

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

Pretty sure this will get me off their list.

Switching from Humalog to Novalog in the pump tonight. Been a while since I had to do this. Think I have it set up right.

Twilight Zone premise

In MN, real contractors' vehicles in some fields (plumbing, electrical, some others) will have the name and license number in contrasting color with characters 3+ inches high on each side. Lic no. can be validated on DOLI's web site.

Spirit Halloween waits for no one.

I never pass up an opportunity to share this story of Robert Smith bullying Morrissey

Yea. Give Elon your financial information.

"Brass Mony" b/w "Rebel Yell (Hey Ladies)"