Me when kongchu starts up (Congratulations by Day6)

I was inspired by a comic to make a dumbass Stray Kids meme

can somebody just do it already

Yesterday I said the words "here's how I'd seduce Mr. Peanut," and I wish I was lying when I said my wife looked for the first time like she might actually consider divorce

And, importantly, your pie chart may not look the same all the time! (Please note I read this as same gender/other genders, regardless of bi or pan label)

They scream “only two genders exist!!” But every soul shines in its own irreplaceable color 🌈✨ No matter how loud the hate gets, Chiitan will keep waving this flag until everyone can sparkle as themselves🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Music producers (any genre, professional, hobbyist, etc.): I need your best process tips for beginners when it comes to recording, DAWs, and mixing! I've done all of the above by flailing, so please assume I am dumb. Also taking recs for mics (any price), etc. See reply for what I have. 🧵

Me trying to craft a really great post and realizing it's all a facade for my ever-present shame and self-hatred and Peggy Hill is not coming to save me

I’m rooting for you! お仕事頑張っている人を応援しますっ‪☆

Behold the snake.

Uhhhhh did anybody else's Spotify just open on its own to start playing BTS live??? I was lying down not even touching my phone. I don't even follow BTS.

Something a little different for today's micro-vlog! ⚠️ Do not watch if you are the fandom cringe police and don't want to see a simp collection youtube.com/shorts/t5zT-...

My brain at all times, with unrelated ideas mixing absurdly

The best part is that "coordination" isn't there; murmurations likely happen because birds are following each other without a clear logic or leader, so they end up in these twisting, aimless blobs of instinctual movement. If anything, it's a visual depiction of the beauty that is chaos.

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Chiitan liked my post and The Onion now officially owns Infowars. This is the best day of my life. www.theonion.info

Friend and I decided to set up the Bisexual Spinal Care Fund for all who have been harmed by instinctual bizarre sitting positions. Realizing the motto "let our orthopedic specialists straighten you out" isn't quite hitting the way I want it to

Enjoyers are like “oh now this I like”

"Wat dis? For Iroh??"

That Gun-il visual, though... Unreal

I want this to be my yard

Happy 4/20! Cannabis products don't sit well in my system, so y'all can partake and I'll just skip right to the munchies part.

Trying to decide what I want to request for a character art commission and this image is really calling to me

Everybody in the comments really is missing the points of technology, proof of concept, and public demos/tests... we're fucking cooked.

New song!! "The Lambs Are Silent" ft. @judypancoast.bsky.social. A Silence of the Lambs tribute parody! This one was so much fun to do! Let me know what you think! www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKss...

Who'd ever have thought that learning about my fearful-avoidant attachment style would be a trigger for it. Certainly not I. Surely was not an obvious risk.

You knew this was coming. 🤣

Seeking platonic friend who will parallel game with me while I put on the dumbass movies my wife doesn't appreciate enough (Harold & Kumar and Star Trek 2009 are non-negotiable)

Still losing my shit over this

At its best, poetry is a stronger weapon than even the sharpest blade. A well placed word could cut easily through a smallminded creature like a frog. Or poetry could smash a frog like a big book. Especially my new collection, that has a bread knife sticking out between the pages, for killing frogs.

do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

I wanted to post my fit, but that selfie angle really doesn't capture just how wide these pants are (also my head looks tiny on my body in the full shots, so that's depressing).👌

Working from the local coffee shop, listening to music. Me (in my head): "I'm getting SO MUCH DAY6 on this playlist today!!! ...oh wait, it's just my Day6 playlist. HELL YEAH, DAY6 PLAYLIST!!!!" I'm very easy to please.

A terrible photo from my favorite coffee place

I talk shit about Chicago and about Catholics, but damn if Pope Leo isn't my hero lately

I made myself a breakfast burrito that is truly transcendent. I can't express how wonderful it is to be able to eat a greater variety of foods again.

Lunch was so good today👌 youtube.com/shorts/ARGn-...

The artificer laughed when I bought the amulet of +3 Resistance to E-mail but I've already dodged two meetings and one after-hours social function

My pineapple has yet to attract interest, but I think I figured out the problem with the scene here: there are kinda no couples except two senior citizens. And I really, really hope they're not involved.

I acquired golden pineapple decor in Starsand Island and knew immediately what must be done.

Watching #SKYKING. I knew a bit of this story, as many do, but wow, this is emotional and powerful. I've been bawling for a while now, but the robin imagery at around 1:05:00 and then the telling of that special moment (won't spoil it)... My heart left my body and became crying incarnate.

Forgot to post the video I took at the shore of Lake Michigan before the second concert. There were some fabulous waves (not captured here, sadly). 🌊

Spent all of 10 seconds pondering what to do now that I have more free time again on Wednesday nights. The answer is video games. It's always, always video games.

Wife snagged the (cardboard, disposable) reserved sign from our restaurant table for the cat tree. Iroh seemed pleased we saved his place. Then he loafed and knocked the sign down.

You ever felt like you were close with a friend, only to find out they felt unwanted in the group? I feel like I should have done more, but I thought we were all good and my feelings on our friendship were clear. If anything, I felt like we were so close that we'd make *others* feel left out. :(