CDC scientists should just walk away….because this is , literally, deadly. If you stay or keep quiet then you tacitly support this crap which will kill people and you know it.

Whoa, when did this happen? You can long press on your profile picture to quickly change between your accounts

Me: people are fallible, we need to remember that being an asshole sometimes does not make them a horrible person and there are degrees of harm and accountability that make a difference Bluesky: YOU ATE HITLER'S ASS

This is a line in the sand. After Trump's unprecedented rhetoric today, I cannot stand idly by without taking action. And so, with a heavy heart, I am recording over the 2003 MiniDV tape I made of Donald Trump fellating an unnamed former president. Never again can I enjoy myself to this memory.

I hate the assumptions on Bluesky. You give a single sentence that seems pretty clear and people are like "even though there's zero information in that sentence to support it, here's what the intentions REALLY were, I was there, put them to death." This is why we keep getting laughed at, ya fucks.

Workers from @sbworkersunited.org put their bodies on the line today, shutting down Starbucks' distribution center in York, PA, the largest in the US Stand in solidarity with these working-class heroes, DON'T BUY STARBUCKS ANYWHERE UNTIL THEY WIN THEIR STRIKE

An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say "When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

Wow! A drink I can double-not-give-a-fuck-about!

Real

@rebelpiper.bsky.social, if you haven't seen this, you need to! www.iflscience.com/the-fall-of-...

Uh this is enormous

nocontractnocoffee.org Y'all know I've spent plenty of money at Starbucks. Not now, not until they deserve it from me again!

I mean, bro has a point 😂

I'll be gleefully filling last year's reusable red cup with non-Starbucks coffee throughout this.👍

Having an endoscopy early next month! Now taking suggestions on things to swallow just to give 'em a scare.

Is this not the sweetest little family of rotting jack-o'-lanterns you've ever seen? Grammy, Granddad, Mom, and Little Joe

Journalist Julie Brown, an expert on the Epstein scandal, answers a question you may have about why Biden didn't release the Epstein files.

"Actually, he wasn't a car thief, he was a truck thief. There's a difference, I think, between a truck and a car."

Ughhh. Knowing this kind of proposal was coming didn't make my any less pissed off to read it today.

Still thinking about what I'll do if the response I get to my email is unhelpful or bad. I was not meant for this. I was meant to rot in front of an 8" CRT and a GameCube.

I think with how Epstein typed we can now conclusively say it is impossible to be completely certain something is satire based on how absurdly stupid and egregiously ridiculous it appears.

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

Having anxiety after having had to send a very assertive email about not getting the information I need to perform my job/being expected to do things I just don't have the expertise to do. Specifically, I'm anxious about the potential for getting a flippant response like "hmm, just do what you can."

I sold my hair to buy my wife a silver watch chain. Unfortunately, she sold her watch to buy me a copy of "The Gift of the Magi." It was then that I realized: she sucks at this.

DONALD TRUMP: You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep. JEFFREY EPSTEIN: o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car + DONALD TRUMP: Thank you, my dearest friend.

Misanthdopes

Yeah, it's called a pet. (This is about the SquidKid toy that really is kind of a pet in the way Sea Monkeys are a pet, but calling it a "living tamagotchi" is dumb as hell)

I love her. She is my queen.

Think about it, MAGA. Take all the time you need.

Good morning to Park Sungjin ONLY *protective snarling*

I had a shitty day and now I find out people are talking shit about Sungjin's appearance??? And fucking Koreaboo is just pushing that narrative for clickbait yet again?? I'm not joking, at this moment I will gladly go to jail for choking out any bitch who dares to say anything about him to my face

Thank god. I wouldn't have been able to take any more bullshit after yesterday.

Senate Republicans are never going to feel pressured to negotiate with Senate Dems again. They'll just sit back and wait for them to fold.

Jesus wept

An AMAZING Extra Life day 2, and we hit (exceeded!) the $900 goal!!! 💙 Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who donated, supported, signal-boosted, dropped in, and wished me well for another year! I'll be moving into reward fulfillment mode, but I may have bonus streams later with a new stretch goal! 💙

EXTRA LIFE DAY 2, COMMENCE! www.twitch.tv/brittz0rz

Lots of hard, shitty lessons being learned from this presidency. And one of the many I hope you're learning is, white supremacy is incompatible with reality, and cannot exist without historical revisionism.

MARATHON DAY 1, LET'S GOOOO!!! www.twitch.tv/brittz0rz

just gonna leave this here 🧪

STATUS: Meals and snacks prepped ✅ 2025 EL shirt clean ✅ Schedule and info posted ✅ Devices charged ⭕ Drivers updated ⭕ Break video ⭕ Performance tests ⭕

While I support the long-term ecological project of bugs, I feel that their short-term goals are not mission-aligned. My brand partnership with bugs hinges on actionable progress with regard to: getting in my house, scampering around, flying when it looks like you shouldn’t be able to, attitude.

biblically accurate angel who's showing a lot of cleavage: hey pal, my eyes are everywhere else

2 DAYS REMAIN! My Extra Life marathon weekend begins Saturday morning at 8am Central! 💙 🎮 Check my pinned post for the schedule and get ready to follow the action at twitch.tv/brittz0rz!

So tired of my tummy hurting. :( At least my doctor's appointment is less than a week away now. Let's just hope she's willing to investigate the underlying problem instead of focusing on symptoms.

Victoria’s husband has cystic fibrosis. Without health insurance, his medication costs $300,000 per year. Republicans’ failure to extend ACA subsidies means that Victoria and her husband won't be able to afford their insurance. These are the stakes for working people in this fight. We cannot cave.

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I think maybe the problem with the world is that nobody chortles anymore