Is the Popa a Catholic? In this Ohio diner, they aren’t so sure.

Pretty sure a bunch of former Empire warlords make a simulacrum of Palpatine somewhere in the EU novels

*pushes glasses through bridge of nose* actually it’s Zuckerberg’s Monster

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

i think people have forgotten that vance is quite possibly the least experienced person to *ever* serve as vice president of the united states

i love my friends so goddamn much i recommend friends

Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️ Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you

Curiosity-gapping a story that did $355 million in worldwide box office

i think vance’s great asset is that the press likes him and sees him as one of their own

The Hague is too good for this guy

imagine flying to the moon and back and the first thing you find out after splashdown is that your favorite team just blew a 4-0 lead

Splashdown! Vehicle is stable and upright. “A perfect bulls-eye splash for Integrity and its four astronauts!” #Artemis

NARRATOR: WE DID NOT IN FACT GET IT TOGETHER IN TIME

my lil guy has had me singing Golden for months now and anytime he sees the Hunters he tell me he’s in the middle

only a slight exaggeration to say one of the few projects the Trump administration has committed to for almost this entire term is the persecution of this one guy

Mayor Mamdani said most of the free child care seats NYC will roll out for 2-year-olds this fall will run the full working day and operate year round: gothamist.visitlink.me/skydKE

Yes! This! bsky.app/profile/papp...

WNBA officially at 18 teams.

Talked to an old guy who feeds 30-80 cats at his house in the woods today. He was like watch this and he walked into the middle of his yard and made some sort of call and dozens of cats emerged from the trees surrounding the house, and from under the porch. "More inside" he said.

turned on npr, heard the reporter announce that there’s a chimp civil war, turned off npr

Schools are like "hey lock up your cell phones they're too damaging to the learning process. now please open up your lying plagiarism machine and start generating content"

This feels like the punchline of a Seinfeld episode, I love it so much.

seeing waxahatchee in just over a week and i'm sorta buzzin about it

why is this pasta cooking time range so big, its like the salary range on a job posting on linkedin

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

The Artemis II crew just named one of the moon's craters after crew commander Reid Wiseman's late wife, Carroll. A genuinely touching moment.

my brain is overwhelmed with a feeling of "this is the most high-stakes attempt to catch public transportation"

Everyone have their monkey costumes ready for when the Artemis crew return, right?

man this Artemis II tracker rocks www.nasa.gov/missions/art...

“We propose to settle all the difficulty of the Dred Scott Decision by putting it into the Constitution. If a man is not a citizen of the country in which he is born, in God’s name of what country is he a citizen? If he may not live there, where has he a right to live?“

Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster.

DIZZY GILLESPIE, 1945

Far side of the moon released by NASA today. 🧪🔭

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

just randomly listening to the Artemis II broadcast and i happen to catch them officially changing their altitude reference point from Earth to the Moon. cool as hell.

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

Tag urself I’m

take two seconds

Jean-Paul Sartre: Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does. It is up to you to give life a meaning. Me, half paying attention to whatever he’s going on about:

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

3.5yo, hopefully talking about oranges: “We LOVE the flesh”

I got converted to this years ago it’s true!

I can’t think of one reason that House Democrats would not be preparing Articles of Impeachment for Hegseth.