my mental health 100% hinges on the outcome of today’s wild card game

Time to face down the truth that we all know in our hearts: if the Cubs are eliminated today it reflects poorly on me, as a human being. I will have let Shota Imanaga, Pat Hughes, and the ghost of Ron Santo down.

I miss Alien: Earth

jfc the absolutely blasé way that last sentence drops

let’s go lads #cubs

Sad to hear about the passing of the Michelangelo of Movie posters, RENATO CASARO. The Man painted so many iconic posters, specially in the 70s/80s: CONAN, TERMINATOR, DUNE, TOTAL RECALL, DANCE WITH THE WOLVES, BLOW OUT, FLASH GORDON, RAMBO, NEVER-ENDING STORY, and the list goes on and on. 1/2

FLY FLAG SING SONG #cubs

Extremely cool to omit the end of that sentence @nytimes.com.

CARSON KELLY BACK-TO-BACK @CUBS LEAD! #POSTSEASON

Getting in on the redeye from Qatar with jet lag so bad I can’t see color to hear a man who got a Bronze Star for pull-ups give a TED Talk

it’s not even 8am stop putting Hegseth on my feed

1) jfc what is this, day 7 of escalator-gate 2) I hadn’t noticed this before but it is honestly very very funny that there was a working escalator *right next to that one*

filled out my bracket

this Mets season

Tonight has gone from first view of Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces to good good college football and folks, everything’s comin’ up Dowling

THE CARDINALS INTENTIONALLY WALKED MICHAEL BUSCH INSTEAD OF GIVING HIM A CHANCE FOR A CYCLE. ABSOLUTE SCUMBAG MOVE.

Michael Busch goddamn man

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

Us (just starting to maybe think about selling our place): lol nvm

stupid sexy Wirecutter

CHOTINER: JOHN CAGE: CHOTINER: CAGE: CHOTINER: ? CAGE: This interview is over.

Accidentally made myself really sad by thinking "I miss getting the weather report from David Lynch".

man what the hell lol

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

[Bruce Springsteen post-9/11 voice] "Come on up for the Rapture"

holy shit

guy who lives in Naperville

hail zorp

Love that the Eagles offensive coordinator is either someone who will be a successful head coach in a year or Blurpo Borpo, a guy who led Holy Cross to the 4th best attack in the Patriot League in 2021

lmao Clemson owned

5-0 baybee up the reds imho

Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky

did he not fire the professor hard enough or

not an exaggeration to say this is the carrot that gets me through the absolute stick of September

anyway can’t wait for the finale of Alien: Earth, the science fiction show set in the future where the planet is controlled by five mega-corporations

October baseball baybee let’s goooo

stupid sexy schumer

another pretty shot of Redford in The Natural. one of my favorites in any movie, looks like a lost Edward Hopper painting.

Anyone know where I can find the Man From Another Place? I’d like to see if he could do this to me for a few years.

a few of Caleb Deschanel's astonishingly beautiful shots of Robert Redford in The Natural

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

absolute legend

For one Fango writer, the excellent new film has forever changed his relationship with the classic “Bachman book.”