Double feature day part one

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.

Seems bad #LFC #YNWA

when homer said he’d seen a man say goodbye to a shoe once before did he mean the one that had just been thrown or an earlier incident

“We call for the complete and total abolition of Time itself.” (Complimentary.)

I’m not sure I’ve ever clicked a link faster.

so is Mamdani still taking that meeting tomorrow or

I didn’t say “my way or the highway” to anything about my wedding except the Hammersmith performance of Thunder Road as our first dance. Bruce and the god Roy Bittan in peak form.

happy first Christmas to my niece

Modern groceries would be his personal hell

There are obviously a billion angles to this story but I admit from my particularly Higher Ed perch I’m fixated on the fact that Summers is teaching three courses **this quarter**

I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion

now seated

If I were Michigan I would simply stop turning the ball over

[was in an all-day meeting with senior leadership and not at all online] what’s this “Bubba” thing all over my timeline — oh god

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

anyway I’m taking the day off baby, now seated

thinking about this again for absolutely no reason at all

look it’s hardly the point but would somebody please get Windom Earle a stylist before he goes on TV

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

double feature day part one

checking in on #LFC

It’s Friday…time to watch one episode of 1998 law and order and fall asleep before 8 pm

well yeah, everybody else is watching Blade (2025)

I am once again saying the burden of proof that you’re not a total asshole falls on anyone who willingly partners with Taylor Sheridan

If I speak

Carrie Coon or we burn this mother down

goddamn this is bleak man

How am I just now today learning about the releasing-this-month Ralph Fiennes pic “The Choral,” in which he unites the youth of a WWI-era English village by convincing them to sing in a performance of Elgar’s “The Dream of Gerontius” lmao

Winsome Earle-Sears running in future elections like

[Exit Clown.]

Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%

Let’s do this

lol

you're laughing? when polls close, andrew cuomo is going to have to blast off with team rocket and fight meowth for a seat and you're laughing?

[My employer posts a LinkedIn video about the importance of federally funded research] Me: Great! [The video exclusively spotlights faculty in the medical and engineering schools] Me: 🤬

Bret Stephens working overtime on “Dick Cheney has died. Here’s how that’s bad for the Democrats.”

Tonight’s viewing