What's the deal with this clown Jordan Peterson, is he some sort of clown or something

Diego Simeone: "If anyone here has seen Julian (Alvarez) touch the ball twice, raise your hand. Come on... no? No one?" I’m sorry but the temptation to slowly raise my hand just for shits and giggles would have been impossible to resist

“There’s only one stat that matters in football”, then proceeds to use all the other stats to show why that one matters more and is interesting in the context of the other stats

1971 Marvel postcards were like staring directly into the face of the sun.

Grim as fuck

Tonight I’d go with: Westerveld, Kromkamp, Heitinga, van den Berg, Hoever, Gini, Zenden, Babel, van de Sanden, Meijer, Gakpo Not saying where..

Doing my affirmations

I know lots of people on the spectrum and none of them are “accidentally” throwing up Nazi salutes

“Actually, it was a Roman salute”

… on a related point - there’s simply no excuse for anyone to still on be on X. Don’t care how may followers you have and how good the memes are there, it’s owned by this horrendous lunatic and is his tool for spreading legitimately dangerous misinformation. You’re either against him or you’re not.

Day one and they’re doing Nazi salutes. Going to be a wild four years.

You: "Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year" Me, an intellectual: "Every day of the year is a nightmare as we are currently living in the hellscape timeline and to say one day is worse than the others means you haven't been paying attention for the last decade"

What’s the greatest sporting moment ever televised

the premise of Good Will Hunting is so funny. "What if there was a boy who was a once in a lifetime genius, handsome, everybody likes him, but tragically he is from South Boston a handicap that threatens to ruin his entire life"

SpaceX is a terrible spaceship company but an amazing fireworks company

"Man, this place is as dead as Twitter." - Me realizing I'm on Twitter

imagine if Scooby-Doo ever said “this one’s above my pay grade” and walked out mid-case

There has to be a better way to browse on streaming services. Man was not meant to amble sidewards into the unknown; that is the business of crabs and Marios.

girl from the ring crawls out of the tv and scurries up to me, she whispers i have a boyfriend

sex is so embarrassing. like here hold my goo for me

Still proud of this piece.

Chiesa’s lil smile after his goal is everything 🔴🔴🔴

Clean sheet, Rio Ngumoha announces himself, Danns loves the FA Cup, and Chiesa gets his first goal for the club. All in all, a good afternoon. Onto Forest #LFC

Four goals, direct contributions from seven players. First goal for Chiesa, good experience for some young lads. A lovely Saturday lunchtime. Up the Reds.

steadfastly refusing to engage with the world until it meets my demands

The orcas are quiet. Too quiet...

This is truly the worst age of the internet…worse than all those lolcatz posts in the early 10s…just wall to wall horribleness!

Juan Gimenez

Any Medium readers/writers on here? Just wrote a little flash fiction piece based on a metaphysical, liminal concept I had. Feel free to give it a read. medium.com/entropies/14...

*during sex Me: Do that thing I like. Her: *velociraptor noises

Anxiety is just natures ozempic

I do find it amusing that Australia has turned into this meme for terror because of a few animals no one ever sees; meanwhile in the US, roughly once a week some angry white guy wipes out a kindergarten with Arnie’s gun from Predator and absolutely nothing gets done about it.

How I stand outside the shower waiting for the water to warm up.

Never give up on a movie, especially one that rrrrrrips

vincent van gogh watching reservoir dogs but skips THAT scene

Listen, I know there’s more important matters to attend to at the moment but when is someone gunna stand up and say enough is enough with bottle lids that stay permanently attached!

I don't really use Letterboxd much but I was keeping a list of my 20 favorite 2024 movies for myself and now I made it public. I wrote reviews of all of these except HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS.

The average person looks at their phone 144 times per day. Amateurs.

it is satisfyingly poetic that the richest man in the world wants nothing more than to be good at posting but sucks so bad at it. grimm’s fairy tale type shit. just need the last part of the tale to kick in though

every day i wake up and think, ‘what would a cool, normal person do?’ and then i do the exact opposite. results have been mixed

conspiracy theorists are getting lazy fluoride? heard it flat earth? zzzzzzz give me something new and exciting give me like “no one has actually seen an elephant in real life and anyone who says they have is part of the agenda”

Clarissa explained none of this.

Highest passing accuracy in the Prem! And he's a midfielder! The rest on that list are CBs, making sideways passes. Jones really has taken his game up a level this season. I think there is more to come too.

Benny had been undercover for three weeks now, and the case was going nowhere.

Me, to every year since 2015