Fuck Alonso

Fuck Ljinders. The wiener.

3-4

Fully expect a second half Doku masterclass of vertigo anti football wing play and bookings for anyone that even looks at him.

Disappointed in Virg for not stepping on Cucurella's head when he had the chance.

Shite refs are playing god with shite yellows again.

Isak doesn’t play for Galatasaray so it won’t be given

Sex from Flo there

Funny to see some that would’ve sold their souls for the transfer window we had, expecting this squad to gel overnight. Would rather throw myself down some uncarpeted stairs than read through all the essays and inquests. Never go full Dendrick.

Disasterclass from a cowardly cunt of a ref. No review of their pen. Get fucked you like Shelbyville Trossard-looking cunt.

Fuck sake. This is turning into our last post-league winning season for luck with injuries. Let’s hope Ruben doesn’t let it Peeter out. Fuck this.

Someone please injure his blondie diver fella.

I miss Heskey

Torreira is a twerp.

Still raging at that penalty. What the fuck?

Ekitike pulled back for that big chance. Should’ve dived. Fuck these shitebags. Hope we win controversially.

Fuck off. Load of shite.

It pains me that Wirtz, at 22 and adapting to a new league, even has to acknowledge, let alone explain himself to, fucking idiots a month into the season when it only takes a couple months of good form to win a Ballon d'Or these days.

Biblical

It’s not luck if we do it every time.

Macca might be our most durable player of the PL Era. Some other candidates would've been Dirk, Sami, Gini, Suarez, and Jimmy but none had near a comparable sample size of legbreakers allowed on them. The beautiful little cartilaginous baxtard.

The cognitive dissonance of the packs of gobshites asking how we’re spending so much gives me strength. There’s a reason you don’t have stiff competition for the shite you panic buy and give mad wages to and are stuck with, that cause you send them on loan because you can’t sell, to free up space to

It’s poetic that those stockpiling cunts gave us the little fella.

Poor Joelinton. I hope it’s serious.

Get Endo on to crack some skulls

Bless Joelinton, remonstrating with the ref about dangerous play. Big stiff fool.

@hippokloppamus.bsky.social you called it. Homer ref. 💩

Ref located his yellow pretty quickly when it was us. The cunt.

1) I thought he was nearer 30 years old 2) fuck Chelsea

Had a look on the other place for content from last night, only to find compilations of people dying from heart attacks and dogs getting fatally injured. We are fucked.

And his hair is looking gorgeous

Chiesa is one mythical fucker!

Someone’s getting injured because this ref is an absolute cunt.

Same shit, different season..

Fair fucks to Leoni for doing that interview in English. I could've sworn he said he was "exonerated to be here" at one point but my hearing's gone shite. He's going to be a brick shithouse in a few years which is pretty nice for us.

No time for the boring fuckers that make an annual thing of scapegoating players in forensic detail and inserting "what if's" about lads that we moved on (that they also scapegoated). Their devices need confiscating.

Having to listen to McCoist commentate while blatantly eating sweets is salt in the wounds.

Another. The ref has given fuck all to us

Be nice if the ref gave a foul against Palace before the game ends.

Matchday.

You’re a Barcola fan, aren’t you @hippokloppamus.bsky.social ? *ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃ “ᴮᵃʳᶜᵒˡᵃ ⁿᵒⁿᶜᵉ” ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ’ᵛᵉ ᵐᵃᵗᵘʳᵉᵈ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃˡᶜʸᵒⁿ ᵈᵃʸˢ ᵒᶠ ᵀʷᶦᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᶦᵐˢᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵈᵘᵇᵇᵉᵈ ᵃ “ʷᶦⁿᵈ ⁿᵒⁿᶜᵉ” ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵃ ˢᵉʳᶦᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ʷᶦⁿᵈ⁻ᵗʰᵉᵐᵉᵈ ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ.

Arsenal fans are the flat-eartherest pack of cunts imaginable. One big inferiority complex-addled hive mind.

Ekitike is a cute hoor, alright. Me gusta.

Locked out of me All Red thing that I paid for. Try again "after some time".

Be funny if they overpay for Sesko, we pull out of signing Isak to sign Rodrygo, they have a shite season, get the book thrown at them, and we swoop back in for Isak.

I love Frimpong. If there was a lactate test equivalent for not being a dickhead, he would absolutely Milner it.

Joao Felix was put on this earth to help clubs launder money.

Leao channelling his inner Richarlison.