Some window cats of South Philadelphia

I should change my number

coding assistance lets you fast-track important projects that improve your life, such as reformatting every single site you read into the old vbulletin 3.x default template

Carbon monoxide alarm keeps going off. Not really sure what to do about that so goodbye forever

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

‘Despair not’ fuck you don’t tell me what to not

If Bilbo had Chat GPT

Gradually de-escalating the message to my representative with each required personal information field

this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately

A very important thing for you to know about Icelandic is that the word "rassgat" (butthole) is used as an endearment about cute things. So if you say someone is "algjört rassgat" (a total butthole) it means they are VERY cute. If the cuteness is overwhelming we say "rúsínurassgat" (raisin asshole).

Film noir goddess. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Me negging the bad dream I had “it’s like I find you kinda funny, like I find you kinda sad.“

I would simply pierce the grinch with a poison blade

[about to turn off a light switch with wet hands] This will be the time it happens

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

An answer from a recent Q&A regarding this six-foot long octopus carcass-devouring reptile that had me in tears

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries

people who say 'i can't draw good enough to illustrate my own stuff' drop the ego, you could be making fantastic artefacts like this

If you see a tin cup or a candelabra let me know. I'm looking to dissemble these items to construct powerful armour

Back when I wore JNCOs, I’d have to pull up on them to get out of the car, like Cinderella emerging from her pumpkin

The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks

we're not going to have a good, sustainable social media site as long as it is made or run by tech people. that is why I am building my own out of water, small rocks, moss, snails, brightly colored shrimp, one of those sucking fish, a mermaid statue. I'll be honest, this may actually be an aquarium.

to prove i am immune to harassment, i have made a tactical decision to flash red and become stunlocked

What a website

my follower: did you see this news me: no. it's too many follower: wait, what *placing a blanket gently over your head* no

oh to be perfect and normal in an unexplained black void

bro you look like you drop common items

remember to replace your prosthetic when it gets wilty

This only happens to you once

flags at half mast for teh massive fuckeign shit i;m gonna take later

Closely-related to the Great Blue and Grey Heron, the Cocoi Heron is found in South America. I photographed this lovely specimen at Laguna de Sonso #Colombia #birds #herons #nature

#3082 Cow?

What could you possibly want with my amulet bro you wouldn’t even know how to wield it’s power

Grace just sent this me this tok of a woman accidentally recording her cat in slow motions, and I am SOBBING from laughing so hard

(eating medicinal tater tot casserole after a four hour nap)

The implication of General Mills is that your cereal was milled in the same facility as lumber and textiles

it's a banger but it's inaccessible