I would simply pierce the grinch with a poison blade

[about to turn off a light switch with wet hands] This will be the time it happens

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

An answer from a recent Q&A regarding this six-foot long octopus carcass-devouring reptile that had me in tears

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries

people who say 'i can't draw good enough to illustrate my own stuff' drop the ego, you could be making fantastic artefacts like this

If you see a tin cup or a candelabra let me know. I'm looking to dissemble these items to construct powerful armour

Back when I wore JNCOs, I’d have to pull up on them to get out of the car, like Cinderella emerging from her pumpkin

The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

we're not going to have a good, sustainable social media site as long as it is made or run by tech people. that is why I am building my own out of water, small rocks, moss, snails, brightly colored shrimp, one of those sucking fish, a mermaid statue. I'll be honest, this may actually be an aquarium.

to prove i am immune to harassment, i have made a tactical decision to flash red and become stunlocked

What a website

my follower: did you see this news me: no. it's too many follower: wait, what *placing a blanket gently over your head* no

oh to be perfect and normal in an unexplained black void

bro you look like you drop common items

remember to replace your prosthetic when it gets wilty

This only happens to you once

flags at half mast for teh massive fuckeign shit i;m gonna take later

Closely-related to the Great Blue and Grey Heron, the Cocoi Heron is found in South America. I photographed this lovely specimen at Laguna de Sonso #Colombia #birds #herons #nature

#3082 Cow?

What could you possibly want with my amulet bro you wouldn’t even know how to wield it’s power

Grace just sent this me this tok of a woman accidentally recording her cat in slow motions, and I am SOBBING from laughing so hard

(eating medicinal tater tot casserole after a four hour nap)

The implication of General Mills is that your cereal was milled in the same facility as lumber and textiles

it's a banger but it's inaccessible

"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

Drawing for a thing

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

[RETRACTED DUE TO FATAL TYPO]

Do you ever just... look down because something touched your ankle And there's a guy down there

despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick

every now and then i catch myself diligently reading someone’s long-ass thread on here before im like…hang on. i don’t care about any of this

babe i am a whooping gibbon and you are a tall strong tree check out this backflip

Someone invited me to a party tomorrow night so now I have to fake my own death

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

My phone just autocorrected "duck" to "fuck" when I actually really did mean to say "duck," and I feel like I have finally broken its spirit

nobody in this entire urgent care waiting room likes crowd work??