fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

you seen the shit the voyager scientists were saying about us to aliens

9pm: yawning 2:12am: time to become a scholar on uncontacted tribes

Without you the room just falls apart

alex jones has formally disavowed shrimp and white wine

The endorphins that just flooded my brain

IBS! at the Smithsonian

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

"my creative mind dances" - new amato #ocatc #oscar

Walking away from Omelas like

James Bond movies are pretty bad, but it's good that they all have titles like "Don't You Know A Bullet Cannot Feel Love, Mr. Bond" or "Tomorrow's Forever Is Never Often Enough" or "Clitnasty"

stranger: what do you do for work? me, shamefully: computer

congragulations

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

damn nature is beautiful

i got better

“I just don’t like mayonnaise” you are wasting your life

told u

Me: I have a strong emotional response to the bad things My 22 year old online therapist: what about the good things though Me: not familiar

I'll be president one time if you do good. I'll be president two times if you do bad.

PERSON I'M ABOUT TO HATE IMMEDIATELY: You, I like you!

Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.

🔁

The prologue to Lux The Lilliput is out! Get your copy today!

fully autismated luxury communism

drink my piss chuck

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and please dont hesitate to reach out if you have any questions

am i full of regrets from wasting my one precious life (the end of which is approaching by the day, faster and faster and faster) or did i go to bed a little later than usual and it's cloudy outside. impossible to say. probably the first thing

sending my lastfm squares to my therapist in the patient portal

(Fred Schneider voice) i wanna fuck you like an ANIMAL

i wish they’d let gregg turkington run a one-man broadcast booth for a football game. he’d just call every field goal attempt good and then go back to talking about the lettering on the jerseys

My man David Byrne released a new album this month

i've invented another way out other than through. i call it "under"

Fairies spelling out messages to me in flour: Day 1: want kleenex for towels Day 2: cheerios inner tubes Day 3: toilet lid open Day 4: OPEN swimming pool Day 5: toilet pool OPEN now Day 6: last chance. enjoy death. embarrassment accident Day 7: crushed by fridge. erotics with foods? a shame

lol

Just checking my itinerary for tomorrow.

(donald trump thrown in a cage) ghislaine maxwell: welcome, donald SBF: we've been waiting for you to join us andrew tate: looks like the gang's all here hillary clinton: hi donald

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