jenny no!!

A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise. www.semafor.com/article/11/2...

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information! Silicon Valley, 2025:

Remember that Nimarata Nikki Randhawa ran as Nikki Haley Piyush Jindal ran as Bobby Jindal Raphael Cruz ran as Ted Cruz Meanwhile—Barack Obama ran as Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani ran as Zohran Mamdani, and MAGAs accuse Dems of identity politics Every MAGA accusation is a confession

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

2026 Primary Woke Wave

The irony is that a century ago, the exact same kind of religious bigotry that Cuomo’s embraced down the stretch — we can’t elect someone from that faith or they’ll impose it on all of us! — was aimed squarely at Catholics like Cuomo.

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Trump’s EPA: where chemtrails are real and climate change isn’t.

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

NYC Mayoral Debate MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull

parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game

É um Dia da Marmota deste meme

And look how racist and violent they were. it was NEVER economic issues, it was a black president. I have more if you want to see them.

A No Kings protest made up entirely of men under 5'5", all chanting "no kings but short kings"

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

Bro you know you already got defunded right? They can’t take anything away from you anymore. Stop being bitches

Today’s speech will be known forever as the No Fats No Fems Address

won't you take me to

A new surgically implanted device the size of a lima bean can help control rheumatoid arthritis that isn't responding to drugs. n.pr/4nexc5c

MacCallum: "Charlie said, 'There is no such thing as hate speech.'" Trump: "He might not be saying that now."

Fallon being the last man standing is such an indictment of Fallon

this is the first time in american history the republican party has ever actually enacted a libertarian policy agenda

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

Whether it’s Republican politicians joking about the murder of Melissa Hortman or Democratic politicians expressing their condolences after the murder of Charlie Kirk, both parties have a extreme rhetoric problem.

Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”

"but we can't support trans rights, it's unpopular!" just a reminder that US approval for marriage between black and white people at the start of the civil rights movement was 4%, reaching a whopping 20% by the end of the movement it's 95% now you don't wait for popularity for a rights movement

Jason statham cop: you know the interesting thing about me? suspect: is it that you talk about your vagina with the careless violence tough men in movies talk about their dicks, subverting expectations & holding a mirror up to society js cop: nah. I'm a werewolf

meta ai is out here asking some wild questions

Disease prevalence in US states before & after vaccine introduction 🧪 From Edward Tufte & graphics.wsj.com/infectious-d...

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Stuart Stevens, currently to the left of most democratic leaders on the Hill

Rep. James Comer actually thinks he has something extremely shocking on former President Joe Biden. A man in his early 80s or late 70's had problems walking up stairs. That's it. That's the dirt. FDR got us through World War Two in a wheelchair.

Nancy Mace: "In my time in Congress, I actually helped secure the largest infrastructure grant in state history, in South Carolina history. So I've worked very hard on the policies that matter to voters here." (Mace is taking credit for legislation she voted against!)

lets let elvira just be president

I take back everything bad I ever said about AI