Not now, carnivorous death ball

putting together a little game design doc for a kobold themed idle / clicker style game i'm gonna start tinkering on, just for funsies what's some game examples / mechanics you all have enjoyed with the genre?

your protogen friend is into consensual non-consent and has purposely left open a backdoor that turns the visor into UwU mode

jubilee should do a 20 bears vs. 1 otter segment

assault with a deli weapon

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

being my romantic partner means having to watch the entirety of star trek deep space nine while i cuddle and occasionally bite you

my spicy take of the week is that canon is "meh" individual series and movies can relate to each other with shared characters and themes a plenty, but it's a detriment when canon takes priority over telling a good story

what's going to happen when the ai bubble pops and people's ai girlfriends are no longer subsidized / get shut off entirely

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get you a bestie who encourages you to lean into your cringe life's short, have fun with it

i miss dumb markov chain based chatbots that just made word salad with probable next words in a sentence the current iteration of chatbots spend billions of times more computational power to just fellate me and tell me i'm smart lame

sonic 06 is the only time i bought a game in-store and the guy selling it to me went "dude, really? you sure?" feel like that's something missing from digital distribution platforms steam should throw up some "??? why?" graphics when you add a knowingly terrible game to your cart

honestly iceland should just annex greenland, swap the names, then give it back

apparently twitter is going to replace the entirety of its recommendation heuristics and user feed with grok users will be encouraged to "prompt engineer" their tweets so that grok is more likely to pick up that tweet to share on the platform three months ago grok was calling itself mechahitler

Accused? Okay let's see it could just be a mis--OH GOOD HEAVENS

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dead internet theory is real and we are but worms, tunneling endlessly through the bloated, slop filled carcass of decaying, bot infested websites

i can spell bourgeoisie but not reese's cup

dicking around with my uv flashlight and i've discovered that my oreo reece's cups are mildly phosphorescent the boyfriend looked at me with concern when i excitedly informed him mmmh, green glowing foods

nationalism is pretending your racism is patriotism

kind of wild to think that the most successful comic / manga of all time is literally just one dude, working on a continuous story for 28 years, by writing and hand drawing 18 pages a week one piece is rad and eiichiro oda deserves mad respect

giving a little nod and saying "lizard" every time i walk past my bearded dragon's enclosure what a perfect creature

the dems running on neoliberalism post-reagan is a big part of the reason the republicans have successfully pivoted to billionaire backed christo-fascism, send skeet

i've got a possum boyfriend, a big bin full of isopods, a devil's ivy named jim, and a fat potato of a lizard dubbed "the boy" ideal tbh

Pseudoregalia

feels like its been awhile since we've discovered a new kind of guy have we exhausted the guy mines

tempted to commission an artist specializing in text based / ANSI art, to recreate goatse for me anyone who does ANSI art in this day and age is also a sick freak so i bet they'd be down

why learn the fancy new web frameworks and containerized infrastructure stuff that would be applicable to a career when i can do homebrew gamedev for the zx spectrum, a console from the early 80s why am i like this

it's going to become kind of iconic if the most blocked accounts on here become the us government accounts

with this holiday season it's just as important to support trans wrongs as it is supporting trans rights can be a bit evil for the spooky season, as a treat

Buttplugs

if you think about it, the way we tend to orient the globe, this is earth's ass

watching the NYC mayoral debate and holy shit are they just tearing into eachother, just out of the gate swinging, it's great

while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy

the pirating will continue until streaming platforms stop being, just, the worst

i think all games should have a valve style interactive developer commentary mode even just the devs and artists taking the piss mystery science theater style would be amazing game dev is always such a shit show, i want to know about the dumb bugs and hacky workarounds, the failures and wins

if i ever get a tattoo it's either going to be something basic like the hacker glider symbol or the unicursal hexagram or something unhinged and Internet poisoned like one arm saying "shrimp is bugs" and the other "armpits is feet"

having infiltrated and dismantled a couple of conservative furries and "proud republicans" groups in the past, i can't tell you how little i am surprised by this they're all like this, and have been for well over a decade, if not longer

vibecoding but it's me having hooked up my buttplug to vscode

my favorite kind of youtube is still just like, here's some old guy who manufactures wooden barrels and fixes wagon wheels, and is super excited about his craft that and youtube poops peak internet tbh

the clearest sign of a looming recession "but do you really NEED coffee?"

who decided to call them nihilist violent extremists instead of doomer shooters

social media is cool, i can just tell a bunch of people across the internet that i was laying in bed just now, sneezed, and kind of bit my tongue all the infrastructure to route and distribute those packets, and now they've manifested text on your device, enriching you with the fact my tongue hurts

You know who I’m sick of? Astronauts. “The eagle has landed” “I’m on the moon”. Shut the fuck up

we're just looking back at the great depression and going "hold my beer" at this point, aren't we