commissioning an extremely fetish-y slashfic about the fbi and ice agents assigned to my account, it's gonna be super gay i hope they like it

charles darwin would have been such a good poster, it's aspirational i too am very tired and very stomachy

slap your ass so hard you get that playstation one vertex jiggle

you claim to be an anarchist aligned anti-authoritarian leftist and yet you fully submit to someone you call your dommy mommy curious

discord pushing for invasive identification practices ahead of their public IPO, where the largest potential investors are mostly interested in discord as a data harvesting platform there's a reason the announcement includes discord boasting about using usage analytics to auto-id people as adults

my favorite old school messenger was MSN they added a nudge button that would cause the recipients window to jostle, but there was a delay so you couldn't spam it except that was client side, not with the api, so you could easily override it to make the other persons window fly around the screen

I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

damn bro you put all your money in that purely speculative asset with no intrinsic value? you were expecting infinite growth, but the only actual value comes from selling it to others also expecting infinite growth? wild man you lost everything? shit, if only people had warned you

the main thing i've gotten from the olympics the past few years is that having a huge dick is a disadvantage in the pole vault, but a huge advantage in the ski jump i have very selective information retention

i'm skipping woke² and going straight to trans³

doom guy is in warhammer and he looks like this and i just think that's neat

unfortunately they had to drop kanye from the lineup as he'd recently apologized for being an antisemite

ice is deeply unpopular, yes but roughly 50% of those disapproving of ice think the force and tactics are fine, it's just targeting "the wrong people" there's still a long way to go to fix the cultural narrative around immigrants and just how stupidly fascistic american policing is

there are only two gamer demographics that matter, sword lesbians and starship lesbians

They should be furries. I'd trust an administration of furries.

the super wealthy have always operated with class solidarity, of secretive networks and cabals, of influence and manipulation the principal goal of these efforts is always to dismantle and disrupt the potential for class solidarity of their perceived lessers

can't help but notice charlie kirk has been silent with this epstein files drop 🤔

I really need to build a buttplug with a decent embedded linux distro so you can tailnet to your tail to access your buttsky

finally developing interest in checking out deadlock i assume everything is still technically-a-playtest and invite only yea?

Chubby Baph #kaseyart #penandink

just waiting for a furry artist to take the current bluesky trend of creating youtube thumbnails making fun of babies, and apply it to kobolds

NYT less insightful than a 9 year old 4chan post

honestly its so funny you can just send giant messages men cant read

i've got two speeds overthink something small forever and never make any progress on actually making a decision make drastic, life altering commitments on a whim, usually while sleep deprived ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

critical support to r/dragonsfuckingcars

the fundamental problem with the liberal mindset on democracy is treating it as fact of reality, that you can lose an election and simply win the next time liberalism falls to fascism simply because liberals don't realize the need to actively defend democracy against those seeking to dismantle it

you know that issue that was raised about just how rapidly ai models deteriorate as soon as they start relying on ai generated content in an infinite loop? grokipedia is an ai dataset poison pill the rampant misinformation sucks, but by all means, keep ruining your product

Stand up, fight back.

ghosts aren't real but research has suggested that sufficiently traumatic experiences can affect your dna so you're definitely still haunted by the horrors your past ancestors experienced enjoy

but what if i don't want to vibe code with ai what if i like coding and solving interesting engineering problems i don't want the ai to solve architectural problems in programming for me ???

making it so if you fall out of my game world it'll teleport you to the dashcon convention hall with interactive ballpit

i'm far more excited for lobo and supergirl than i am the near four slog of avengers doomsday oh god i'm entering the comics movies discourse

jonathan blow is insufferable and the absolute worst kind of creative that overstates his singular influence on culture and makes insane demands on how the industry he exists in should operate yes i'm still mad 15 years later that i was forced to watch his shitty lectures in school

trying to come up with a list of weapons for my game, and suddenly this appears on the timeline this is 100% making it in

the lizard is sitting in his food bowl after eating all of his lettuce maybe it's him telling me he'd like some more

if you have any interest in game development with godot, i'd highly recommend @gdquest.bsky.social for tutorials and resources the free content is good and the paid (if still unfinished) courses are solid and professional

i know i made the comment before that every ai logo looks like a butthole, but this is just egregious

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

gonna make pissing a gameplay mechanic

more non-porn games need a dick slider saint's row 2 was well ahead of the curve on that one, in addition to fully decoupling voice and gender from body type

an eldritch tapestry of buttholes

still can't get over that the anime pfp'd nazis i spent 2015 arguing with on twitter are now all apparently running my governments social media accounts that's cool, very normal country

wearing my tie at half mast today

the issue isn't trump it's the republicans ceding congressional authority to him the democrats paralyzed by civility politics the whole rest of the world being unwilling to stand up to the petty tyrant grow a spine, all of you

worth pointing out that in the extreme hypothetical that every single cent minnesota received from the federal government went to fraud they would still be paying vastly more to the federal government than they receive

using goat sex as your contact isn't unprofessional if you also name your company that it's the very definition of professional

sega is such a special company it has rights disputes with itself preventing it from referencing characters in sega properties because said characters are also sega properties lost legal disputes because they forgot where they put the legal paperwork they're also owned by a gambling conglomerate

steve jobs would most likely still be around today if he applied any sort of healthcare to his easily treatable cancer, but instead opted to do apple juice enemas, actively ran away from doctors, and refused to ever shower he was a colossal idiot they're all like this