if you can't pick up women you should hit up the gym bro, they don't usually weigh that much, get some reps in bitches love uppies

people keep inventing whatever-punk genres while wholly leaving out the punk if you don't have an anarchist theming and struggle against unjust authority then it's just sparkling steamvibes

charlie kirk achieving immortality by getting merc'd amidst the largest data scraping and generative ai model training effort ever, leading to a permanent etching of his likeness in nearly every ai model, appearing unprompted and unbidden, like a ghost in the machine it's still very funny

i like when the produce misting system at the grocery store includes a little thunder sound effect when it turns on

look, i'm sorry, i'm still extremely excited for space missions and rocket launches it says a lot that elon can ruin the majority of these things for me, just let me have this one space can still be cool dammit

Oracle Paramount Skydance Warner Brothers Discovery+ continued existence hinging entirely on leveraging money already put down on datacenters that won't get built is deeply funny it would be a net positive to society for that all to crash and burn as hard as possible fuck the ellisons

the only cultural trends I care about anymore are with the orcas is wearing a fish for a hat still fashionable? what about adorning your face with kelp? i hear partially beaching yourself and doing a big wiggle belly rub on pebbles is pretty hot right now

@attie.ai, for those who wanna press the funny buttons too

2038 is another y2k situation where computer clocks will overflow and honestly at this point i'm tempted to say that we should just let it happen

the tau are my favorite warhammer 40k faction because hooves + dewclaws on an alien goes pretty hard, and they make a large portion of the playerbase real stinkin' mad for some reason

oh hey, musk's "i'm going to sue the advertisers!" lawsuit just got dismissed, with prejudice they full on failed to state any actual antitrust injury the lawsuit was never serious

just me hanging out sounding with the buzzy boys

It was because of fucking Barbenheimer

we're on week three of all of my github accounts being soft banned and otherwise restricted without a stated reason or response by support the giant ascii art anus wasn't even in the public facing parts of my repos, ffs

I don’t think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity but there’s a lot of confidently stupid turbolib opinions on here that can only exist in a low predator environment.

picking up yet another hobby fully controlled by a publicly traded company see, the trick is to get into it knowing full well that disappointment is on the horizon

Another portrait commission, this time for @goat.sex! Markers and oil pencils! Loved this one x)

i like to think zuck getting completely shown up by vrchat, a platform embraced by furries and allowing digital dicks (and legs), is part of the reason he's spent like 2 billion trying to dismantle an open and anonymous adult catering internet what a fucking dweeb

i think i've blocked a good hundred or so ai art accounts that just post endless slop with profiles like "loving father, vet, lover of dogs" there's no way any of this is organic, feels like spurned groups spinning up bots to try and push acceptance on a platform that generally despises them

look who's finally emerged from his hide

median american voter (derogatory) i think i'm just at a point where i'm content never really forgiving someone who voted for trump you got what you wanted, it sucks, and now you're regretting it but also, fuck you

happy bench press a goose day to all who celebrate

I Love You, But…

invading iran to establish a beachhead to protect the strait of america (formerly strait of hormuz), settling in for the forever war quagmire we all know and love

suppose it had to happen eventually, github (microsoft) flagged and hid my account, probably because of the name goatsex there's nothing explicit or even public on the profile to begin with, all my dev work is in private repos loving this puritanical bent the internet has been on

why build ai and autonomous robots for menial labor when you could just tap into the ungodly massive german work sim playerbase and have them pilot remote avatars instead untapped potential right there

i'm sorry, but the average 80 year old moderate dem zionist is infinitely more nazi than the dumbshit marine progressive dem candidate with a totenkopf / nazi tattoo i just find it hard to be concerned over graham platner given it's the former that's pushing so hard to dig up dirt on him

sex akimbo, ambisextrous

growing weirdly nostalgic for that 2000s vampire werewolf non-serious matrix action era of film van helsing and underworld are dumb bad but also fun good and kinda rule

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

do you think military grade grok came up with the name Operation Epic Fury, or is it that everyone in this administration is 12 fuck this country, and fuck israel, i'm so goddamn tired man

no thoughts head empty

wanna bet?

microsoft's mistake with copilot was that they already made the perfect digital assistant, so who would want an inferior version?

the more favorable "yo, tax the rich instead of fucking over labor and affordability" becomes, the more articles you're going to see like this proudly and loudly blaming the problems of the working class on the working class

the most fragile house of cards with the AI bubble is that the only actually profitable company is NVIDIA, who's selling actual goods (chips) but those goods aren't being used, because the datacenters don't exist, but they're being leveraged to buy more goods while ignoring deprecating value

i suffer bouts of slow burn nausea that inevitably ends in a puking episode 4-6 hours later, but i've gotten good at recognizing that i'm on that path, so i just skip eating and drink lots of water so the puke is basically just water and bile friend is mad at me for describing it as pukemaxxing

Terry A. Davis (TempleOS) had a break from reality and built an operating system to divine gods will through random number generators, and he still made more sense than the majority of tech CEOs huffing that LLM exhaust

if you think trump putting the secret service in fancy dress suits is tacky and a waste, you should have seen the shit nixon got up to

was thinking of making my logo a butthole reference but i don't want to get confused for an AI company

I think Crocomire should get to eat a cheeseburger instead of super missiles

WIP of a goat avatar commission #lowpoly

jeffrey of yospos should buy bluesky

(skanks aggressively)

on one hand a european wargaming company tackling "exotic cultures" for their parody history game (warhammer) always leads to cringy stereotypes but on the other, having india be the land of buff tiger dudes... not bad games workshop, not bad (also the cathay updates haven't been that bad at all)

commissioning an extremely fetish-y slashfic about the fbi and ice agents assigned to my account, it's gonna be super gay i hope they like it

charles darwin would have been such a good poster, it's aspirational i too am very tired and very stomachy