I have the strangest urge to risk it all for these

I miss my old cats so much, but it’s pretty cool having some cats who are friends

I love the steam deck it’s such a cool device but it’s tiny little bitch baby battery has got me wanting to keep it plugged in all the time so I don’t have to worry about it which means I don’t really think of it as portable

I know the point’s been made to death but like, there are probably millions of Trump voters on food stamps. Ever been to rural Nevada? Or rural anywhere

Nuremberg bonus unlocked

It’s disgusting that Andrew Cuomo still got so many votes

One of these and one of those pink knit pussy hats

Kane Hodder (the guy who plays Jason Voorhees) is a Juggalo. I thought you all might like to know that

I didn’t even know what she was talking about at first lmao

I’ve been running this con for many years called being as kind as possible all for the dastardly goal of being loved and loving in return

He does everything so sweetly I’m obsessed with him. Such a gentle babe

Last night I saw a dog dressed up in a Scooby-Doo costume. A dog in a dog costume. Truly we have strayed far from god’s light

[o! MDMA] I think it’s crazy a drug can make you farsightehhd

BOO

Now I am become Scooby, Dooby of Doos

Every single person I know on SNAP simultaneously needs it and feels like they don’t deserve it. This is a sad sick country

My cat is like “I know a place” then he brings me to the air fryer in the kitchen and stands on top of it because the cabinet with treats is above it

Absolutely everyone on SNAP could be abusing it and I would still believe that it should be an option for people. Food should be free, frankly. There’s enough for no one to go hungry

I think Halloween has really shifted from being a specific day to being an October long thing, and frankly I think we need to embrace it officially as a culture. Think of the possibilities

Really thought I would have had more opportunities to be the groundskeeper for a mysterious mansion on a hill or an on-premises pool boy at a billionaire’s villa occupied solely by the help and the owner’s bored lonely wife at this point in my life, you know?

Not entirely sure what starting the government back up would do at this point. Doubtful they will suddenly change their minds about denying people food stamps if the feel they have a way to do it

Bluesky, for all the trash that is its admin and moderation, has the admirable quality that if you do something stupid like defend a Nazi, doesnt matter if you have 50k or 100k followers, you will get ratiod into the ground by a 200 follower account named MerkinKShitDick or PooplungScrotamus

Hey crazy idea but maybe it’s not that you don’t care enough but instead an adversarial and evil fascist government that’s actively trying to hurt as many people as possible

Went to Licking County and everyone knew you

Frankenstein is really good, but it feels very Netflix in the first act. Idk how to explain that better but I think you’ll get it

Yeah I’m taking a sick day. As in I’m not gonna work and it’s gonna be a fucken sick day, brother

There is no problem at the border. There was no problem at the border. There shouldn’t even be a fucking border.

Haven’t really been following Bright Eyes for the past decade but Kids Table is pretty great

I do think that young people have considerably worse information streams and pop culture to engage with but I don’t think that’s because of “67” or TikTok

Walking into any public space and loudly announcing to myself “Wow it smells like gender conformos in here”

It finally happened, my mom is hooked on Balatro

1945, World War II ends. 3 years later… BAM! Mountain Dew. Coincidence? Unlikely.

Me at 24: I did a heroic dose of LSD and it unlocked my empathy and changed me completely Me at 34: I took 3 ibuprofen and stretched and I’m pretty sure its the answer to everything

I posted this to my ig story with the caption “somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this” and a girl I know from high school replied with “always here if u need anything ❤️”

Weed tech is outta control

Ever since I heard the term “fridge cigarette” I’ve realized that Diet Coke is 100% marketed like cigarettes

What he fails to explain is why anyone should believe a word he says now

There’s a non-zero amount of individuals inside the Democratic Party at this present moment saying “what we need are Nazis but for Democracy”

I can’t believe I have to say this to people my age but nobody you know with a random number in your area code decided to text you a vague reference to a conversation you don’t remember having

You know the thing about active construction sites is they have terrible security

Film bros love to be like “I’m an analytical viewer and the politics of the filmmaker don’t impact my appreciation of the form” by going to see whatever weird right wing fanfic Clint Eastwood made recently and saying nice things about the camerawork or something

I think if normie lib voters are ever gonna turn a corner and successfully push back against the fascist onslaught, they are going to have to get over trying to determine if their opponent “meant” to be a racist Nazi shitbag when they said a thing

Nazis don’t say “we have a lot in common” by accident

Like, y’all, replies like this are either complete idiocy or intentional. Either way they serve the same purpose. And there are far more Nazis-pretending-to-be-concerned-citizens-that-accidentally-endorse-Nazi-ideas-on-the-internet than you would think. Bluesky surely has tons of them

Reformed Nazis will tell you that you should never trust a reformed Nazi because they could be completely full of shit. Their entire ideology depends on misinformation

I haven’t been following this Maine Senator with the Nazi Tattoo discourse but I just read a comment thread that felt heavily astroturfed. And idk. Doesn’t feel so unlikely that a Nazi would pose as a less radical politician. That’s the sort of thing they love doing and bragging about

The new Tame Impala sounds more like one guy named Kevin than ever

When all my twitter friends finally get here I can’t have them see me reposting my own stuff

Having a massive internal list of rote-memorized factoids that you can pull from when prompted is a dumb guy’s idea of intelligence