Oh yeah? You don’t remember your Elementary School GATE program? Damn yeah that means it must be a conspiracy and not some boring school shit you just forgot. I’m sure that the pink drink is something nefarious and not the fluoride swish and spit that nuts have been freaking out about since the 80s

Whoa just remembered the word “simp” and how it was allegedly an insult

NIMBY is bad but YIMBY is also bad. The only rational position is that of the SIMBY (Sometimes In My Back Yard)

I conceptually hate the idea of political streamers, and I legitimately believe that true radicalization can only come from self-reflection and education, but even as an outside observer I can see that Hasan Piker is more politically astute and responsible with his platform than his contemporaries

I know we’re subskeeting some drama but I wish I were in the in group I hate being in the out group

They should make a horse with long floppy dog ears. Scruff McGruff style

What the fuck is this and why isn’t it group chats

“Basketball” by Lil Bow Wow is such a funny song to me because “I like the way they dribble up and down the court” is the first thing I would say when trying to pretend I know anything about basketball

Some bands (Rotten Charms, Light Once Lost, Badvril

Stomp Clap Hey music is not “millennial music” there are plenty of us who didn’t appreciate it at the time and still don’t now

SubwayTakes is the left wing Joe Rogan

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*eyes roll back, Anthony Keidis' horrible voice echoes* 🎶 Alabama, barefoot diggin clammas stoppin at the Chase Bank on the way to Grandma's 🎶

Please stop listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers, enough is enough

I believe this Horseman is called Pestilence

[shoots you] Wow this really complicates our ceasefire agreement doesn’t it

We don’t make enough movies about the power of rollerblades anymore

It would be hilarious if the new Infowars only did extremely well researched investigative reporting but delivered by Tim Heidecker doing his Alex Jones

Millennial Church Choir: IIIIII LOVE YOUUUU JESUUUUS CUHRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSTTTTTTTT

15 shows in no order. I’ve been influenced by a lot of adult animation and Adult Swim apparently Futurama The Simpsons The Boondocks Home Movies Mission Hill Samurai Champloo Freaks and Geeks Undeclared Daria Community Space Ghost Coast to Coast The Wire The Sopranos ITYSL The Chair Company

Reformed white supremacists will tell you to never trust reformed white supremacists because you can never know for sure that they’re with you. They are so accustomed to lying about who they are it’s dangerous to give them power, even if they’re telling the truth.

As far as I’m concerned there’s only one way to get introduced to Primus: In High School by that one long haired stoner kid who wears exclusively classic rock tees and tells you that it’s actually very musically complex even though it may sound silly at first

Those little microphones people clip to their lapels are cool. If only they had some sort of microphone on a wire that could be plugged into them, then they could be even more discreet

You’re saying my anus is in Gemini?

Now that I can watch basically any format I feel like specific movies should be viewed in specific formats. Like, clearly The Matrix should be viewed on DVD. But the live action Flintstones movie? That’s clearly a VHS

[guy suffering capitalistically under capitalism] wow what are we a bunch of COMMIES?

You can show me a stick figure drawing you did and I will be more impressed than if you showed me something you prompted an LLM to generate

It’s a good thing I’m not evil I could really convince ppl of some shit I think

Been watching Better Call Saul and honestly they make scamming seem like the best shit ever I wanna scam assholes who deserve it too what could go wrong don’t say anything I haven’t finished the show yet

The Execution of All Things is my favorite collection of 10 Jenny Lewis Tracks and what I assume are two contractually obligated Blake Sennett tracks

Whoa there, bud. We don’t “define” words round these parts. No no. Words are either scary or happy, that’s it

Why does Tom Delonge’s guitar look like a prop for the cool alternative older brother in a teen drama

These were on front of a house on my block so you know I had to take em

I didn’t realize the most recent Alex G album had this fighting game character picker on the inside jacket

I honestly didn’t even know people used “86” as slang for killing someone. I’m familiar with it being used to mean banning or removing someone from a space

We shall overcum

I’d rather you sold the t-shirt with sleeves so I can decide if I want to cut them off later

I was NOT attending the no-loads refused pimped out cum dump event. I happened to be meeting a source at the same location of the no-loads refused pimped out cum dump event, and posed on the red carpet of the no-loads refused pimped out cum dump event.

Mr Gorbachev tear down these balls

They’re not even saying build the wall anymore, it’s all about build the ballroom now

They’re gonna have to pretend to almost assassinate this guy a bunch of times to keep those approval ratings up through midterms

I don’t trust metalheads. They’ll listen to shit like Megadeth and try to hit you with the “actually this is very technically complex 👆🤓”

I’m not doing this for likes, I’m just being my authentic self loud and publicly and very online

The things I’ve seen would make more fragile minds panic and seize in terror

Why would I be recommended this

Gonna start replying “what’s that?” whenever anyone mentions an LLM in conversation. And when they explain it to me I’m just gonna say “oh wow that’s crazy I haven’t heard anything about that”

I’m not usually the screen-record-a-reel-and-repost type but this was too perfect not to share on bsky. Poster is Gehrig.thoughts I just cropped it because my friends profile bubble was in there

Here’s that short film I acted in a while back! I don’t think I did a very good job, but it was a lot of fun and I think the overall product is pretty good despite me :) youtu.be/uba6uig9u7c

Sports news is so funny. “Quarterback says: we plan to win.” Wow. Huge headline