how does microsoft word still crash. how is it ever even slow. if pedals in cars worked like this everyone would be dead

so far the only concrete thing ai has done is make the entire tech market worse and every consumer facing tech product less usable or accessable

Sounds about right.

tres bizarre

when someone’s trying to tell me their problems but all i care about is my trip to sea world

Guy’s addicted to being embarrassing

The numbers in here are hilarious. Do you use AI on the job? Execs: 87% Managers: 57% Workers: 27% Planned investment by 2030: $5T "Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B Current annual revenue: $50B

november is the best time of the year to watch twin peaks

I think this is legitimately the worst delivered joke of all time. Like in all of human history. Since they invented jokes. Actually since they invented language.

Andre Easton is a socialist candidate running to primary Ritchie Torres in NY-15. Watch the video.

YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)

Trump: listen, it's, they call it a hippo-bar-hypobear-hypnobo-hypnoboot-hyp-o-bar-ic-hypobaric time chamber, it's how Goku got so powerful Journalist, her 13 fingers glitching into and out of existence: Goku is very powerful Trump: he will win our wars for us

Javier Bardem at the #Emmys: "Here I am today denouncing the genocide in Gaza... Free Palestine!" (via @Variety)

We just got through an election where voters told us they voted on egg prices and thinking Biden was President in 2020 and people are arguing Dems lose because of “Latinx” and let me tell you that’s the most online stupid fucking shit I’ve ever heard in my life.

They’re called the doobie brothers because they sure do be brothers in real life

already got one thanks

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the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

Man what

All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.

water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted

Every pro wrestler of note is either like this or a Holocaust denier, no middle ground

When he was elected in 08, a lot of people declared the end of the GOP. Those takes may very well have been correct if he governed like it.

Literally "I have black friends".

Ahahaha! YAY! GO AWAY!!!

We as a community are rooting for Indy and not this dishonorable basketball, yes?

My orangutan nutted in me

Delicately feeding crispy onions into my laptop's air vent. Eat up little one

when you’re so racist you don’t let your workers have a day off for a holiday recognizing the end of slavery

this country is too dumb to breathe

????

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

This photo I took of a McDonald's under construction has the aesthetic they should always have.

this is one of my favorite Star Wars video edits

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.

i like how roberts even looks a bit like tim robinson in the hot dog sketch www.politico.com/news/2025/05...

Pharmaceutical companies: “Okay, plan’s ready to go, ready to murder millions of people, there’s only one step left…the clues.”

You can put your ass and penis anywhere you want. I like mine in a pair of pants

i like what the knicks have been doing on defense. the sooner they score, the sooner the ref lets you have the ball, arguably the most valuable item in the game

my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me:

I personally believe that caring at all who is in the rock and roll hall of fame is a character flaw